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(Livingston Daily)   To the three cyclists in Michigan that actually signal turns: you will now be allowed to use your right arm for right turns. For the rest, keep running red lights, stop signs and going the wrong way on one-way streets, as usual   (livingstondaily.com) divider line 14
    More: Silly, Michigan, stop signs, hand signals, Infrastructure Committee, Michigan Law, Michigan State Police  
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382 clicks; posted to Politics » on 02 Oct 2013 at 4:17 PM (50 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-02 04:22:38 PM
7 votes:
Left/Right politics are destroying this country.
2013-10-02 04:59:41 PM
3 votes:
Ooh, bike thread! We need more of them, as cyclists have officially passed Apple product owners and college liberals as the most easily trolled demographic on Fark.
2013-10-02 04:30:23 PM
3 votes:

Madcaplaff: And this is in the politics tab why?


For the same reason people puke in toilets.
2013-10-02 04:56:01 PM
2 votes:

theorellior: Uranus Is Huge!: Do you mean 'again'?

Wasn't even charged the last time.

And it felt SO good.

Ahh, a psychopath. Thanks for revealing the true face behind the wheel.


I stencil little bike helmets under my driver's side window after each kill.
2013-10-03 10:03:34 AM
1 votes:

theorellior: Funny, the law says the cyclist is allowed to be on the road regardless of your road rage. I thought you were all concerned about the law? If the cyclist has to stop for stop signs you have to yield the road to another lawful vehicle. Sorry if that makes you angry.


The moment the following happens, I'll consider bikes the equivalent to cars on the roads:

1. You pay taxes for the infrastructure necessary. Bike lane paint isn't free.
2. The police actually enforce laws on cyclists.
3. You are required to have insurance for your bike.
4. You are capable of traveling within 10 mph of the posted speed limit.
5. Those seizure inducing headlights are outlawed.

Without these five points, particularly #1, you are nothing but mooches on society.
2013-10-02 06:09:18 PM
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: dr_blasto: Uranus Is Huge!: Fart_Machine: Why so butthurt over cyclists?  I'd be happy if most drivers used turn signals or didn't act like pants-on-head retards behind the wheel.

Live in Boulder a while. They'll kick your fenders when you don't yield to them while they're blowing through a red light.

Boulder hardly represents anything in the rest of the world. When you're in Boulder, you expect a bicycle-riding cop who happens to be smoking fair-trade marijuana to shoot you with lead-free rounds while you're stopped at a red light because you happen to have a lit cigarette.

You sound like someone that watches a lot of Bill O'Reilly or lives in the Springs (or Wyoming). Boulder is full of rich people and grumpy cops.


Neener neener.

Today on Hannity: Boulder Liberal Uranus Is Huge! gets cranky in a bike thread. Is this Obama's fault? More at 11.
2013-10-02 05:58:22 PM
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: Fart_Machine: Why so butthurt over cyclists?  I'd be happy if most drivers used turn signals or didn't act like pants-on-head retards behind the wheel.

Live in Boulder a while. They'll kick your fenders when you don't yield to them while they're blowing through a red light.


Boulder hardly represents anything in the rest of the world. When you're in Boulder, you expect a bicycle-riding cop who happens to be smoking fair-trade marijuana to shoot you with lead-free rounds while you're stopped at a red light because you happen to have a lit cigarette.
2013-10-02 05:30:23 PM
1 votes:

Lyonid: theorellior: Uranus Is Huge!: The guy who wrote this comment would appreciate a little civility on the road.

Fark civility. Drivers are like cows: they want nothing more than to kill you and everyone you love. I ride like I've got a target on my back.

lolwut?


dilbert.com
2013-10-02 05:14:21 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-10-02 05:07:01 PM
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: Really? You ignore traffic laws because of comments on Fark?


Yes. Hah! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
Bf+
2013-10-02 05:03:32 PM
1 votes:
pawsru.org
Bf+
2013-10-02 04:50:51 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: shmashmortion: As a city pedestrian, fark you.

Oh, I avoid pedestrians like the plague. They're even more clueless than drivers. Randomized accident vectors on two legs. No thanks.


I'm thinking that was a joke-- While you're taking up valuable resources, he, as a pedestrian, is far more efficient than your earth-killing bike.
And as a shut-in, screw you wasteful pedestrians!
2013-10-02 04:42:55 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: Nothing makes me happier than the impotent rage of drivers who can't just run roughshod over every person and thing in their way with their gasoline-powered movement machines. I think the next time I run a stop sign I'm gonna do a little victory waggle with my butt at the fat slobs idling their way toward a stop. Guess what? If I go on a rampage with my bike I might break someone's arm or leg but I can't do that much damage before running out of steam and, besides, someone's gonna cold-cock me before things get too out of hand. Drivers, well, we have to restrain them through strictly-enforced laws because they could run over a herd of grandmothers before even noticing their iPad had been jostled out of their hands.

Sucks to be you, drivers. Sucks to be you.


I can't wait to accidentally run over you.
2013-10-02 04:40:01 PM
1 votes:
Nothing makes me happier than the impotent rage of drivers who can't just run roughshod over every person and thing in their way with their gasoline-powered movement machines. I think the next time I run a stop sign I'm gonna do a little victory waggle with my butt at the fat slobs idling their way toward a stop. Guess what? If I go on a rampage with my bike I might break someone's arm or leg but I can't do that much damage before running out of steam and, besides, someone's gonna cold-cock me before things get too out of hand. Drivers, well, we have to restrain them through strictly-enforced laws because they could run over a herd of grandmothers before even noticing their iPad had been jostled out of their hands.

Sucks to be you, drivers. Sucks to be you.
 
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