Madcaplaff: And this is in the politics tab why?
theorellior: Uranus Is Huge!: Do you mean 'again'?Wasn't even charged the last time.And it felt SO good.Ahh, a psychopath. Thanks for revealing the true face behind the wheel.
theorellior: Funny, the law says the cyclist is allowed to be on the road regardless of your road rage. I thought you were all concerned about the law? If the cyclist has to stop for stop signs you have to yield the road to another lawful vehicle. Sorry if that makes you angry.
Uranus Is Huge!: dr_blasto: Uranus Is Huge!: Fart_Machine: Why so butthurt over cyclists? I'd be happy if most drivers used turn signals or didn't act like pants-on-head retards behind the wheel.Live in Boulder a while. They'll kick your fenders when you don't yield to them while they're blowing through a red light.Boulder hardly represents anything in the rest of the world. When you're in Boulder, you expect a bicycle-riding cop who happens to be smoking fair-trade marijuana to shoot you with lead-free rounds while you're stopped at a red light because you happen to have a lit cigarette.You sound like someone that watches a lot of Bill O'Reilly or lives in the Springs (or Wyoming). Boulder is full of rich people and grumpy cops.
Uranus Is Huge!: Fart_Machine: Why so butthurt over cyclists? I'd be happy if most drivers used turn signals or didn't act like pants-on-head retards behind the wheel.Live in Boulder a while. They'll kick your fenders when you don't yield to them while they're blowing through a red light.
Lyonid: theorellior: Uranus Is Huge!: The guy who wrote this comment would appreciate a little civility on the road.Fark civility. Drivers are like cows: they want nothing more than to kill you and everyone you love. I ride like I've got a target on my back.lolwut?
Uranus Is Huge!: Really? You ignore traffic laws because of comments on Fark?
theorellior: shmashmortion: As a city pedestrian, fark you.Oh, I avoid pedestrians like the plague. They're even more clueless than drivers. Randomized accident vectors on two legs. No thanks.
theorellior: Nothing makes me happier than the impotent rage of drivers who can't just run roughshod over every person and thing in their way with their gasoline-powered movement machines. I think the next time I run a stop sign I'm gonna do a little victory waggle with my butt at the fat slobs idling their way toward a stop. Guess what? If I go on a rampage with my bike I might break someone's arm or leg but I can't do that much damage before running out of steam and, besides, someone's gonna cold-cock me before things get too out of hand. Drivers, well, we have to restrain them through strictly-enforced laws because they could run over a herd of grandmothers before even noticing their iPad had been jostled out of their hands.Sucks to be you, drivers. Sucks to be you.
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