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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Q: Why did the ranchers castrate their neighbor's stallion? A: Apparently because, um, reasons?   (sltrib.com) divider line 37
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2013-10-02 06:20:17 PM
That sure took a lot of balls.
 
2013-10-02 06:21:53 PM
Sounds like things were gelding out of hand. Now the ranchers are left with bunch of cuckcolts.
 
2013-10-02 06:23:04 PM
That got a little confusing for me. Also, horse trainers shouldn't be gelding horses.
 
2013-10-02 06:25:54 PM
Steer clear of these guys.
 
2013-10-02 06:26:44 PM
Because no more fark you that's why
 
2013-10-02 06:29:03 PM
Would a fitting punishment be to castrate the Hunts?
 
2013-10-02 06:31:29 PM
Why in the hell would you keep two breeding bands - different breeds, different owners, no less - on the same land? You can't register grade foals with either breed association.
 
2013-10-02 06:37:08 PM
To get to the other's hide?
 
2013-10-02 06:37:29 PM

Loren: Would a fitting punishment be to castrate the Hunts?


You'd have to ketchup with them first.
 
2013-10-02 06:42:01 PM
Stop me if you've herd this one before.
 
2013-10-02 06:42:07 PM
But Bailey's rival, 76-year-old Marvin Hunt

Should be looking for his brother, Michael.
 
2013-10-02 06:42:41 PM
That's just nuts!
 
2013-10-02 06:44:33 PM
TFA is written in authentic frontier gibberish.

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2013-10-02 06:44:45 PM
The victims were unable to comment. They are a little horse.
 
2013-10-02 06:47:03 PM
media.vintagecotton.com
 
2013-10-02 06:48:01 PM
simplypsychological.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-02 06:48:13 PM
There's a market for horse balls, I think.
 
2013-10-02 06:50:46 PM
bmj2k.files.wordpress.com

ERRRRRR!

For some reason the face and noise from the horse in that movie still cracks me up.
 
2013-10-02 07:14:30 PM
Here in Texas a fresh nut sack is preferred for keeping your Copenhagen moist and flavorful.
 
2013-10-02 07:18:49 PM
post script:

They also make great koozies.
 
2013-10-02 07:27:38 PM

sweet-daddy-2: Here in Texas a fresh nut sack is preferred for keeping your Copenhagen moist and flavorful.


And in Iceland they have a penis museum.

satwcomic.com
 
2013-10-02 07:31:44 PM

Twist2005: Why in the hell would you keep two breeding bands - different breeds, different owners, no less - on the same land? You can't register grade foals with either breed association.


Wondering that myself. Sounds like the horse equivalent of a puppymill, in which case fark em all.
/and the castrate them.
 
2013-10-02 07:38:42 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 07:49:53 PM
You know, what the hay. I may actually be okay with this (horse overpopulation, anyone?), but it's hard to say wether the mares are.
 
2013-10-02 07:51:23 PM
Sounds like some awful rural Lifetime channel movie.
 
2013-10-02 08:25:15 PM
horse people are such idiots.
 
2013-10-02 08:34:21 PM

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 320x240]


i0.kym-cdn.com
These cupcakes taste a little nutty, don't you think?
 
2013-10-02 08:48:20 PM
Because it was a farking night-mare?
 
2013-10-02 08:50:01 PM
The stallion in question:

fc02.deviantart.net


The neighbor:

fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-02 09:16:00 PM
Today I learned that the price of a horse is less than a new car.
 
2013-10-02 09:28:26 PM

The hopeless imp: Today I learned that the price of a horse is less than a new car.


It's because they only have one horse power.
 
2013-10-02 10:00:03 PM
I'm the farking stallion, mang -- the stallion
I'm the farking stallion, mang -- the stallion
I am the stallion, mang -- you get it?
I am the stallion, mang -- you get it?
You see the damn stallion, mang?
 
2013-10-02 11:38:32 PM

Twist2005: Why in the hell would you keep two breeding bands - different breeds, different owners, no less - on the same land? You can't register grade foals with either breed association.


On 10,000 acres (a bit over 15 square miles) they may have hoped that each band of mares and the stallion would stay separate - not impossible if the grass is good enough.  It could also be that whoever let the grazing rights may not have fully informed each party as to the presence of the other.  It doesn't sound like a particularly wise practice, however.  Most breed registries like a little better definition of parentage than "all these mares were exposed to this list of studs between [date1] and [date2].

Regardless of the reasoning, gelding a prize stud is reason to go homicidal.  Think of the genetic potential that has been destroyed.  Especially since it was done vengefully and maliciously instead of gelding the horse you brought home from the auction because you wanted to use him for a trail horse.  If anyone gelded my stud (and yes, I do have a real, live, one ton draft stud) he should hope to be arrested.  I do, after all, have the means of drawing and quartering readily at hand.
 
2013-10-03 01:37:04 AM

Mr. Right: Twist2005: Why in the hell would you keep two breeding bands - different breeds, different owners, no less - on the same land? You can't register grade foals with either breed association.

On 10,000 acres (a bit over 15 square miles) they may have hoped that each band of mares and the stallion would stay separate - not impossible if the grass is good enough.  It could also be that whoever let the grazing rights may not have fully informed each party as to the presence of the other.  It doesn't sound like a particularly wise practice, however.  Most breed registries like a little better definition of parentage than "all these mares were exposed to this list of studs between [date1] and [date2].

Regardless of the reasoning, gelding a prize stud is reason to go homicidal.  Think of the genetic potential that has been destroyed.  Especially since it was done vengefully and maliciously instead of gelding the horse you brought home from the auction because you wanted to use him for a trail horse.  If anyone gelded my stud (and yes, I do have a real, live, one ton draft stud) he should hope to be arrested.  I do, after all, have the means of drawing and quartering readily at hand.


The old-fashioned way, I'm assuming.
 
2013-10-03 02:47:36 AM
Am I the only one who giggles at the name 'Confetti Magic' in this context?
 
2013-10-03 10:19:16 AM
Let the punishment fit the crime.
 
2013-10-03 01:25:45 PM
lilbjorn: Let the punishment fit the crime.

eye for an eye tooth for a tooth burning for burning and scar for scar.
 
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