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(RealClear)   This just in; Michael Jackson is still dead   (realclear.com) divider line 38
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2013-10-02 08:36:02 PM
Tito did it.
 
2013-10-02 08:45:49 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Tito did it.


Damn it. I had Jermaine.
 
2013-10-02 08:48:43 PM
Still?  When did he die?  I didn't realize.
 
2013-10-02 08:56:31 PM
Meh.  He spent a lot of time, while he was alive, being stiff.
 
2013-10-02 08:58:06 PM

MrHappyRotter: Still?  When did he die?  I didn't realize.


Just after he released 'Bad'. Hard to imagine he's been gone for 25 years.
 
2013-10-02 08:59:51 PM
Of course he's not. You'll find him - the only half-black man living on the island under the name "mr.pilkington"

//but I digress..
 
2013-10-02 09:03:11 PM
He's in heaven, enjoying his one hundred kids.
 
2013-10-02 09:03:40 PM
But what about Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

\since we're going with old news & all....
 
2013-10-02 09:17:16 PM

Tenor Reaper: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Tito did it.

Damn it. I had Jermaine.


Tito, get me some tissue... Jermaine, stop teasing...
 
2013-10-02 09:18:28 PM
Gerald Ford still delicious.
 
2013-10-02 09:19:06 PM

nathanjr: MrHappyRotter: Still?  When did he die?  I didn't realize.

Just after he released 'Bad'. Hard to imagine he's been gone for 25 years.


Dangerous was underrated. It was his last great album.
 
2013-10-02 09:24:17 PM
Looks like jermaine is gonna stay famous but broke.
 
2013-10-02 09:26:05 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-02 09:29:13 PM
i147.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 09:33:33 PM
To the first question, whether AEG hired Murray, the jury answered yes. But to the second, whether Murray was unfit or incompetent, the jury answered no.

He was so competent he tried to give Jackson CPR... ON A BED.

/either that or he moved the body, which isn't terribly competent, either
 
2013-10-02 09:44:50 PM
All this bad news.  I feel like I need to do something to cheer me up.  Maybe I'll go blow bubbles.
 
2013-10-02 09:52:41 PM

MrHappyRotter: All this bad news.  I feel like I need to do something to cheer me up.  Maybe I'll go blow bubbles.


Tell him I said hello.
 
2013-10-02 09:56:02 PM
Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead, Wolf?
 
2013-10-02 10:20:42 PM
i.imgur.com
"Hoo!"

Michael Jackson.

i.imgur.com
"Hoo!"

I said, "Michael Jackson."

i.imgur.com
"Hoo!"

Michael. Farking. Jackson. Open your farking ears.
 
2013-10-02 10:27:25 PM
"Best thing for him really. His therapy was going nowhere."

goresome.webs.com
 
2013-10-02 10:35:37 PM
From another article:  "They were counting on at least $2 billion, so there's no question that those who wanted this suit are devastated," a source closely connected to the Jackson family told FOX411. "Katherine (Jackson) wanted the money because the Jacksons don't have what people think they do. She gets money from the estate as does Prince, Paris, and Blanket, but once Katherine dies, she has nothing to leave her children, Jermaine, Jackie, etc... There is now going to be a lot of in-house fighting."

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-02 10:55:51 PM
Anyone care for a drink?

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-10-02 11:08:54 PM
Corporations are not only people, they're people with all the Super-Lawyers.
 
2013-10-02 11:13:51 PM

Somaticasual: Of course he's not. You'll find him - the only half-black man living on the island under the name "mr.pilkington"

//but I digress..


It stinks!
 
2013-10-02 11:25:28 PM
 "They were counting on at least $2 billion, so there's no question that those who wanted this suit are devastated," a source closely connected to the Jackson family told FOX411. "Katherine (Jackson) wanted the money because the Jacksons don't have what people think they do. She gets money from the estate as does Prince, Paris, and Blanket, but once Katherine dies, she has nothing to leave her children, Jermaine, Jackie, etc... There is now going to be a lot of in-house fighting."

I guess getting jobs is out of the question.
 
2013-10-03 12:02:37 AM
Last night I saw Michael walk out of a 7-11
And a woman gave birth to a baby, and bowled 257
 
2013-10-03 12:04:30 AM
There are people who would argue that
 
2013-10-03 12:22:02 AM

HOOBOY!: You're all ignorant and you have doo doo in your souls.


That's ignorant...
 
2013-10-03 01:48:00 AM

Mugato: "They were counting on at least $2 billion, so there's no question that those who wanted this suit are devastated," a source closely connected to the Jackson family told FOX411. "Katherine (Jackson) wanted the money because the Jacksons don't have what people think they do. She gets money from the estate as does Prince, Paris, and Blanket, but once Katherine dies, she has nothing to leave her children, Jermaine, Jackie, etc... There is now going to be a lot of in-house fighting."

I guess getting jobs is out of the question.


My heart just bleeds for them.

Is Paris doing okay? I actually do feel sorry for her.
 
2013-10-03 02:49:59 AM

Mugato: "They were counting on at least $2 billion, so there's no question that those who wanted this suit are devastated," a source closely connected to the Jackson family told FOX411. "Katherine (Jackson) wanted the money because the Jacksons don't have what people think they do. She gets money from the estate as does Prince, Paris, and Blanket, but once Katherine dies, she has nothing to leave her children, Jermaine, Jackie, etc... There is now going to be a lot of in-house fighting."

I guess getting jobs is out of the question.


Maybe they can go be leeches at a hospital or something.
 
2013-10-03 06:03:31 AM
But what about his mottled pen0r?
 
2013-10-03 09:23:33 AM
Mugato: "They were counting on at least $2 billion, so there's no question that those who wanted this suit are devastated," a source closely connected to the Jackson family told FOX411. "Katherine (Jackson) wanted the money because the Jacksons don't have what people think they do. She gets money from the estate as does Prince, Paris, and Blanket, but once Katherine dies, she has nothing to leave her children, Jermaine, Jackie, etc... There is now going to be a lot of in-house fighting."

Gyrfalcon: I guess getting jobs is out of the question.


They've been on stage since they were children.  I doubt they really know how to do anything else - at least not well enough to earn what they got as The Jackson 5.

My heart just bleeds for them.

Is Paris doing okay? I actually do feel sorry for her.


This.
 
2013-10-03 09:32:10 AM
So they'll end up doing a reality show, then?
/family deserved $0
//hope the lawyers cost them dearly
 
2013-10-03 09:57:52 AM

HighOnCraic: Last night I saw Michael walk out of a 7-11
And a woman gave birth to a baby, and bowled 257


Why is there not a legion of Michael Jackson impersonators? As far as I know Elvis is the only pop star who has spawned an industry of impersonators.
 
2013-10-03 10:14:37 AM

HOOBOY!: You're all ignorant and you have doo doo in your souls.


And you are one of us.
One of us.
 
2013-10-03 10:17:36 AM

Shadowtag: Corporations are not only people, they're people with all the Super-Lawyers.


Lionel Hutz could have won this case. Kiddy-diddling, drug seeking junkie ODed and died.
End of story - nobody elses fault.
 
2013-10-03 12:02:47 PM

Mugato: "They were counting on at least $2 billion, so there's no question that those who wanted this suit are devastated," a source closely connected to the Jackson family told FOX411. "Katherine (Jackson) wanted the money because the Jacksons don't have what people think they do. She gets money from the estate as does Prince, Paris, and Blanket, but once Katherine dies, she has nothing to leave her children, Jermaine, Jackie, etc... There is now going to be a lot of in-house fighting."

I guess getting jobs is out of the question.


I bet Jermaine could make a pretty penny on Ebay selling that plaster bust of himself that Tootie made for him.
 
2013-10-03 11:40:48 PM

kg2095: HighOnCraic: Last night I saw Michael walk out of a 7-11
And a woman gave birth to a baby, and bowled 257

Why is there not a legion of Michael Jackson impersonators? As far as I know Elvis is the only pop star who has spawned an industry of impersonators.


LMGTFY:

https://www.google.com/search?q=michael+jackson+impersonator&ie=utf- 8& oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel= fflb

/I see one on the D-Train every now and then.
 
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