FLMountainMan: Has anyone actually met someone who believed the whole "Satan put fossils there" thing?
Uncle Tractor: FLMountainMan: Has anyone actually met someone who believed the whole "Satan put fossils there" thing?When I was a little kid in sunday school (Ann Arbor, Michigan), the teacher was telling us the one about that big magical boat with two of everything in it.Innocent little me: "How did they get the dinosaurs on the ark?"Sunday school teacher: "There were no dinosaurs. That's just a lie."Me: "Yes there were. I've seen the fossils." (in local museums)...And that was how I got my ass kicked out of sunday school. IIRC the teacher took me to my parents immediately after the above exchange and told them something along the lines of "bring him back when he's older."The childhood lesson learned from this and other similar encounters was that christians are weirdos who get angry when you ask them questions.
SubBass49: Prepare to be afraid, VERY afraid. This is the "Home School Curriculum" page from the local "Creation Museum."/yeah, tangentially related FTW
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