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(Gizmodo UK)   Lethal dose for marijuana confirmed to be 1120 lbs   ( divider line
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9740 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2013 at 3:57 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-02 05:01:35 PM  
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brantgoose: Like Woody Allen, I don't mind death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
2013-10-02 04:56:37 PM  
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"with inevitably grizzly results "??? Was a bear involved, or were the results grisly?
2013-10-02 04:37:46 PM  
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My uncle was killed by a hit of acid. Of course, the acid was in a shipping container at the time when it was dropped


Some more fatalities:

Swinging and Pot killed my Father. My Mother was swinging the pot.

Booze has been the death of men in my family every since they left Ireland. They just can't find nearly enough of it.

You have to be careful not to OD on sex. My brother died of that. It was really sad--he was about to get laid for the first time, too.

My uncle died of Dutch elm disease. Took out his car, too.

If there is a God, may he preserve us all from a comical death. Because when you die under risible circumstances, you'll never hear the end of it.
2013-10-02 04:13:19 PM  
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2013-10-02 04:00:01 PM  
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I doubt the weight is what killed him, most likely the momentum of said weight.
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