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(The Detroit_News)   Bad: Suspected drug house across the street from elementary school. Worse: Police shoot and kill two dogs while raiding the house. Fark: While kids are outside for recess   (detroitnews.com) divider line 126
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2013-10-02 08:04:23 PM
They've replaced the bell with gun shots, so all it did was cause confusion.

"Teach.  The the fark.  The farking shots went off but farking lunch isn't farking done yet.  We've farking 20 farking minutes farking left"

"Shut the fark up, Johnnica, and get the fark into your farking classroom"
 
2013-10-02 08:38:42 PM
That's the best time to execute the raid. The drug house sure as heck thought they'd be safe while the kids were about.
 
2013-10-02 08:41:30 PM
Best time to pull a takedown is like 4am.  Middle of the day is for idiots.
 
2013-10-02 08:42:09 PM
Would you prefer when the dealer's girlfriend's, chlamydia jones; 3 children are there?
 
2013-10-02 08:42:57 PM
Hey man those dogs were on PCP!
 
2013-10-02 08:47:30 PM
In before Dog of Peace.
 
2013-10-02 08:50:53 PM
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2013-10-02 08:50:57 PM
Narcotics officers were initiating their raid of the house in the 19000 block of Santa Rosa, at 12:40 p.m. across the street from Lois Pasteur Elementary School,

Says a lot, that typo.
 
2013-10-02 08:51:33 PM
The only beings involved* who didn't deserve to get shot were shot. One of life's little ironies, I suppose.

/*of course I don't mean the schoolkids, they weren't involved, you sicko
 
2013-10-02 08:53:14 PM
Shoot the dogs.
 
2013-10-02 08:54:06 PM
Take him to Detroit.
 
2013-10-02 08:55:35 PM

untaken_name: The only beings involved* who didn't deserve to get shot were shot. One of life's little ironies, I suppose.



If I were a cop executing a drug raid, I'd certainly ask the dogs to 'sit'.

/Like spoons on your wedding day.
 
2013-10-02 08:57:27 PM
Stay classy, Detroit.
 
2013-10-02 08:59:31 PM

MNguy: untaken_name: The only beings involved* who didn't deserve to get shot were shot. One of life's little ironies, I suppose.


If I were a cop executing a drug raid, I'd certainly ask the dogs to 'sit'.

/Like spoons on your wedding day.


I'm not even a super special tactical-coffe-mug-owning police officer and even I can handle an angry dog without killing it.
 
2013-10-02 09:00:07 PM
Protecting and serving one dead dog at a time.
 
2013-10-02 09:01:20 PM
The "journalist" tried very hard not to point out directly that the children witnessed the cops in their true form.
The horns, barbed tail, hooves,  and bat wings are kept in normally when the kids are around.
 
2013-10-02 09:02:06 PM
untaken_name:

I'm not even a super special tactical-coffe-mug-owning police officer and even I can handle an angry dog without killing it.

You, sir, are a true American hero.
 
2013-10-02 09:03:15 PM

untaken_name: MNguy: untaken_name: The only beings involved* who didn't deserve to get shot were shot. One of life's little ironies, I suppose.


If I were a cop executing a drug raid, I'd certainly ask the dogs to 'sit'.

/Like spoons on your wedding day.

I'm not even a super special tactical-coffe-mug-owning police officer and even I can handle an angry dog without killing it.


Really?

Tell me when. I'll come watch.
 
2013-10-02 09:07:09 PM
Was the house raided by ED-209?
 
2013-10-02 09:07:45 PM
One man's "attacked" is another man's "barked furiously".
 
2013-10-02 09:07:51 PM
Serious question: Why can't they taze the dogs?
 
2013-10-02 09:08:42 PM
You know what the hardest part about becoming a cop is?

Apparently when they remove about 70% of your brain.

What the fark, cops?
 
2013-10-02 09:09:09 PM

lewismarktwo: Serious question: Why can't they taze the dogs?


It's not as much fun.  They do it for the LULZ.
 
2013-10-02 09:09:17 PM
How hard would it have been -- if it had to be done on that day and time rather than a Saturday or no-school day -- to have arranged for a "special fire drill" where the assembly point was on the opposite side of the school?
 
2013-10-02 09:09:23 PM

lewismarktwo: Serious question: Why can't they taze the dogs?


Too small, the tazer hit zone doesn't line up with the body shape. Furthermore, tazers are untested on the animals for effectiveness or lethality.
 
2013-10-02 09:11:40 PM
Back in the day when police were actually manly men a single officer could have served this warrant without a shot fired and hardly a blow thrown.

whatever happend to hiring grown men hulking in size with strength of character and force of will to do police work?

oh thats right we have automatic weapons body armor tazers and pepper spray now. Best to get some scrawny weakling to be a pig now.
 
2013-10-02 09:12:30 PM

Gyrfalcon: untaken_name: MNguy: untaken_name: The only beings involved* who didn't deserve to get shot were shot. One of life's little ironies, I suppose.


If I were a cop executing a drug raid, I'd certainly ask the dogs to 'sit'.

/Like spoons on your wedding day.

I'm not even a super special tactical-coffe-mug-owning police officer and even I can handle an angry dog without killing it.

Really?

Tell me when. I'll come watch.


It can be done.

/mostly pacifist wildlife worker. I can put down your ghetto pony silently.

//never had to, never want to, but they do teach those skills.
 
2013-10-02 09:13:25 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Back in the day when police were actually manly men a single officer could have served this warrant without a shot fired and hardly a blow thrown.

whatever happend to hiring grown men hulking in size with strength of character and force of will to do police work?

oh thats right we have automatic weapons body armor tazers and pepper spray now. Best to get some scrawny weakling to be a pig now.


Idiots like you happened.
 
2013-10-02 09:14:26 PM
"Officers arrested people in the house, and recovered weapons and $315,000 worth of heroin, Jones said."

Oh, they found an ounce of heroin.
 
2013-10-02 09:15:28 PM
What's the deal with cops shooting dogs? If a cop shot my dog, he better shoot me too, or move out of state. I'd hunt him down and bury him.
 
2013-10-02 09:16:50 PM

MNguy: untaken_name: The only beings involved* who didn't deserve to get shot were shot. One of life's little ironies, I suppose.


If I were a cop executing a drug raid, I'd certainly ask the dogs to 'sit'.

/Like spoons on your wedding day.


If you were a cop executing a raid for a victimless crime, you should get your head blown off with a 10 gauge shotgun.
 
2013-10-02 09:19:40 PM
Some police really really seem to enjoy shooting dogs. Maybe its just a chance to kill something with your lovely gun without being put up for review/investigation.
 
2013-10-02 09:29:03 PM
The kid had no choice. The dog was reaching. It was kill or be killed.
 
2013-10-02 09:30:34 PM
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2013-10-02 09:32:38 PM
Lots of ITGs in this thread who could take down two abused, angry pitbulls with one hand tied behind their backs...you guys should try it and post the results on YouTube.
 
2013-10-02 09:35:15 PM

iheartscotch: Would you prefer when the dealer's girlfriend's, chlamydia jones; 3 children are there?


This post gave me cancer
 
2013-10-02 09:39:13 PM
Good, sounds like the kids learned an important lesson about police officers.
 
2013-10-02 09:41:00 PM
So, the suspects have 98 problems, but 2 biatches ain't one of them?
 
2013-10-02 09:43:36 PM

DrPainMD: What's the deal with cops shooting dogs? If a cop shot my dog, he better shoot me too, or move out of state. I'd hunt him down and bury him.


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2013-10-02 09:44:02 PM

Yogimus: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Back in the day when police were actually manly men a single officer could have served this warrant without a shot fired and hardly a blow thrown.

whatever happend to hiring grown men hulking in size with strength of character and force of will to do police work?

oh thats right we have automatic weapons body armor tazers and pepper spray now. Best to get some scrawny weakling to be a pig now.

Idiots like you happened.


That doesnt even make any sense.
 
2013-10-02 09:44:56 PM
another drug dealer that must never, ever, leave his house... but what fun is arresting someone quietly when they try to go pump some gas, you don't get to use your ridiculous toys and pretend you are in the military.
 
2013-10-02 09:45:14 PM

DrPainMD: victimless crime


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2013-10-02 09:45:15 PM

oh_please: Lots of ITGs in this thread who could take down two abused, angry pitbulls with one hand tied behind their backs...you guys should try it and post the results on YouTube.


Lotta arm chair dog psychologist social workers who add adjectives to their snarky remarks to try and bolster their comments with gravitas in lieu of actual data in this thread.
 
2013-10-02 09:45:24 PM

eatin' fetus: iheartscotch: Would you prefer when the dealer's girlfriend's, chlamydia jones; 3 children are there?

This post gave me cancer


Don't be so melodramatic. Look; it's just a flesh wound....
 
2013-10-02 09:45:34 PM
In before follow up where we find out it was the only non-drug house in Detroit.
 
2013-10-02 09:47:54 PM

Headso: another drug dealer that must never, ever, leave his house... but what fun is arresting someone quietly when they try to go pump some gas, you don't get to use your ridiculous toys and pretend you are in the military.


Works for the ATF.

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2013-10-02 09:53:01 PM

Headso: another drug dealer that must never, ever, leave his house... but what fun is arresting someone quietly when they try to go pump some gas, you don't get to use your ridiculous toys and pretend you are in the military.


Because it's easier to make a case against someone if they're arrested in the house with a bunch of drugs than when they're not?
 
2013-10-02 09:57:26 PM

change1211: Headso: another drug dealer that must never, ever, leave his house... but what fun is arresting someone quietly when they try to go pump some gas, you don't get to use your ridiculous toys and pretend you are in the military.

Because it's easier to make a case against someone if they're arrested in the house with a bunch of drugs than when they're not?


yeah sure, because they don't already have the guy dead to rights by the time they are shooting his dogs. These  swat raids where the police play dress up and pretend to be soldiers were not always normal operating procedure.
 
2013-10-02 10:08:22 PM
HEY!

Detroit is farking BROKE!

That $315,000 worth of heroin they confiscated will buy a LOT of school lunches.


/Think of the children
 
2013-10-02 10:15:36 PM

BafflerMeal: Headso: another drug dealer that must never, ever, leave his house... but what fun is arresting someone quietly when they try to go pump some gas, you don't get to use your ridiculous toys and pretend you are in the military.

Works for the ATF.

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They'll also come to your house and kill your dog,wife and kid if you try to sell an illegal shotgun.

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