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(NJ.com)   Circumcised cops shoot breeder-bought pitbulls without leaving a tip after driving the speed limit in the passing lane while breastfeeding in public and drinking pop. Your welcome   (nj.com) divider line 67
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2013-10-02 01:42:06 PM
Yes but was the dog de-clawed?
 
2013-10-02 01:43:54 PM
This headline makes no sense.  This lady should have trained her damn dogs.
 
2013-10-02 02:00:01 PM
My welcome?
 
2013-10-02 02:08:39 PM

Majick Thise: Yes but was the dog de-clawed?


That's the only thing missing.  Though the improper use of your was a nice touch.
 
2013-10-02 02:08:41 PM
Your headline subby:

images.wikia.com
 
2013-10-02 02:09:14 PM
Speaking of dogs, that is one dog's breakfast of a headline right there.
 
2013-10-02 02:10:56 PM

nekom: Majick Thise: Yes but was the dog de-clawed?
That's the only thing missing.  Though the improper use of your was a nice touch.


And Subby should've tried to work in something about tattoos, too.
 
2013-10-02 02:13:04 PM

Cyberluddite: nekom: Majick Thise: Yes but was the dog de-clawed?
That's the only thing missing.  Though the improper use of your was a nice touch.

And Subby should've tried to work in something about tattoos, too.


No, that would of been silly.

/stubmitter
 
2013-10-02 02:31:37 PM

Joelogon: Cyberluddite: nekom: Majick Thise: Yes but was the dog de-clawed?
That's the only thing missing.  Though the improper use of your was a nice touch.

And Subby should've tried to work in something about tattoos, too.

No, that would of been silly.

/stubmitter


Are you going to add this to your blog???
 
2013-10-02 03:01:03 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Are you going to add this to your blog???


No. My blog sucks.
 
2013-10-02 03:01:22 PM
To go along with the pop, they should have been eating hot dogs with ketchup on them, or the "wrong" kind of pizza.
 
2013-10-02 03:17:16 PM
A pit bull tried to eat my dog last night so I am not feeling particularly sympathetic toward the Dogs of Peace this afternoon.
 
2013-10-02 03:34:50 PM
Did they cite her for not wearing a seat belt? That would make her well-done steaks served in the pokey taste like ashes in her mouth, even through the thick layer of A-1 sauce.
 
2013-10-02 03:49:07 PM
Coulda used some deep-dish pizza in the headline.
 
2013-10-02 03:52:24 PM
Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla approves.
 
2013-10-02 03:52:25 PM

Joelogon: No, that would of been silly.

of?

of? of what?
 
2013-10-02 03:54:28 PM
It's plainly obvious by that headline that subby is one of those libtard tea-baggers.
 
2013-10-02 03:59:58 PM
I didn't see anything in the article about what kinds of guns were used to murder those sweet dogs. Probably an automatic AR-15.
 
2013-10-02 04:01:39 PM
"twice on Sunday" was the best part of that article.
 
2013-10-02 04:02:19 PM

Cagey B: Did they cite her for not wearing a seat belt? That would make her well-done steaks served in the pokey taste like ashes in her mouth, even through the thick layer of A-1 sauce

ketchup.

That's more like it.
 
2013-10-02 04:03:05 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Joelogon: No, that would of been silly.

of? of? of what?


Your not very good at this, are you.
 
2013-10-02 04:03:35 PM

Di Atribe: I didn't see anything in the article about what kinds of guns were used to murder those sweet dogs. Probably an automatic AR-15.


Which I'm pretty certain is George Zimmerman's favorite HOA defensive implement.
 
2013-10-02 04:05:57 PM
Now that is a beautiful headline.
 
2013-10-02 04:06:27 PM
Shocking, they were pit bulls.
 
2013-10-02 04:06:51 PM
FTA:

Officers Travis Maxwell, Mike Terman, and Thomas Pacillo along with Sgt. Pete Weremijenko were dispatched to Cleveland Avenue around 2:15 p.m., where they found the 20-year-old sitting on a porch, after his legs were chewed up by his neighbors' pit bulls, Kieffer said.
The dogs were not on the street when the police arrived, so they went to the owner's home to talk to her. As they did, one of the pit bulls went running out of the door and attacked the 20-year-old again, chewing on his open wounds.


How many times do you have to be chewed on by dogs before you decide to go inside?
 
WGJ
2013-10-02 04:07:37 PM
FTFA: The officers maneuvered to draw the dogs away from the victims and get clean shots, then took the animals down. All four officers fired.

The cops were no better than the pitbulls with their desire to draw blood.
 
2013-10-02 04:10:43 PM
Bacon scented aftershave test failed.
 
2013-10-02 04:11:06 PM

WGJ: FTFA: The officers maneuvered to draw the dogs away from the victims and get clean shots, then took the animals down. All four officers fired.

The cops were no better than the pitbulls with their desire to draw blood.


They should have called that dog whisperer dude to go pssssssst at them a few times first.


1/1 so far.  Good luck on this one.
 
2013-10-02 04:12:39 PM
"...chewed up..."? This from an employed news writer? Oy.
 
2013-10-02 04:13:13 PM
As long as they don't put their seats into recline on Con Air...
 
2013-10-02 04:13:45 PM
Is Subby f'n furloughed or something? Learn how to write.
 
2013-10-02 04:14:00 PM

Joelogon: Quantum Apostrophe: Joelogon: No, that would of been silly.

of? of? of what?

Your not very good at this, are you.


maybe if you 3d print it for him and explain?
 
2013-10-02 04:14:07 PM
it's "soda", you ponce
 
2013-10-02 04:16:32 PM

mesmer242: Now that is a beautiful headline.


Reminds me of some of my doosies.

Joelogon: Your blog didn't suck that bad!
 
2013-10-02 04:22:54 PM

Joelogon: Cyberluddite: nekom: Majick Thise: Yes but was the dog de-clawed?
That's the only thing missing.  Though the improper use of your was a nice touch.

And Subby should've tried to work in something about tattoos, too.

No, that would of been bene silly.

/stubmitter


FTFY
/pet peave
 
2013-10-02 04:25:55 PM

Professor Duck: it's "soda", you ponce


your cheek is bleeding
 
2013-10-02 04:27:04 PM
Good.  Kill all Pit Bulls that act agressively.

/I don't blame the dogs, I blame the owner.
//But some dogs just gotta go...
 
2013-10-02 04:27:31 PM
Yeah but what did the Homeowner's Association have to say about all this?
 
2013-10-02 04:28:44 PM

Professor Duck: it's "soda", you ponce


www.blather.net
 
2013-10-02 04:34:22 PM

kortex: Shocking, they were pit bulls.


ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-10-02 04:35:49 PM
I'm glad the dogs were shot. This will keep them out of the already over-crowded prison system.
 
2013-10-02 04:36:07 PM

Di Atribe: I didn't see anything in the article about what kinds of guns were used to murder those sweet dogs. Probably an automatic AR-15.


so like an ak-47 then?
 
2013-10-02 04:36:40 PM
what the fark is pop?
 
2013-10-02 04:38:34 PM

Joelogon: Quantum Apostrophe: Joelogon: No, that would of been silly.

of? of? of what?

Your not very good at this, are you.


maybe there fark persona is that of an outraged grammar not see.
In that case, well done?
 
2013-10-02 04:40:05 PM
My god, this is going to read like one of those TFD threads before it's all done

My 2 cents:
Ketchup and/or Catsup on Hot Dogs - oh hell yes
Chicago style pizza is better
 
2013-10-02 04:54:45 PM
I'll bring the popcorn.
 
2013-10-02 04:58:59 PM

kona: what the fark is pop?


The last sound a rampaging pit bull hears when the cops finally show up.
 
2013-10-02 05:08:57 PM
The pitbulls must have been frenzied by the scent of the encapsulated placenta that the young man was delivering to the woman.
 
2013-10-02 05:11:10 PM
God, I hate when dogs smoke while liking Justin beiber on face book and retweeting Miley Cyrus.
 
2013-10-02 05:11:57 PM

phlegmmo: My welcome?


It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-10-02 05:21:54 PM
Your welcome?

Subby died on the finish line.
 
2013-10-02 05:24:11 PM

toraque: FTA:

Officers Travis Maxwell, Mike Terman, and Thomas Pacillo along with Sgt. Pete Weremijenko were dispatched to Cleveland Avenue around 2:15 p.m., where they found the 20-year-old sitting on a porch, after his legs were chewed up by his neighbors' pit bulls, Kieffer said.
The dogs were not on the street when the police arrived, so they went to the owner's home to talk to her. As they did, one of the pit bulls went running out of the door and attacked the 20-year-old again, chewing on his open wounds.

How many times do you have to be chewed on by dogs before you decide to go inside?


Good point. Hope he's had all of his vaccinations.
 
2013-10-02 06:13:25 PM

dabbletech: Your welcome?

Subby died on the finish line.


Woooooossshhhhhh
 
2013-10-02 06:22:35 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 07:16:28 PM
One of the dogs died instantly, while the other was euthanized by Animal Control after it was shot and paralyzed, police said.

/ i have no problem with them shooting the dogs, but why leave one alive suffering? Why not just finish it off? Seems kinda heartless.
 
2013-10-02 07:45:04 PM

dabbletech: Your welcome?

Subby died on the finish line.


No, that was the moment when good moved to great.

Unless ... unless your post was an elaborate ruse.  Well done you magnificent bastard.  Well done.
 
2013-10-02 07:52:14 PM

bingethinker: To go along with the pop, they should have been eating hot dogs with ketchup on them, or the "wrong" kind of pizza.


And then gone to play in a Moon Hop

www.fanboys-online.com
 
2013-10-02 07:54:44 PM
6/2(1+2)=?
 
2013-10-02 08:49:55 PM
Your welcome what?
 
2013-10-02 09:05:55 PM
At least two of the surnames aren't Jewish; when and how did you become an expert on policemen's penises, subby?
 
2013-10-02 09:32:18 PM

nekom: Majick Thise: Yes but was the dog de-clawed?

That's the only thing missing.  Though the improper use of your was a nice touch.



I guess a mention of a motorcycle rider or a bicyclist would have been too much?
 
2013-10-02 09:54:24 PM

ghettodwarf: Di Atribe: I didn't see anything in the article about what kinds of guns were used to murder those sweet dogs. Probably an automatic AR-15.

so like an ak-47 then?



Pretty sure that's a Glock, dude.
 
2013-10-02 10:18:46 PM

Loadmaster: Your welcome what?


For all intensive purposes, it was probably just a typo.
 
2013-10-02 10:36:08 PM

megarian: Loadmaster: Your welcome what?

For all intensive purposes, it was probably just a typo.


Supposibly.
 
2013-10-02 10:43:56 PM

rattchett: megarian: Loadmaster: Your welcome what?

For all intensive purposes, it was probably just a typo.

Supposibly.


Ew. What do pills you put up your butt have anything to do with this?
 
2013-10-03 12:47:04 AM

megarian: rattchett: megarian: Loadmaster: Your welcome what?

For all intensive purposes, it was probably just a typo.

Supposibly.

Ew. What do pills you put up your butt have anything to do with this?


A) They are lozenges, not pills...and
2) Why do you assume self insertion?...and
III) slashies \\
 
2013-10-03 02:05:35 AM

common sense is an oxymoron: ghettodwarf: Di Atribe: I didn't see anything in the article about what kinds of guns were used to murder those sweet dogs. Probably an automatic AR-15.

so like an ak-47 then?


Pretty sure that's a Glock, dude.


Can't be.  Doesn't have the high power, high capacity sawed-off double barrel.  Or a bayonet lug.
 
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