NuttierThanEver: Dibs on Stacey Keibler
IP: Dibs on any of his exes.
Quantum Apostrophe: What's the appeal? With his Santa Claus white hair and his failing middle-aged body, why? What could a woman in her prime see in a decrepit old husk of a human being?Is it the entertainment of listening to him strain his bowel movements? The symphony of snores, farts, cracks and pops as he takes 15 minutes to get out of bed?
Quantum Apostrophe: max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.
MysticSavage: I guess he's batted through the lineup and back at the top of the order.
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