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(Dayton Daily News)   You've got 666 tattooed on your forehead, you're high, and you're horny. The logical next step is to urinate on a burrito shop's patio. With awesome mugshot   (daytondailynews.com) divider line 40
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2013-10-02 11:59:28 PM
End of the World didn't do that badly! You're still Scotty!

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2013-10-03 12:20:16 AM
It'll be funny if he finds out that the "number" of the beast is a numerical name for NERO which can also be 616 depending on which language you translate it to.
 
2013-10-03 12:28:04 AM
According to a police report, Gregory Clark admitted to peeing on the patio because he, "didn't want to paralyze himself" by holding it.

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Approves.
 
2013-10-03 01:19:49 AM
Don't judge me.
 
2013-10-03 01:20:57 AM
He also said he came to the patio to, "get high, get a buzz, and play with myself."

I respect a man with goals.
 
2013-10-03 04:20:36 AM

BATMANATEE: It'll be funny if he finds out that the "number" of the beast is a numerical name for NERO which can also be 616 depending on which language you translate it to.


He doesn't seem the type to be concerned with historical matters.
 
2013-10-03 04:44:34 AM
i know this guy. 6-6-6 was the combination to his high school gym locker and he had trouble remembering it.
 
2013-10-03 04:49:06 AM
He also said he came to the patio to, "get high, get a buzz, and play with myself."

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Is he jackin' off in his mugshot?
 
2013-10-03 04:50:34 AM
It seemed like a good idea at the time guy.  There, I've named him. Can we keep him?
 
2013-10-03 05:01:31 AM
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2013-10-03 05:02:50 AM

BATMANATEE: It'll be funny if he finds out that the "number" of the beast is a numerical name for NERO which can also be 616 depending on which language you translate it to.


Actually, the numbers on his forehead are a complex mathematical problem that, once figured out, will get you the phone number for a job with a software company in Austria.
 
2013-10-03 05:03:50 AM
GOD DAMNIT.

I gotta remember not to go near the patio when I get lunch tomorrow.

/Wooo Brown Street.
 
2013-10-03 05:15:46 AM
There's nothing like tattooing a "666" into your forehead to prove to the world that you've pulled your personal thing together.
 
2013-10-03 05:20:03 AM

NutWrench: There's nothing like tattooing a "666" into your forehead to prove to the world that you've pulled your personal thing together.


I think he told police that after he'd "get high" and "get a buzz" he was planning on pulling his personal thing.
 
2013-10-03 05:29:42 AM
Who among us hasnt had that problem?
 
2013-10-03 05:38:36 AM
666 is the 4th, 5th and 6th digit of my SS# as well as my brother and both of my sisters.  Should the 5 of us be concerned?
 
2013-10-03 05:41:00 AM
This is the face of Charles M. when he was young, but lacking in  charisma (and followers)..
 
2013-10-03 05:52:23 AM
When he stands on his head, it is 999. Which is obviously a reference the triple nine high IQ society.
 
2013-10-03 06:15:49 AM

red5ish: It seemed like a good idea at the time guy.  There, I've named him. Can we keep him?


over explaining bad decisions guy / I just don't give a fark guy
 
2013-10-03 06:21:19 AM

Danger Avoid Death: BATMANATEE: It'll be funny if he finds out that the "number" of the beast is a numerical name for NERO which can also be 616 depending on which language you translate it to.

Actually, the numbers on his forehead are a complex mathematical problem that, once figured out, will get you the phone number for a job with a software company in Austria.


Do you know who else got a job at a software company in Austria?
 
2013-10-03 06:33:33 AM

LewDux:


Thom's really let himself go, eh?
 
2013-10-03 06:52:11 AM
Jebuz, Angelina has been hell on Brad.
 
2013-10-03 07:13:24 AM

offmymeds: He also said he came to the patio to, "get high, get a buzz, and play with myself."

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Is he jackin' off in his mugshot?


Yes.
 
2013-10-03 07:19:47 AM
He's got that same puzzled look Tom Coughlin has every play

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2013-10-03 07:38:52 AM
Quite obviously mentally ill? That's a jailin'.

Yay, Amurca!
 
2013-10-03 07:42:29 AM

here to help: Quite obviously mentally ill? That's a jailin'.


Or a Tea Party membership.
 
2013-10-03 07:45:50 AM
I live up the street from this place. Having eaten there, I can say I felt like doing something similar afterward.
 
2013-10-03 07:46:32 AM
Someone already made the Simon Pegg comparison, but here's are some side by side photos:

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2013-10-03 07:53:03 AM

Danger Avoid Death: here to help: Quite obviously mentally ill? That's a jailin'.

Or a Tea Party membership.


Are you implying that Tea Party members are mentally ill and should be thrown in jail? Because the side of me that sympathizes with the plight of mentally ill persons is telling me that's wrong but the side of me that is sick of their sh*t is sayin' "INTO THE RAPE PIT!!!"
 
2013-10-03 08:19:03 AM

here to help: Danger Avoid Death: here to help: Quite obviously mentally ill? That's a jailin'.

Or a Tea Party membership.

Are you implying that Tea Party members are mentally ill and should be thrown in jail? Because the side of me that sympathizes with the plight of mentally ill persons is telling me that's wrong but the side of me that is sick of their sh*t is sayin' "INTO THE RAPE PIT!!!"


You forgot to say rape twice.
 
2013-10-03 08:37:31 AM
Meh...Tex Mex. They are all the same.
 
2013-10-03 09:10:25 AM
"get high, get a buzz, and play with myself."

Did he just described my afternoon?
 
2013-10-03 09:12:55 AM
A good argument for finally getting that Ohio tag...
 
2013-10-03 10:01:50 AM
He also said he came to the patio to, "get high, get a buzz, and play with myself."

Just a normal night for the guys at waterfront here...we've got about 4 resident homeless men, a woman and a couple all living at the park.  For the most part, they're quiet, polite, keep to themselves and don't leave a mess.  And they all like and pet my dog.
 
2013-10-03 11:23:54 AM
Man, ObamaCare reps sure are an ugly lot, aren't they?
 
2013-10-03 12:39:38 PM
I can see this guy has a bright future.
 
2013-10-03 02:27:41 PM
fark me. Is it tuesday again?
 
2013-10-03 05:14:40 PM

milesl: "get high, get a buzz, and play with myself."

Did he just described my afternoon?


Who doesn't want an afternoon like that?
 
2013-10-03 06:05:42 PM
Ohio: the Florida of the north.
 
2013-10-03 10:11:56 PM
Good, so its not just me that thinks he looks like Simon Pegg.....
 
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