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(International Business Times)   George Clooney runs out of new women to date in Hollywood, goes back to his ex   (ibtimes.com) divider line 39
    More: Obvious, Stacy Keibler, George Clooney, Monika Jakisic, Hollywood, Oscar, dating, girlfriend  
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2013-10-02 03:37:31 PM
Dibs on Stacey Keibler
 
IP
2013-10-02 03:42:21 PM
Dibs on any of his exes.
 
2013-10-02 05:11:41 PM
Well, obviously he's gone through who he's interested in, winnowed out the ones that were unacceptable (to him) for some reason, and now he's going back through the good ones.


FTA: "Who Is Monika Jakisic?"
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Someone worth getting with a second time, apparently

There's this thing that she does in that one position that is absolutely mind-blowing.
 
2013-10-02 05:14:00 PM
I guess he's batted through the lineup and back at the top of the order.
 
2013-10-02 05:17:06 PM
You just can't hate a dude that pulls so much Grade A tail.

I tried, it didn't work.
 
2013-10-02 05:17:59 PM

NuttierThanEver: Dibs on Stacey Keibler


IP: Dibs on any of his exes.


Dibs on any female
 
2013-10-02 05:20:08 PM

MysticSavage: I guess he's batted through the lineup and back at the top of the order.



Does that mean he's lapped Leo DiCaprio?

/wonder if those guys have finger smelling competitions
 
2013-10-02 05:26:02 PM
What's the appeal? With his Santa Claus white hair and his failing middle-aged body, why? What could a woman in her prime see in a decrepit old husk of a human being?

Is it the entertainment of listening to him strain his bowel movements? The symphony of snores, farts, cracks and pops as he takes 15 minutes to get out of bed?
 
IP
2013-10-02 05:27:08 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: What's the appeal? With his Santa Claus white hair and his failing middle-aged body, why? What could a woman in her prime see in a decrepit old husk of a human being?

Is it the entertainment of listening to him strain his bowel movements? The symphony of snores, farts, cracks and pops as he takes 15 minutes to get out of bed?


Jealous much?
 
2013-10-02 05:30:47 PM

IP: Quantum Apostrophe: What's the appeal? With his Santa Claus white hair and his failing middle-aged body, why? What could a woman in her prime see in a decrepit old husk of a human being?

Is it the entertainment of listening to him strain his bowel movements? The symphony of snores, farts, cracks and pops as he takes 15 minutes to get out of bed?

Jealous much?


Of what? The 15 minutes of farting?

Yes, actually. It could be handy in some situations. Imagine you're taken hostage by gunmen and you start farting, after about 5 minutes I imagine they'd release you.
 
kab
2013-10-02 05:40:17 PM
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George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-10-02 05:49:33 PM

kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.


Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?
 
2013-10-02 05:55:04 PM

MysticSavage: I guess he's batted through the lineup and back at the top of the order.


You mean he's the pitcher, then.

Cos I always thought he was the catcher.

/Stacy could have kept him if only she was more into pegging.
 
2013-10-02 05:56:13 PM
Federline, DeCaprio, and Clooney have a top-shelf poosay contest going on.
 
2013-10-02 06:00:08 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?


Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.
 
2013-10-02 06:02:47 PM

max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?

Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.


That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.

Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.
 
2013-10-02 06:20:57 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Federline, DeCaprio, and Clooney have a top-shelf poosay contest going on.


Jeter not included cause he already won?
 
2013-10-02 06:24:27 PM
Seriously fark any website with unrelated audio/video that autoplays. Fark them so hard.
 
2013-10-02 06:26:08 PM
Poor guy. I bet he's only doing this because the government shutdown is weighing so heavy on his mind right now. It's just a difficult time for him to be alone.
 
2013-10-02 06:39:33 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?

Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.

That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.

Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.


The same appeal that Bill Clinton, Michael Douglas, Clint Eastwood, Michael Jordan, etc. had when they pulled younger women--they're famous men with power and money. If he were Dr. Clooney or George Clooney, attorney-at-law, he'd still be pulling tail, but if he was a no-name car salesman in Idaho, he'd have been married with kids a long time ago. The good looks can only last so long, but if your paper is right, everything is right.
 
2013-10-02 06:39:41 PM
I have to settle for a box of these.

c.shld.net
 
2013-10-02 06:41:55 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?

Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.

That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.

Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.


There's this weird thing called charisma. Plus, the man puts out this Cary Grant-ish vibe that's undeniably attractive.

smart, passionate, and classy will overpower looks.
 
2013-10-02 06:43:26 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?

Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.

That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.

Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.


For someone who claims to be so smart, you're being very obtuse and stupid...

HE'S FARKING RICH!

Did that really have to be pointed out to you?
 
2013-10-02 06:43:44 PM
down grade
 
2013-10-02 07:35:20 PM
What about the boys.
 
2013-10-02 07:49:49 PM

KellyX: Quantum Apostrophe: max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?

Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.

That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.

Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.

For someone who claims to be so smart, you're being very obtuse and stupid...

HE'S FARKING RICH!

Did that really have to be pointed out to you?


Still looks great in a tux, too.  And helps with charitable thingies.

How do you look in the mirror, Quantum?
 
2013-10-02 07:55:33 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: How do you look in the mirror, Quantum?


I look like those spaghetti monsters from Space:1999. Does that mean I'm not entitled to an opinion? What an asinine argument.
 
2013-10-02 08:16:56 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: ParadisePornoTheater: How do you look in the mirror, Quantum?

I look like those spaghetti monsters from Space:1999. Does that mean I'm not entitled to an opinion? What an asinine argument.


Are you flirting or just insane?  Really, you're funny.
 
2013-10-02 09:28:20 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: IP: Quantum Apostrophe: What's the appeal? With his Santa Claus white hair and his failing middle-aged body, why? What could a woman in her prime see in a decrepit old husk of a human being?

Is it the entertainment of listening to him strain his bowel movements? The symphony of snores, farts, cracks and pops as he takes 15 minutes to get out of bed?

Jealous much?

Of what? The 15 minutes of farting?

Yes, actually. It could be handy in some situations. Imagine you're taken hostage by gunmen and you start farting, after about 5 minutes I imagine they'd release you.



fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-02 10:20:50 PM
That's a lovely beard he's cultivated there.
 
2013-10-02 10:45:26 PM
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Well he is the pater familias, but I have it from a reliable source that he ain't bona fide.
 
2013-10-02 11:16:43 PM

Dahnkster: [wodumedia.com image 850x566]
Well he is the pater familias, but I have it from a reliable source that he ain't bona fide.


Yes he is, just don't ask about the dentist liscence.
 
2013-10-03 12:22:39 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: down grade


From a Lamborghini to a Ferrari, perhaps.
 
2013-10-03 12:48:56 AM
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2013-10-03 09:15:32 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: What's the appeal? With his Santa Claus white hair and his failing middle-aged body, why? What could a woman in her prime see in a decrepit old husk of a human being?

Is it the entertainment of listening to him strain his bowel movements? The symphony of snores, farts, cracks and pops as he takes 15 minutes to get out of bed?


'What's the appeal?'
No idea. He reminds me of a friend's genial uncle but that's as far as it goes for me.

/he had a pig as a pet - maybe she's into that
 
2013-10-03 09:27:29 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: max_pooper: Quantum Apostrophe: kab: [wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 320x426]

George, if you didn't snag this one again, you're doing it wrong.

Hehehe, imagine old George there trying to push his middle-aged rope in there? I wonder if it buckles up or down?

Just because you constantly fail at talking the fat ugly girl that works the register at Micro Center into coming back to your mom's basement to have sex on your spaceship bed doesn't mean you need to hate on Cloney for tagging top tier trim.

That's not really where I'm coming from. I just want to know what the appeal is from the woman's point of view. The guy is old. He looks old. Imagine his nutsack covered in wiry white hairs.

Now imagine that nutsack like an upside-down 1940s weather balloon.


Dude, I'm gay and have not thought about George Clooney's balls in such detail.
 
2013-10-03 10:46:02 AM
Seriously fark any website with unrelated audio/video that autoplays. Fark them so hard.

 THIS!
 
2013-10-03 04:24:26 PM
Sure, what the hell.

/jk I'd kill all of you for a half a chance
 
2013-10-03 05:57:46 PM

Buttknuckle: Dude, I'm gay and have not thought about George Clooney's balls in such detail.


Neither am I but I have a mirror and I'm a realist. The Middle Age Body Horror Show is a daily reality.
 
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