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(SeattlePI)   Sarah Michelle Gellar reveals she fractured her jaw during childbirth. If her jaw wasn't so weak, she might not have gotten pregnant in the first place   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 36
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2013-10-03 08:39:20 AM
Good headline work, Subby. Started my morning out with a laugh.

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2013-10-03 09:16:38 AM
Vagina dentata?
 
2013-10-03 09:26:58 AM

Nickster79: Good headline work, Subby. Started my morning out with a laugh.

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Yeah, what this guy said....
 
2013-10-03 09:32:32 AM
I...uh...I think you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-10-03 09:41:39 AM
If Freddy's not up to the task, i will happily volunteer to nurse her through the recovery process and her subsequent physical therapy sessions to strengthen her jaw and mouth muscles. I recommend a program of vigorous mouth suction and the repeated insertion and retraction of a long, solid cylindrical object.

/i think you know what i mean.....
 
2013-10-03 09:49:01 AM
If you haven't for a while, go back and watch Season 1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's on Netflix.

You forget how amazingly hot Young Sarah Michelle was. It's breathtaking.
 
2013-10-03 09:52:55 AM

jayhawk88: If you haven't for a while, go back and watch Season 1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's on Netflix.

You forget how amazingly hot Young Sarah Michelle was. It's breathtaking.


i1247.photobucket.com

Oh YES!!!
 
2013-10-03 09:58:43 AM
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2013-10-03 10:02:35 AM
lulz. Great headline, subby. +1 interwebs to you.
 
2013-10-03 10:12:27 AM

SpectroBoy: [gifs.gifbin.com image 444x444]


Made me laugh then. The use of it here makes me laugh even harder.
 
2013-10-03 10:12:41 AM
So this is like an oral sex joke?  And having a strong jaw makes a girl better at oral sex?  I see that I'm in the minority here but that headline makes no sense.
 
2013-10-03 10:23:34 AM

for good or for awesome: So this is like an oral sex joke?  And having a strong jaw makes a girl better at oral sex?  I see that I'm in the minority here but that headline makes no sense.


The implication is that Sarah broke her jaw when she was born, has a weak jaw as a result, and got pregnant because she doesn't give blow jobs.

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2013-10-03 10:27:14 AM
If a sore jaw is the complaint suggest the old standby - the beat and eat
 
2013-10-03 10:50:59 AM
i1247.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-03 11:08:17 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 500x213]


Testing for a glitch in the matrix...
 
2013-10-03 11:11:55 AM
...OK, not there anymore.

/Fark kept listing a "+1", though Krowdaddy's comment (including having the red line above it) was still the last comment on the page no matter how many times I clicked on the thread, or refreshed "my Fark" or this page.
 
2013-10-03 11:20:09 AM

for good or for awesome: So this is like an oral sex joke?  And having a strong jaw makes a girl better at oral sex?  I see that I'm in the minority here but that headline makes no sense.


See, if her jaw wasn't so weak, she wouldn't have wanted a penis in her vagina.

Yeah, I don't get it either.
 
2013-10-03 11:36:40 AM
My first thought at that headline was that she freaked out so much during labor Freddy had to smack her so hard it broke her jaw...
 
2013-10-03 11:50:43 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 500x213]


Velma was hotter.
 
2013-10-03 01:00:15 PM
Yes Velma was but there were many many kittens killed in the 90s thanks to Sarah.
 
2013-10-03 01:13:32 PM

jayhawk88: If you haven't for a while, go back and watch Season 1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's on Netflix.

You forget how amazingly hot Young Sarah Michelle was. It's breathtaking.


Yes, yes she was. She still had some meat on her bones back then.

You Are All Sheep: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 500x213]

Velma was hotter.


Yep, I would do dirty dirty things to the woman who played Velma in the Scooby Doo live action movies.
 
2013-10-03 01:15:03 PM
She is really pretty, out of my league, etc...

Still, it was funny when the bad girl in season 5 called her. 'mousey the vampire slayer'. Kind of true.
 
2013-10-03 02:25:51 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: jayhawk88: If you haven't for a while, go back and watch Season 1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's on Netflix.

You forget how amazingly hot Young Sarah Michelle was. It's breathtaking.

Yes, yes she was. She still had some meat on her bones back then.

You Are All Sheep: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 500x213]

Velma was hotter.

Yep, I would do dirty dirty things to the woman who played Velma in the Scooby Doo live action movies.


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2013-10-03 02:59:23 PM

Gecko Gingrich: ...OK, not there anymore.

/Fark kept listing a "+1", though Krowdaddy's comment (including having the red line above it) was still the last comment on the page no matter how many times I clicked on the thread, or refreshed "my Fark" or this page.


I wonder if the magic comment counter includes those on your ignore list?
 
2013-10-03 03:49:29 PM
Dingleberry Dickwad:

Velma was hotter.

Yep, I would do dirty dirty things to the woman who played Velma in the Scooby Doo live action movies.


You mean Linda Cardellini?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-03 04:15:06 PM

dionysusaur: I wonder if the magic comment counter includes those on your ignore list?


I thought of that, but then I remembered that I'm an adult and I can handle opinions that differ from mine, so I don't have anyone on ignore.
 
2013-10-03 04:40:29 PM

Gecko Gingrich: dionysusaur: I wonder if the magic comment counter includes those on your ignore list?

I thought of that, but then I remembered that I'm an adult and I can handle opinions that differ from mine, so I don't have anyone on ignore.


They're not all opinions. some are just the sad attempts of lonely people to make others angry. i don't have time for them.
 
2013-10-03 04:44:04 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Yep, I would do dirty dirty things to the woman who played Velma in the Scooby Doo live action movies


Shes a good dancer
 
2013-10-03 05:33:17 PM

Cheater71: Gecko Gingrich: dionysusaur: I wonder if the magic comment counter includes those on your ignore list?

I thought of that, but then I remembered that I'm an adult and I can handle opinions that differ from mine, so I don't have anyone on ignore.

They're not all opinions. some are just the sad attempts of lonely people to make others angry. i don't have time for them.


That.

Debate?  Fine.  Denigration, ad hominy, etc?  Ignore.
 
2013-10-03 06:08:18 PM
No wonder. Baby's supposed to come out the other end.
 
2013-10-03 09:29:16 PM

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: No wonder. Baby's supposed to come out the other end.


She has ass-jaw?
 
2013-10-03 10:32:27 PM

dionysusaur: Debate? Fine. Denigration, ad hominy, etc? Ignore.


Anyone else hungry now?
 
2013-10-03 11:33:38 PM
I don't usually do this, but kudos subs. Great headline.
 
2013-10-03 11:45:27 PM

jayhawk88: If you haven't for a while, go back and watch Season 1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's on Netflix.

You forget how amazingly hot Young Sarah Michelle was. It's breathtaking.


www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-10-04 06:29:40 AM
Krowdaddy Chixdiggit:
jayhawk88: If you haven't for a while, go back and watch Season 1 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's on Netflix.

You forget how amazingly hot Young Sarah Michelle was. It's breathtaking.

[i1247.photobucket.com image 800x989]

Oh YES!!!


I remember that issue.  My GF said "You can practically see her labia!".  I bought it... anyway.

SpectroBoy:
[Hush dot gif]

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2013-10-04 10:38:48 AM
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