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(NJ.com)   Circumcised cops shoot breeder-bought pitbulls without leaving a tip after driving the speed limit in the passing lane while breastfeeding in public and drinking pop. Your welcome   (nj.com) divider line 67
    More: Interesting, passing lane, Cleveland Avenue, trenton  
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2013-10-02 05:21:54 PM  
Your welcome?

Subby died on the finish line.
 
2013-10-02 05:24:11 PM  

toraque: FTA:

Officers Travis Maxwell, Mike Terman, and Thomas Pacillo along with Sgt. Pete Weremijenko were dispatched to Cleveland Avenue around 2:15 p.m., where they found the 20-year-old sitting on a porch, after his legs were chewed up by his neighbors' pit bulls, Kieffer said.
The dogs were not on the street when the police arrived, so they went to the owner's home to talk to her. As they did, one of the pit bulls went running out of the door and attacked the 20-year-old again, chewing on his open wounds.

How many times do you have to be chewed on by dogs before you decide to go inside?


Good point. Hope he's had all of his vaccinations.
 
2013-10-02 06:13:25 PM  

dabbletech: Your welcome?

Subby died on the finish line.


Woooooossshhhhhh
 
2013-10-02 06:22:35 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 07:16:28 PM  
One of the dogs died instantly, while the other was euthanized by Animal Control after it was shot and paralyzed, police said.

/ i have no problem with them shooting the dogs, but why leave one alive suffering? Why not just finish it off? Seems kinda heartless.
 
2013-10-02 07:45:04 PM  

dabbletech: Your welcome?

Subby died on the finish line.


No, that was the moment when good moved to great.

Unless ... unless your post was an elaborate ruse.  Well done you magnificent bastard.  Well done.
 
2013-10-02 07:52:14 PM  

bingethinker: To go along with the pop, they should have been eating hot dogs with ketchup on them, or the "wrong" kind of pizza.


And then gone to play in a Moon Hop

www.fanboys-online.com
 
2013-10-02 07:54:44 PM  
6/2(1+2)=?
 
2013-10-02 08:49:55 PM  
Your welcome what?
 
2013-10-02 09:05:55 PM  
At least two of the surnames aren't Jewish; when and how did you become an expert on policemen's penises, subby?
 
2013-10-02 09:32:18 PM  

nekom: Majick Thise: Yes but was the dog de-clawed?

That's the only thing missing.  Though the improper use of your was a nice touch.



I guess a mention of a motorcycle rider or a bicyclist would have been too much?
 
2013-10-02 09:54:24 PM  

ghettodwarf: Di Atribe: I didn't see anything in the article about what kinds of guns were used to murder those sweet dogs. Probably an automatic AR-15.

so like an ak-47 then?



Pretty sure that's a Glock, dude.
 
2013-10-02 10:18:46 PM  

Loadmaster: Your welcome what?


For all intensive purposes, it was probably just a typo.
 
2013-10-02 10:36:08 PM  

megarian: Loadmaster: Your welcome what?

For all intensive purposes, it was probably just a typo.


Supposibly.
 
2013-10-02 10:43:56 PM  

rattchett: megarian: Loadmaster: Your welcome what?

For all intensive purposes, it was probably just a typo.

Supposibly.


Ew. What do pills you put up your butt have anything to do with this?
 
2013-10-03 12:47:04 AM  

megarian: rattchett: megarian: Loadmaster: Your welcome what?

For all intensive purposes, it was probably just a typo.

Supposibly.

Ew. What do pills you put up your butt have anything to do with this?


A) They are lozenges, not pills...and
2) Why do you assume self insertion?...and
III) slashies \\
 
2013-10-03 02:05:35 AM  

common sense is an oxymoron: ghettodwarf: Di Atribe: I didn't see anything in the article about what kinds of guns were used to murder those sweet dogs. Probably an automatic AR-15.

so like an ak-47 then?


Pretty sure that's a Glock, dude.


Can't be.  Doesn't have the high power, high capacity sawed-off double barrel.  Or a bayonet lug.
 
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