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(TMZ)   Wow, Skeletor got a boob jo... oh, sorry, false alarm, it's just Pamela Anderson on a French beach. (Borderline Not safe for work)   (tmz.com) divider line 55
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2013-10-03 05:04:36 AM  
Once upon a time, a long long time ago, there was once this womani2.listal.com
 
2013-10-03 09:06:14 AM  
Meh.

I'd still go there, except for the Hep C.
 
2013-10-03 09:34:44 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Meh.

I'd still go there, except for the Hep C.


Same.  I would kick her out of my bed.

/for a romp on the floor.
 
2013-10-03 09:42:24 AM  
hahahaha she's old
 
2013-10-03 09:44:35 AM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-10-03 09:48:13 AM  
Thank God TMZ is blocked at work.
 
2013-10-03 09:48:28 AM  
I'm never swimming in the ocean again.
 
2013-10-03 10:06:24 AM  
An old man's wet dream.
 
2013-10-03 10:13:12 AM  
I'd still hit it. Even without a condom.
 
2013-10-03 10:16:07 AM  
She was kinda plain before she got some work done.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-03 10:28:21 AM  
That's a hard 46.
 
2013-10-03 10:31:06 AM  
The headline in TFA put Alice Cooper in my head.

BOOOOOOOBS OUT FOR SUMMER!
BOOOOOOOBS OUT FOR EVER!
 
2013-10-03 10:44:16 AM  

Wellon Dowd: She was kinda plain before she got some work done.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1152]


I always thought she looked much better there. After she had the work done she just looked fake.
 
2013-10-03 11:21:59 AM  
Meh. You can get skin like hers from any leather tannery.
 
2013-10-03 11:41:08 AM  
At least Skeletor had sorcerer's powers.  Pam Anderson doesn't even make my ram's head staff move.  Meh, I guess I'd still show her my snake mountain anyways.
 
2013-10-03 12:23:00 PM  

Profedius: Wellon Dowd: She was kinda plain before she got some work done.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1152]

I always thought she looked much better there. After she had the work done she just looked fake.


You would be right.
 
2013-10-03 12:37:45 PM  

Profedius: Wellon Dowd: She was kinda plain before she got some work done.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1152]

I always thought she looked much better there. After she had the work done she just looked fake.



Yeah but if she still looked like that Canadian girl next door I kind of doubt she would have been on the cover of more Playboy issues than any woman in history and earned $60K an episode on a hit TV show, especially considering she has little discernible acting talent. Reality Pamela Anderson might have gotten a few catalog modeling gigs then faded into obscurity, but fantasy Pamela Anderson became an international celebrity.
 
2013-10-03 12:52:31 PM  
She looks like a younger Chelsea Handler.
 
2013-10-03 01:20:38 PM  
Ummm... she's 46, and if she entered the room you currently are at, she'd be the hottest woman you'd see all week... I think she's doing just fine.
 
2013-10-03 01:22:40 PM  

T.rex: Ummm... she's 46, and if she entered the room you currently are at, she'd be the hottest woman you'd see all week... I think she's doing just fine.


Dude, don't sale your mom so short, she's still rocking it.
 
2013-10-03 01:24:29 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: That's a hard 46.


Tommy Lee wrecked that for pretty much everyone
 
2013-10-03 01:32:20 PM  

Sybarite: Profedius: Wellon Dowd: She was kinda plain before she got some work done.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1152]

I always thought she looked much better there. After she had the work done she just looked fake.


Yeah but if she still looked like that Canadian girl next door I kind of doubt she would have been on the cover of more Playboy issues than any woman in history and earned $60K an episode on a hit TV show, especially considering she has little discernible acting talent. Reality Pamela Anderson might have gotten a few catalog modeling gigs then faded into obscurity, but fantasy Pamela Anderson became an international celebrity.


What is the world's endless fascination with bottle blondes?
 
2013-10-03 01:36:37 PM  

T.rex: Ummm... she's 46, and if she entered the room you currently are at, she'd be the hottest woman you'd see all week... I think she's doing just fine.


I can look out my window for 5 minutes and see dozens of younger hotter women. Seriously, I should put up a webcam.
 
2013-10-03 01:39:31 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: T.rex: Ummm... she's 46, and if she entered the room you currently are at, she'd be the hottest woman you'd see all week... I think she's doing just fine.

I can look out my window for 5 minutes and see dozens of younger hotter women. Seriously, I should put up a webcam.


Pretty much this. She's well past her use by date and if she's the hottest woman ok n the room you're in, you're in a bad room.
 
2013-10-03 01:46:20 PM  
she was hotter before all the surgery
 
2013-10-03 01:46:45 PM  
kaduh: She looks like a younger Chelsea Handler.

I snorted at this...
 
2013-10-03 01:57:46 PM  

Fano: What is the world's endless fascination with bottle blondes?


Not me. Give me that pale flawless skin and black hair look.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-03 02:02:32 PM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
But then....why does his face look like that?
 
2013-10-03 02:16:37 PM  
NEWSFLASH: Attractive people generally get older and less attractive.
 
2013-10-03 02:19:34 PM  

Fano: Sybarite: Profedius: Wellon Dowd: She was kinda plain before she got some work done.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1152]

I always thought she looked much better there. After she had the work done she just looked fake.


Yeah but if she still looked like that Canadian girl next door I kind of doubt she would have been on the cover of more Playboy issues than any woman in history and earned $60K an episode on a hit TV show, especially considering she has little discernible acting talent. Reality Pamela Anderson might have gotten a few catalog modeling gigs then faded into obscurity, but fantasy Pamela Anderson became an international celebrity.

What is the world's endless fascination with bottle blondes?



It simulates a rare trait (at least in most of the world) making the individual more noticeable, and a youthful trait (blonde hair tends to darken with age) indicating a good mating age. Of course we know it's fake, in the same way we know a woman with red lipstick and blush is only faking the traits of sexual arousal, but it still produces response in a large portion of the male population. I've personally known women who were brunettes that tried going blonde to see what it was like and were really surprised, and sometimes a little disturbed by, the dramatic increase in unsolicited male attention they were receiving.
 
2013-10-03 02:56:04 PM  
She looks good for her age. I've seen women in their late thirties who aren't so fit.
 
2013-10-03 03:43:12 PM  
Fist of God, etc ... King Arthur couldn't pull me out, etc ..

You know you would too
 
2013-10-03 03:44:35 PM  
She's still relevant? The Hep C poster girl?

Who knew!
 
2013-10-03 03:51:28 PM  

HOOBOY!: I guess they're going to name a new strain of hepatitis after her.


Hepatitis P?

/would not hit
//never, ever
 
2013-10-03 04:11:27 PM  
I hate myself for saying this but, she looks ok to me.
 
2013-10-03 04:44:02 PM  
If there was ever a room that deserves a satchel charge thrown in it, the one with the TMZ morons in it, has got to be the one.
 
2013-10-03 04:46:07 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Fano: What is the world's endless fascination with bottle blondes?

Not me. Give me that pale flawless skin and black hair look.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x562]


100% THIS!
 
2013-10-03 04:48:42 PM  
OMG YOU MEAN WOMEN GET OLD!?!?!?!
 
2013-10-03 04:51:39 PM  

Wellon Dowd: She was kinda plain before she got some work done.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1152]


Yes, that's why she was chosen as a model for an ad campaign. For her plainness.

/facepalm
 
2013-10-03 04:57:33 PM  

Sybarite: Profedius: Wellon Dowd: She was kinda plain before she got some work done.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1152]

I always thought she looked much better there. After she had the work done she just looked fake.


Yeah but if she still looked like that Canadian girl next door I kind of doubt she would have been on the cover of more Playboy issues than any woman in history and earned $60K an episode on a hit TV show, especially considering she has little discernible acting talent. Reality Pamela Anderson might have gotten a few catalog modeling gigs then faded into obscurity, but fantasy Pamela Anderson became an international celebrity.




Hard to say. She might have been able to just bleach her hair and get the same results since her breasts were already large enough and she had really pretty eyes. I can tell you that I would have loved to seen a sex tape of her before the changes instead of the one we did end up seeing.
 
2013-10-03 06:03:15 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: That's a hard 46.


What? That's a fantastic 46
 
2013-10-03 07:25:16 PM  

Sybarite: Fano: Sybarite: Profedius: Wellon Dowd: She was kinda plain before she got some work done.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1152]

I always thought she looked much better there. After she had the work done she just looked fake.


Yeah but if she still looked like that Canadian girl next door I kind of doubt she would have been on the cover of more Playboy issues than any woman in history and earned $60K an episode on a hit TV show, especially considering she has little discernible acting talent. Reality Pamela Anderson might have gotten a few catalog modeling gigs then faded into obscurity, but fantasy Pamela Anderson became an international celebrity.

What is the world's endless fascination with bottle blondes?


It simulates a rare trait (at least in most of the world) making the individual more noticeable, and a youthful trait (blonde hair tends to darken with age) indicating a good mating age. Of course we know it's fake, in the same way we know a woman with red lipstick and blush is only faking the traits of sexual arousal, but it still produces response in a large portion of the male population. I've personally known women who were brunettes that tried going blonde to see what it was like and were really surprised, and sometimes a little disturbed by, the dramatic increase in unsolicited male attention they were receiving.


I saw this up close and personal. About 15 years ago, my wife dressed up as Madonna for Halloween. Her costume was great: Respect Yourself-era Madge- pointy bra, military-style coat, striped trousers and... blonde wig. Like, a big, silly obvious blonde wig. Now as a beautiful brunette, she was (and still is) used to a certain amount of male attention, but let me tell you- once we got to the party, dudes were losing their farking MINDS. Hitting on her HARD in front of me. Eventually, I drifted away a bit and watched the social experiment from a distance.

If it proved one thing, it is that dudes dig blondes. Even obviously fake ones.
 
2013-10-03 07:31:24 PM  

darch: dudes dig blondes.


Nuh uh.

resources1.news.com.au

www.mcmanagement.com.au

If that doesn't get your attention...

Brunettes are for intellectuals, blondes are for dumbasses.
 
2013-10-03 07:34:29 PM  
Hey buddy- I never said I was one of those guys. I LOVE brunettes. The darker the better.
 
2013-10-03 07:45:11 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: darch: dudes dig blondes.

Nuh uh.

[resources1.news.com.au image 650x366]

[www.mcmanagement.com.au image 850x442]

If that doesn't get your attention...

Brunettes are for intellectuals, blondes are for dumbasses.


It's funny, because the juvenility of your comment doesn't exactly speak to your intellectual prowess.

So uh, how YOU doin'???
 
2013-10-03 08:01:20 PM  
It's not the years it's the mileage.....and she's put on a lot.

Just...no.
 
2013-10-03 08:14:25 PM  
Uh... what, exactly, is going on with the back of her jaw in the left picture?  Makes it look like her face is a mask or something.
 
2013-10-03 08:20:33 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-03 10:06:31 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: darch: dudes dig blondes.

Nuh uh.

[resources1.news.com.au image 650x366]

[www.mcmanagement.com.au image 850x442]

If that doesn't get your attention...

Brunettes are for intellectuals, blondes are for dumbasses.


And redheads are for... uhh... what was I saying?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-03 10:14:58 PM  

puckrock2000: And redheads are for... uhh... what was I saying?


Eh, they can go both ways.
 
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