ZzeusS: Wait, three times a week? And she rubs one out twice a week?That's not that much for 38
fusillade762: If it's having such a crushing effect on her self esteem when she doesn't get it daily it seems like therapy is the way to go.
d23: You need to address the yawning hole..Let me stop you right there....
wax_on: Does anyone believe this column isn't totally made up? They're all pretty much in "I never thought this would happen to me..." territory.
echomike23: yea we are going to need pics first.
pounddawg: [forum.malazanempire.com image 305x348]
MorePeasPlease: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x838]"Ill bet sticking your cock in that would be like jamming it in a size 16 boot full of warm gone over to the south side of fresh mayo and stirring until you hit the random side. and its ok to cum...its full anyway.she wont notice."-Mark Twain
Fano: [i136.photobucket.com image 492x538]
SirTanon: The way we WANT her to look:[img.pandawhale.com image 640x272]The way she PROBABLY looks:[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 337x400]
serial arseonist: If you're that horny, you should be flicking the bean at least twice a day, not twice a week.
happydude45: Doing yourself doesn't satisfy those things.
Inquisitive Inquisitor: wax_on: Does anyone believe this column isn't totally made up? They're all pretty much in "I never thought this would happen to me..." territory.I wish. My wife had the same problem. It was a side-effect of other issues that are now being treated.
Cletus C.: Low self-esteem is the female Viagra.
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