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(Info Wars)   In memory of Tom Clancy, write a paragraph that might appear in a Clancy novel using this news story about a small drone that crashed in Manhattan   (infowars.com) divider line 121
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2013-10-02 06:29:29 PM
Too bummed out right now to take requests Subby.  I remember my family giving his novels to each other over Xmas and watching Red October growing up in the late 80s.  You will be missed you master of military tales.

/In before RIPs
//In before this biz will get out of control
 
2013-10-02 06:33:06 PM
Abdul and Mohammed were both elated and terrified at the same time. Their test drone had worked and they could fly a similar drone packed with C4 up to thirty blocks away and kill hundreds of people. The problem was that Abdul had flown the drone just outside of the control's range and it came crashing down somewhere in the middle of the city. Abdul's and Mohammed's faces might have been caught by the video camera upon take off. They hoped they could find the drone before someone else did.

"Jack, come take a look at this footage we found off of a toy helicopter that almost hit someone in Manhattan." Admiral Greer says as Jack Ryan sits down in Greer's office. "We think it might be something, then again it might be a wild goose chase."


/poor attempt
 
2013-10-02 06:33:15 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

RIP - Clancy Brown

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!


/nice try subby, but there's no way you're going to get me to click on an Infoderp link
 
2013-10-02 06:37:23 PM
The quad-rotor lay in shattered pieces, just inches from his hand-made Italian leather shoes. Spotting no immediate threat, the executive's steely gaze scans the remnants of the once high-tech drone, noting a standard memory card among the wreckage. "This could've killed me," he conjectured while looking up to the tops of the Manhattan office towers around him. The senior-level exec allows a shudder to descend his spine, before continuing his daily conquest of empires.
 
2013-10-02 06:41:53 PM
Pope Admiral Grand President of the Universe Lord High Jack Ryan studied the wreckage of the FQZX-11b 'Tyrannosuar' recon stealth drone with a weary eye.  Too many long nights of political intrigue and departmental infighting were starting to take their toll, his personal ninja defense squad thought to themselves.
"Get me one of the spooks out of the CIA's technical division," Ryan snarled.  "We're going to pin this one on the Neo Russian drug zombies whether they like it or not."
 
2013-10-02 06:46:03 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP Buster Brown
 
2013-10-02 07:14:34 PM
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
 
2013-10-02 07:15:33 PM
A NED STARK POST:

toraque: Pope Admiral Grand President of the Universe Lord High Jack Ryan studied the wreckage of the FQZX-11b 'Tyrannosuar' recon stealth drone with a weary eye.  Too many long nights of political intrigue and departmental infighting were starting to take their toll, his personal ninja defense squad thought to themselves.
"Get me one of the spooks out of the CIA's technical division," Ryan snarled.  "We're going to pin this one on the Neo Russian drug zombies whether they like it or not."

 
2013-10-02 07:17:24 PM
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He's dead and not going to write anymore... or do anything else anymore...    if we wrote music he could at least now decompose.
 
2013-10-02 07:17:30 PM
"My God! It's full of stars!"
 
2013-10-02 07:21:01 PM
The recovery team scoured the site of the crash.  They found the upper housing and found etched into the metal these words: "Harrison Ford was too old to play Jack Ryan."
 
2013-10-02 07:21:13 PM
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents - except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
 
2013-10-02 07:21:22 PM
"Most drones don't react well to bullets," the Russian guy with a Scottish accent.
 
2013-10-02 07:25:30 PM
Herpa Derpa BANG BANG A'SPLOSIONS! Filler, filler, plot twist: MORE A'SPLOSIONS!!!1!

Go read something that isn't the literary equivalent of a Michel Bay film.
 
2013-10-02 07:25:52 PM
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?  Stupid Monkey.
 
2013-10-02 07:26:27 PM
Jack was on the phone with COMSNCANTFLTWORFREIRQSECDEF.

"Tell the WNGAIRFRMFLTSECPACINDJAPRUSOILFRMDEC I said hello."
 
2013-10-02 07:27:21 PM

Ned Stark: A NED STARK POST:

toraque: Pope Admiral Grand President of the Universe Lord High Jack Ryan studied the wreckage of the FQZX-11b 'Tyrannosuar' recon stealth drone with a weary eye.  Too many long nights of political intrigue and departmental infighting were starting to take their toll, his personal ninja defense squad thought to themselves.
"Get me one of the spooks out of the CIA's technical division," Ryan snarled.  "We're going to pin this one on the Neo Russian drug zombies whether they like it or not."


I larf'd
 
2013-10-02 07:27:37 PM

SultanofSchwing: This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.


Apparently Mr. Clancy did not.

/RIP
 
2013-10-02 07:28:27 PM

RedThree: Jack was on the phone with COMSNCANTFLTWORFREIRQSECDEF.

"Tell the WNGAIRFRMFLTSECPACINDJAPRUSOILFRMDEC I said hello."


i larf'd

/RIP TC
 
2013-10-02 07:28:44 PM
Did I miss something?  Did Tom Clancy die?
 
2013-10-02 07:30:49 PM
"Oh yeah, baby. You like that? You like it like that?"

"Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Likethat. Just...like....that."

"Harder, baby? You want it harder?"

"Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah!"

cdn3.sbnation.com

/drtfa
 
2013-10-02 07:31:23 PM
I dunno but it starts with a 5mm and ends with a 12.7mm.  Clancy you were/are the f*ckin man!
 
2013-10-02 07:31:38 PM
He mu.st had some illness or he smoked like crazy
 
2013-10-02 07:31:42 PM

MBA Whore: Did I miss something?  Did Tom Clancy die?


Apparently an MBA and attention whore.
 
2013-10-02 07:32:29 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Herpa Derpa BANG BANG A'SPLOSIONS! Filler, filler, plot twist: MORE A'SPLOSIONS!!!1!

Go read something that isn't the literary equivalent of a Michel Bay film.


So I geuss your not a big fan of edward lee and his literary slasher flicks either.

I bet your fun at parties
 
2013-10-02 07:32:38 PM

Ned Stark: A NED STARK POST:

toraque: Pope Admiral Grand President of the Universe Lord High Jack Ryan studied the wreckage of the FQZX-11b 'Tyrannosuar' recon stealth drone with a weary eye.  Too many long nights of political intrigue and departmental infighting were starting to take their toll, his personal ninja defense squad thought to themselves.
"Get me one of the spooks out of the CIA's technical division," Ryan snarled.  "We're going to pin this one on the Neo Russian drug zombies whether they like it or not."


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-02 07:34:04 PM
Since when does InfoWars constitute "news?"
 
2013-10-02 07:35:05 PM
Actually, has anyone read any Tom Clancy work cover-to-cover?  More than one, even?  The guy's works were nowhere near my cup-o'-tea so I don't even know enough about his style to mock it like a good Fark hipster.
 
2013-10-02 07:37:31 PM
Rest in Peace
www-tc.pbs.org
Buster Keaton
 
2013-10-02 07:44:46 PM
Rest in Peace
clancybrothersandtommymakem.com
 
2013-10-02 07:44:47 PM
lh6.ggpht.com

/  Basically the outline of any Tom Clancy book.
 
2013-10-02 07:46:18 PM

mrlewish: He's dead and not going to write anymore


Actually, he finished his latest book before he died - it comes out in December.
 
2013-10-02 07:47:04 PM

dragonchild: Actually, has anyone read any Tom Clancy work cover-to-cover?  More than one, even?  The guy's works were nowhere near my cup-o'-tea so I don't even know enough about his style to mock it like a good Fark hipster.


Christ....
 
2013-10-02 07:47:22 PM

TheCheese: The quad-rotor lay in shattered pieces, just inches from his hand-made Italian leather shoes. Spotting no immediate threat, the executive's steely gaze scans the remnants of the once high-tech drone, noting a standard memory card among the wreckage. "This could've killed me," he conjectured while looking up to the tops of the Manhattan office towers around him. The senior-level exec allows a shudder to descend his spine, before continuing his daily conquest of empires.


Around the corner Fred was questioning the wisdom of accepting $50,000 to knock off this executive. Yes, it was a large sum of cash, but this was the third failed attempt. The poison at the bar backfired when another bozo drank the executive's shot. The taxi driver proved inept at running this clown over in the cross-walk, and now this - a trashed $5K drone. Maybe it was time to give the executive's wife the money back and tell her that the sex wasn't all that good either.
 
2013-10-02 07:48:00 PM

dragonchild: Actually, has anyone read any Tom Clancy work cover-to-cover?  More than one, even?  The guy's works were nowhere near my cup-o'-tea so I don't even know enough about his style to mock it like a good Fark hipster.


I got maybe a quarter of the way into Red Storm Rising when I was younger, before I just couldn't take it anymore. So dry, so jingoistic, so masturbatory. And I like schlocky what-if military stuff.

The man needed to spend less time memorizing facts and abbreviations for government agencies and spend more time learning how to pen good dialogue and believable characters.
 
2013-10-02 07:50:28 PM

toraque: Ned Stark: A NED STARK POST:

toraque: Pope Admiral Grand President of the Universe Lord High Jack Ryan studied the wreckage of the FQZX-11b 'Tyrannosuar' recon stealth drone with a weary eye.  Too many long nights of political intrigue and departmental infighting were starting to take their toll, his personal ninja defense squad thought to themselves.
"Get me one of the spooks out of the CIA's technical division," Ryan snarled.  "We're going to pin this one on the Neo Russian drug zombies whether they like it or not."

[media.tumblr.com image 340x256]


Nailed it.
 
2013-10-02 07:51:28 PM
Paul stopped at the bedroom door and dropped his briefcase, his jaw agape. His new girlfriend Natasha had told him she was preparing a birthday surprise for him, and there she was, tangled in the sheets, in someone's arms, her face an expression of mischief and sex. "Come here, Paul," she whispered, "I'd like you to meet my daughter Melissa." Paul needed no further encouragement, and as Melissa's face peered out at him from under the sheets, her face shining with innocence and anticipation, he fell on her like a pillow. Melissa unzipped him and took him out, while Natasha cupped him and playfully stroked his tongue with hers. In the distance he heard a sound, like a drone exploding, but he didn't care.
 
2013-10-02 07:51:30 PM
For the first time since deployment to the United States, that satanic playground of barons, and debauchery, he felt out of place. His years long training in the desert oasis taught him to "fit in" anywhere their operations might occur, but now "Carlos" felt like a chick pea on a Big Mac. Got nothin
 
2013-10-02 07:51:58 PM
For sale. Right to privacy. Never used.

/Clancy was the Terry Goodkind of military fantasy. RIP
 
2013-10-02 07:53:21 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Paul stopped at the bedroom door and dropped his briefcase, his jaw agape. His new girlfriend Natasha had told him she was preparing a birthday surprise for him, and there she was, tangled in the sheets, in someone's arms, her face an expression of mischief and sex. "Come here, Paul," she whispered, "I'd like you to meet my daughter Melissa." Paul needed no further encouragement, and as Melissa's face peered out at him from under the sheets, her face shining with innocence and anticipation, he fell on her like a pillow. Melissa unzipped him and took him out, while Natasha cupped him and playfully stroked his tongue with hers. In the distance he heard a sound, like a drone exploding, but he didn't care.


go on......
 
2013-10-02 07:53:55 PM
Jamal, a 20 year old defense contractor seated at a joy stick in Beverly Hills, calmly told his immediate supervisor, Jimmy Garrett, that the drone unit he was piloting crashed in Manhattan. As he called up the last 60 seconds of video, Garrett thought about shooting Jamal in the head. Upon initial inspection, the video reveled nothing but an incoming ferris wheel and a bit of what looked like lighting off in the distance. Garrett, peering at the screen and seeing the reflection of Jamal checking his email, decided at that moment to put him in the nuclear test pilot program.
 
2013-10-02 07:54:12 PM
A small helicopter drone flying high above buildings on the East side of Manhattan crash landed just feet away from a businessman during the Monday evening rush hour.  The businessman was unharmed but unavailable for comment as he and the drone disappeared almost immediately after the incident reported stunned onlookers.

"It was like that guy with the tie got scared and grabbed the thingy and took off" reported one onlooker asking to be called 'Spanky'.

When Vance was clear of others who might also want to do him harm and safely in his bunker of solitude he viewed the video he recovered from a memory card in the crash debris and it showed the drone twenty to thirty stories above the busy streets and crowded sidewalks near Grand Central Station.  After cleaning and filtering the video he was also able to discern the reason for the surveillance........a woman nude sunbathing on the roof of the station.
 
2013-10-02 07:54:31 PM
www.smh.com.au
 
2013-10-02 07:57:03 PM

RedThree: Jack was on the phone with COMSNCANTFLTWORFREIRQSECDEF.

"Tell the WNGAIRFRMFLTSECPACINDJAPRUSOILFRMDEC I said hello."


^THIS

RedThree, you win all my internets today.
 
2013-10-02 07:57:43 PM

Ego edo infantia cattus: Herpa Derpa BANG BANG A'SPLOSIONS! Filler, filler, plot twist: MORE A'SPLOSIONS!!!1!

Go read something that isn't the literary equivalent of a Michel Bay film.


So which Harlequin Romance writer do you recommend currently? I can tell you are a big fan.
 
2013-10-02 07:57:54 PM
As the burning limousine settled upon the driver's side, President Ryan struggled to clear the Browning from his concealed carry rig. Clark reached across the driver's lifeless body to roll down the window, thus giving Jack a clear shot at his assailants. Two 124 grain Hydra-Shoks in the chest, one in the head- next target. Hydra-Shoks were illegal under the Geneva Convention, but Jack preferred the jacketed hollow points for self defense.

"We have to hold on until VP Jackson sorties with the CBU-100 cluster munitions!", shouted Clark, working what was left of the SSB encrypted commo rig.
 
2013-10-02 07:59:29 PM

ImpendingCynic: mrlewish: He's dead and not going to write anymore

Actually, he finished his latest book before he died - it comes out in December.


take is up with vc andrews

we'll be seeing "in collaboration with a half-assed plot outline and spirit of TOM CLANCY" for years
 
2013-10-02 08:00:09 PM

Shrugging Atlas: Mambo Bananapatch: Paul stopped at the bedroom door and dropped his briefcase, his jaw agape. His new girlfriend Natasha had told him she was preparing a birthday surprise for him, and there she was, tangled in the sheets, in someone's arms, her face an expression of mischief and sex. "Come here, Paul," she whispered, "I'd like you to meet my daughter Melissa." Paul needed no further encouragement, and as Melissa's face peered out at him from under the sheets, her face shining with innocence and anticipation, he fell on her like a pillow. Melissa unzipped him and took him out, while Natasha cupped him and playfully stroked his tongue with hers. In the distance he heard a sound, like a drone exploding, but he didn't care.

go on......


Sorry. Wait for the hardcover like everybody else.
 
2013-10-02 08:01:53 PM
5k feet above Manhattan. Battery pack at 75%.

COIL LASER charged. Inside target time window.

Scanning exit doors for target. Target acquired at 97% reliability.

COIL fired. Target immobilized, no pulse readable.

Data transmission complete. Initiate self destruct.
 
2013-10-02 08:02:09 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Paul stopped at the bedroom door and dropped his briefcase, his jaw agape. His new girlfriend Natasha had told him she was preparing a birthday surprise for him, and there she was, tangled in the sheets, in someone's arms, her face an expression of mischief and sex. "Come here, Paul," she whispered, "I'd like you to meet my daughter Melissa." Paul needed no further encouragement, and as Melissa's face peered out at him from under the sheets, her face shining with innocence and anticipation, he fell on her like a pillow. Melissa unzipped him and took him out, while Natasha cupped him and playfully stroked his tongue with hers. In the distance he heard a sound, like a drone exploding, but he didn't care.


That's some funny sh*it right there, Hoss.
 
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