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3403 clicks; posted to Geek » on 02 Oct 2013 at 7:13 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-02 11:03:49 PM  
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12 When the mood strikes a male Muscovy duck, the corkscrew-shaped embodiment of its excitement shoots to a fully extended 8-plus inches in just 0.36 second.

13 Battle of the sexes: The corresponding female organ is also corkscrewed-but in the opposite direction.

The duck looked down, and he dropped dead...
'Cause that goddamned pussy had a left handed thread.
2013-10-02 11:19:50 PM  
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Vacation Bible School: 9 Some male crickets have a mutation that prevents them from making the call, helping them elude the deadly flies. The sneaky-quiet ones hang out around the vulnerable singing crickets so they can still meet girls.

That's my signature move at the bar.

Mutants hanging around singers in order to meet girls?

Where I come from, we call them "drummers."
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