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(Sun Sentinel)   It's bad enough you get bitten by a crab, but it's even worse to learn the crab infected you with flesh-eating bacteria   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 14
    More: Florida, North Florida, Daytona Beach News-Journal, Bob Karstetter, Flagler County, Jacksonville, bacteria  
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2013-10-02 09:13:49 PM  
bitten by a crab

Do crabs have teeth?
 
2013-10-02 09:30:50 PM  
Possibly the worst case of crabs EVAR.
 
2013-10-02 09:31:15 PM  
My exact reaction: "Wow, Fark, thanks for the repea----HOLY shiat, IT'S NOT A REPEAT?!!?!??"
 
2013-10-02 09:32:23 PM  

phlegmmo: bitten by a crab

Do crabs have teeth?


Some do. Particularly the ones whose claws can rip a tank apart.

/Jesus Christ!
 
2013-10-02 09:32:47 PM  
Well yeah. Dirty-ass crab in dirty ass scavenging crab water mud slime.
God knows what grows in that stuff.
 
2013-10-02 09:34:14 PM  
Worst kind of crabs to get.

/ones with teeth
//Uca dentata?
 
2013-10-02 09:34:55 PM  
79-year-old fighting infection in Jacksonville

I hate it when my Jacksonville gets infected.
 
2013-10-02 09:35:19 PM  
A crab-fish nibble
Flesh eating bacteria
Fetch the butter please
 
2013-10-02 09:35:54 PM  
I honestly didn't realize that crabs could bite you.  Now pinching, they've got that down to a science.  It seems like there should be a claws somewhere that they're only allowed to pinch or bite you if they promise not to infect you with potentially deadly diseases.
 
2013-10-02 09:36:09 PM  
Guess this bacteria causes duplicate posts, too.
 
2013-10-02 09:37:42 PM  

StrikitRich: Guess this bacteria causes duplicate posts, too.


Well then you should go back to medical school.

I hear there's a good one in TFA.
 
2013-10-02 09:38:56 PM  
I'm so glad I'm allergic to oysters anyways.  No chance of getting infected that way for me.  The crabs do concern me, though.

Did a chik?  Dad a chum?
 
2013-10-02 09:39:44 PM  
As a crab, I can't imagine the horror of biting an elderly person.  Between the smell, and the looseness of the skin, it must've been like chewing on dog butt flavored taffy.
 
2013-10-02 09:46:25 PM  
How much of that shampoo and how big of a comb would ya need to get rid of that?
 
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