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(International Business Times)   George Clooney runs out of new women to date in Hollywood, goes back to his ex   (ibtimes.com) divider line 8
    More: Obvious, Stacy Keibler, George Clooney, Monika Jakisic, Hollywood, Oscar, dating, girlfriend  
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2013-10-02 05:17:59 PM
3 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Dibs on Stacey Keibler


IP: Dibs on any of his exes.


Dibs on any female
2013-10-02 06:39:41 PM
2 votes:
I have to settle for a box of these.

c.shld.net
2013-10-03 09:15:32 AM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: What's the appeal? With his Santa Claus white hair and his failing middle-aged body, why? What could a woman in her prime see in a decrepit old husk of a human being?

Is it the entertainment of listening to him strain his bowel movements? The symphony of snores, farts, cracks and pops as he takes 15 minutes to get out of bed?


'What's the appeal?'
No idea. He reminds me of a friend's genial uncle but that's as far as it goes for me.

/he had a pig as a pet - maybe she's into that
2013-10-02 10:45:26 PM
1 votes:
wodumedia.com
Well he is the pater familias, but I have it from a reliable source that he ain't bona fide.
2013-10-02 06:43:26 PM
1 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?

Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.

That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.

Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.


For someone who claims to be so smart, you're being very obtuse and stupid...

HE'S FARKING RICH!

Did that really have to be pointed out to you?
2013-10-02 05:56:13 PM
1 votes:
Federline, DeCaprio, and Clooney have a top-shelf poosay contest going on.
2013-10-02 05:20:08 PM
1 votes:

MysticSavage: I guess he's batted through the lineup and back at the top of the order.



Does that mean he's lapped Leo DiCaprio?

/wonder if those guys have finger smelling competitions
2013-10-02 05:14:00 PM
1 votes:
I guess he's batted through the lineup and back at the top of the order.
 
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