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(Slate)   Horny housewife asks Prudence what to do about her need to be pounded to climax every day. Response: "get a complete physical and mental checkup". Other ideas to the right   (slate.com) divider line 157
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2013-10-02 06:43:48 PM  
If it's having such a crushing effect on her self esteem when she doesn't get it daily it seems like therapy is the way to go.
 
2013-10-02 06:50:56 PM  
I will gladly offer to help her out.
 
2013-10-02 06:51:29 PM  
I'm gonna need her pics and Fark handle.
 
2013-10-02 06:51:51 PM  
Join TotalFark

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2013-10-02 06:51:58 PM  
Every day?   Eh....
 
2013-10-02 06:54:27 PM  
Get a sybian
 
2013-10-02 06:54:44 PM  
Every day seems tiresome, this coming from someone that likes marathons with the current girl...
 
2013-10-02 06:55:40 PM  
yea we are going to need pics first.

/could be so ugly that we would pound her with a hammer.
 
2013-10-02 06:56:47 PM  
All my feelings of self-worth hinge on how often I can get my husband to have sex with me.

The rest of that paragraph wasn't even necessary. Go get help for your mental problems.
 
2013-10-02 06:56:58 PM  
Wait, three times a week?  And she rubs one out twice a week?

That's not that much for 38
 
2013-10-02 06:57:34 PM  

ZzeusS: Wait, three times a week?  And she rubs one out twice a week?

That's not that much for 38


Wouldn't that be rubbing one in?
 
2013-10-02 06:57:38 PM  
She has a yawning hole. May I suggest surgery.
 
2013-10-02 06:58:42 PM  

fusillade762: If it's having such a crushing effect on her self esteem when she doesn't get it daily it seems like therapy is the way to go.


Oh, come on.  If it was that easy then Fark would be bankrupt.
 
2013-10-02 06:58:56 PM  
Subby needs to reread the article.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-02 06:59:23 PM  
You need to address the yawning hole..

Let me stop you right there....
 
2013-10-02 07:00:07 PM  
She the "Pass-Around Girl"?

/old internet is old
 
2013-10-02 07:00:17 PM  
forum.malazanempire.com
 
2013-10-02 07:00:36 PM  
bie?

eip

duh
 
2013-10-02 07:01:32 PM  
The way we WANT her to look:

img.pandawhale.com


The way she PROBABLY looks:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-02 07:01:37 PM  

d23: You need to address the yawning hole..

Let me stop you right there....


That line right there.
 
2013-10-02 07:01:42 PM  
Bang Bus.
 
2013-10-02 07:02:31 PM  
She says this like it's a problem.
 
2013-10-02 07:04:27 PM  

www.polyvore.com

 
2013-10-02 07:05:07 PM  
Does anyone believe this column isn't totally made up?  They're all pretty much in "I never thought this would happen to me..." territory.
 
2013-10-02 07:06:57 PM  
Ill bet sticking your cock in that would be like jamming it in a size 16 boot full of warm gone over to the south side of fresh mayo and stirring until you hit the random side. and its ok to cum...its full anyway.she wont notice.
 
2013-10-02 07:09:29 PM  

wax_on: Does anyone believe this column isn't totally made up?  They're all pretty much in "I never thought this would happen to me..." territory.


Prudie?  No!

echomike23: yea we are going to need pics first.


Yup.  She needs therapy of some kind.  I may or may not be therapist.
 
2013-10-02 07:10:03 PM  
i136.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 07:12:52 PM  
Clip some coupons and buy cucumbers in bulk. Problem solved.
 
2013-10-02 07:12:58 PM  

www.washingtonpost.com


"Ill bet sticking your cock in that would be like jamming it in a size 16 boot full of warm gone over to the south side of fresh mayo and stirring until you hit the random side. and its ok to cum...its full anyway.she wont notice."

-Mark Twain

 
2013-10-02 07:13:43 PM  
Husband needs to let her free and fark whoever she wants. Get over your property instincts and let her go.
 
2013-10-02 07:14:19 PM  

pounddawg: [forum.malazanempire.com image 305x348]


"He'll knock your socks off!"
 
2013-10-02 07:15:46 PM  
It's funny how some people look at things like libido as though it's a judge-able, emotional/mental issue when there's a lot of evidence that it's just genetic and nature-based.  Almost as if we can't let people be who God made them to be...
 
2013-10-02 07:16:10 PM  
she needs the rapey.
 
2013-10-02 07:16:31 PM  

wax_on: Does anyone believe this column isn't totally made up?  They're all pretty much in "I never thought this would happen to me..." territory.


I wish.  My wife had the same problem.  It was a side-effect of other issues that are now being treated.
 
2013-10-02 07:16:48 PM  
I never let not getting enough hurt my self esteem, I just got a better lover.

And lots of batteries.
 
2013-10-02 07:16:52 PM  
Everything I want to post would probably get me banned, so here....have this instead.
 
2013-10-02 07:17:37 PM  

MorePeasPlease: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x838]
"Ill bet sticking your cock in that would be like jamming it in a size 16 boot full of warm gone over to the south side of fresh mayo and stirring until you hit the random side. and its ok to cum...its full anyway.she wont notice."-Mark Twain


/takes his bow and departs.
 
2013-10-02 07:18:10 PM  

Fano: [i136.photobucket.com image 492x538]


Wow.

MorePeasPlease: [www.washingtonpost.com image 606x838]
"Ill bet sticking your cock in that would be like jamming it in a size 16 boot full of warm gone over to the south side of fresh mayo and stirring until you hit the random side. and its ok to cum...its full anyway.she wont notice."-Mark Twain


o_O
 
2013-10-02 07:24:08 PM  

SirTanon: The way we WANT her to look:

[img.pandawhale.com image 640x272]


The way she PROBABLY looks:

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 337x400]


Yeah, this. The horny housewives are almost never hot. Not that they shouldn't get any, just sayin'. Hot and horny housewives mostly exist in porn.
 
2013-10-02 07:24:21 PM  
Tell her to just buy a Symbian or a horse sized dildo.
 
2013-10-02 07:30:53 PM  
If you're that horny, you should be flicking the bean at least twice a day, not twice a week.
 
2013-10-02 07:41:23 PM  
I fail to see a problem here. She is a woman, if she needs sex it is there for her.

even a hideous woman shouldnt have any trouble finding some c*ck come last call.
 
2013-10-02 07:41:25 PM  

serial arseonist: If you're that horny, you should be flicking the bean at least twice a day, not twice a week.


The extreme horniness is driven by extreme esteem and self-image issues. Doing yourself doesn't satisfy those things.
 
2013-10-02 07:43:48 PM  

happydude45:  Doing yourself doesn't satisfy those things.


A concept alien to the average farker.
 
2013-10-02 07:43:58 PM  
Low self-esteem is the female Viagra.
 
2013-10-02 07:44:08 PM  
Honey, get a dog.
 
2013-10-02 07:44:28 PM  

Inquisitive Inquisitor: wax_on: Does anyone believe this column isn't totally made up?  They're all pretty much in "I never thought this would happen to me..." territory.

I wish.  My wife had the same problem.  It was a side-effect of other issues that are now being treated.


Such as?


My current gf wants it every day. I have no problem with giving it to her daily...but she often wants it two or three times per day...and let's just be honest here: farking that much is like doing a hard cardio workout for 3 hours straight.

Women have it easy..all the pressure is on us guys to perform.
 
2013-10-02 07:47:05 PM  

Cletus C.: Low self-esteem is the female Viagra.


What if they're just really horny women?

Does wanting to fark day and night automatically mean she's got self esteem issues..or is it possible she just has a really high sex drive?
 
2013-10-02 07:48:57 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 07:51:07 PM  

Kenny B:


Thats not exactly fair to assume.

Not all women who like lots of sex go around and fark anything that moves.

Some of them are classier than that...you know...and wait until they are in a committed relationship.
 
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