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(International Business Times)   George Clooney runs out of new women to date in Hollywood, goes back to his ex   (ibtimes.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Stacy Keibler, George Clooney, Monika Jakisic, Hollywood, Oscar, dating, girlfriend  
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2013-10-02 06:41:55 PM  
2 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?

Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.

That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.

Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.


There's this weird thing called charisma. Plus, the man puts out this Cary Grant-ish vibe that's undeniably attractive.

smart, passionate, and classy will overpower looks.
2013-10-02 06:00:08 PM  
2 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?


Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.
kab
2013-10-02 05:40:17 PM  
2 votes:
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George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.
2013-10-03 09:15:32 AM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: What's the appeal? With his Santa Claus white hair and his failing middle-aged body, why? What could a woman in her prime see in a decrepit old husk of a human being?

Is it the entertainment of listening to him strain his bowel movements? The symphony of snores, farts, cracks and pops as he takes 15 minutes to get out of bed?


'What's the appeal?'
No idea. He reminds me of a friend's genial uncle but that's as far as it goes for me.

/he had a pig as a pet - maybe she's into that
2013-10-02 06:43:26 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?

Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.

That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.

Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.


For someone who claims to be so smart, you're being very obtuse and stupid...

HE'S FARKING RICH!

Did that really have to be pointed out to you?
2013-10-02 06:39:33 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?

Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.

That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.

Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.


The same appeal that Bill Clinton, Michael Douglas, Clint Eastwood, Michael Jordan, etc. had when they pulled younger women--they're famous men with power and money. If he were Dr. Clooney or George Clooney, attorney-at-law, he'd still be pulling tail, but if he was a no-name car salesman in Idaho, he'd have been married with kids a long time ago. The good looks can only last so long, but if your paper is right, everything is right.
2013-10-02 06:20:57 PM  
1 vote:

HotIgneous Intruder: Federline, DeCaprio, and Clooney have a top-shelf poosay contest going on.


Jeter not included cause he already won?
IP
2013-10-02 05:27:08 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: What's the appeal? With his Santa Claus white hair and his failing middle-aged body, why? What could a woman in her prime see in a decrepit old husk of a human being?

Is it the entertainment of listening to him strain his bowel movements? The symphony of snores, farts, cracks and pops as he takes 15 minutes to get out of bed?


Jealous much?
2013-10-02 05:26:02 PM  
1 vote:
What's the appeal? With his Santa Claus white hair and his failing middle-aged body, why? What could a woman in her prime see in a decrepit old husk of a human being?

Is it the entertainment of listening to him strain his bowel movements? The symphony of snores, farts, cracks and pops as he takes 15 minutes to get out of bed?
2013-10-02 05:14:00 PM  
1 vote:
I guess he's batted through the lineup and back at the top of the order.
IP
2013-10-02 03:42:21 PM  
1 vote:
Dibs on any of his exes.
2013-10-02 03:37:31 PM  
1 vote:
Dibs on Stacey Keibler
 
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