facisto: "That's one of my least favorite things, happens to be sarcasm. I was watching the gob, right? And this bloke he comes up to me and he says, 'Nice day, isn't it?' BUT IT WASN'T! It wasn't a nice day! It was a little bit cloudy. Which makes him very sarcastic! So acting as if nothing could happen right, I got his head, right? I stuck it in me mouth, right, acting dead casual, I closed me teeth AND I BIT HIS HEAD OFF. 'Cause I hate people being sarcastic."
baconbeard: I dread going in to Radio Shack because they always seem to hire extroverted Aspies. They follow you around and make extremely creepy attempts at conversation, which leave me feeling awkward and violated.
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