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2013-10-02 07:26:33 PM
Your High School Football team, the Coaches and your Mom

/is that 20?
 
2013-10-02 07:53:40 PM

Johnson: Your High School Football team, the Coaches and your Mom

/is that 20?


See?  There you go again.  Why do you feel the need to constantly bring that shiat up?  fark is wrongwitchoo, man.
 
2013-10-02 08:04:50 PM
When the mood strikes a male Muscovy duck, the corkscrew-shaped embodiment of its excitement

I have yet to meet a girl that did not like instant responsiveness.
 
2013-10-02 08:07:01 PM
If you have a car like this, she said, what kind of garage do you park it in?

I have GOT to subscribe to her newsletter.
 
2013-10-02 08:38:32 PM
9 Some male crickets have a mutation that prevents them from making the call, helping them elude the deadly flies. The sneaky-quiet ones hang out around the vulnerable singing crickets so they can still meet girls.

That's my signature move at the bar.
 
2013-10-02 09:12:48 PM
Psychologists at the University of Texas at Austin take a different view. They surveyed 444 people [pdf] and found 237 reasons why people have sex.

2. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure
3. It feels good
8. It's fun

4. I wanted to show my affection to the person
5. I wanted to express my love for the person
6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release
7. I was ''horny''

Yeah, I'm thinking they padded that list a bit.
 
2013-10-02 09:42:19 PM
I developed a long corkscrew penis for the sole purpose of comparing myself to the Muscovy ducks I meet in my daily travels. I love the look on their stupid duck faces when I whip it out.
 
2013-10-02 09:55:02 PM
#1 was just a lead in to the list and they have #2 backwards. I stopped reading there
 
2013-10-02 10:08:17 PM
12 When the mood strikes a male Muscovy duck, the corkscrew-shaped embodiment of its excitement
shoots to a fully-extended 8-plus inches in just 0.36 second ....

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-02 10:26:16 PM
I'm pretty sure I know why we have sex...

It's so we can fall asleep, right?
 
2013-10-02 10:28:03 PM
My god, what a terribly written article. Many of those items listed ought to be condensed.
 
2013-10-02 10:38:31 PM
10 One of nature's most elaborate mating rituals belongs to the  . Males wrap a collection of gifts-typically edible insects-in silk bundles and present them to potential mates.

fark you DeBeers and your toothless, rich, british, inbred, bloody-handed "upper class" ilk... I know what I'm getting her for Valentine's Day.
 
2013-10-02 11:03:49 PM
12 When the mood strikes a male Muscovy duck, the corkscrew-shaped embodiment of its excitement shoots to a fully extended 8-plus inches in just 0.36 second.

13 Battle of the sexes: The corresponding female organ is also corkscrewed-but in the opposite direction.


The duck looked down, and he dropped dead...
'Cause that goddamned pussy had a left handed thread.
 
2013-10-02 11:19:50 PM

Vacation Bible School: 9 Some male crickets have a mutation that prevents them from making the call, helping them elude the deadly flies. The sneaky-quiet ones hang out around the vulnerable singing crickets so they can still meet girls.

That's my signature move at the bar.


Mutants hanging around singers in order to meet girls?

Where I come from, we call them "drummers."
 
2013-10-03 12:11:11 AM
They numbered the paragraphs for us... How thoughtful. Now where was that sexy list?
 
2013-10-03 12:33:14 AM

eltejon: They numbered the paragraphs for us... How thoughtful. Now where was that sexy list?


Came here to say this. What a frakking annoying article style. :-/
 
2013-10-03 01:52:49 AM

NetOwl: Vacation Bible School: 9 Some male crickets have a mutation that prevents them from making the call, helping them elude the deadly flies. The sneaky-quiet ones hang out around the vulnerable singing crickets so they can still meet girls.

That's my signature move at the bar.

Mutants hanging around singers in order to meet girls?

Where I come from, we call them "drummers."


That joke needs a rimshot.
 
2013-10-03 02:08:12 AM

Lith: NetOwl: Vacation Bible School: 9 Some male crickets have a mutation that prevents them from making the call, helping them elude the deadly flies. The sneaky-quiet ones hang out around the vulnerable singing crickets so they can still meet girls.

That's my signature move at the bar.

Mutants hanging around singers in order to meet girls?

Where I come from, we call them "drummers."

That joke needs a rimshot

job.

FTFY
 
2013-10-03 04:07:27 AM
FTA: Danish researchers found that far greater success was awarded to males who had a nicely wrapped package.
 
2013-10-03 12:02:10 PM
Twenty things that will probably not involve you in your Mom's basement

but do involve hanging around subby's mom's back door?
 
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