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(BBC)   In further troubling news on the state of the world economy, the price of sacrificial animals is skyrocketing   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 23
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2013-10-02 01:54:58 PM
I guess it's back to people for me then; cheap, abundant, renewable.
 
2013-10-02 02:58:55 PM
We do exactly the same thing here, we just call it thanksgiving.
 
2013-10-02 03:01:20 PM
An entire cow for less than $600? That's some cheap beef
 
2013-10-02 03:02:17 PM
It's a real bull market out there.
 
2013-10-02 03:04:14 PM

Sybarite: I guess it's back to people for me then; cheap, abundant, renewable.


Yeah unless you are on the market for virgins.
 
2013-10-02 03:05:23 PM

lockers: We do exactly the same thing here, we just call it thanksgiving.


Yes but mostly someone else kills it after it's been raised in a pen it can't turn around in and also there's the added risk of food poisoning.  So it's way different.
 
2013-10-02 03:05:32 PM
cost of sacrificial cats: still a handful of cat food.

www.biconet.com
 
2013-10-02 03:05:45 PM
With the price of these animals going up, people will have to balance that by making a sacrifice in some other portion of their budgets.
 
2013-10-02 03:06:19 PM
They need a goat layaway plan.
 
2013-10-02 03:06:49 PM
Now the sacrifice will be even greater.
 
2013-10-02 03:07:11 PM
Fat lotta good all that sacrificing did fer ya...
 
2013-10-02 03:09:16 PM
I guess the problem is that the sacrificial animal has to be a virgin?

/yeah I went there
 
2013-10-02 03:15:12 PM
Sacrificing animals: something we need to altar.
 
2013-10-02 03:16:57 PM

Bslim: Sybarite: I guess it's back to people for me then; cheap, abundant, renewable.

Yeah unless you are on the market for virgins.


On that note, what is the asking price for the cherry of the Virgin Connie Swale?
 
2013-10-02 03:23:47 PM
Willie Mays Hayes:

We should've got the live chicken.
 
2013-10-02 03:25:23 PM
Use laid off government workers.
 
2013-10-02 03:38:03 PM
Boo. Freakin. Hoo.
 
2013-10-02 03:44:18 PM
How offal....
 
2013-10-02 03:47:03 PM
Ugly culture.
 
2013-10-02 03:47:11 PM
www.freedomsphoenix.com
YA RLY
 
2013-10-02 03:47:18 PM
The Union of Concerned Augurs and High Priests is warning that this slowdown in appeasing the gods could  put the world at a 175 greater risk of  fire, flood, plague,  earthquakes, famine or the Cubs winning the World Series
 
2013-10-02 04:20:12 PM
You mean village BBQ or equivalent?
 
2013-10-02 04:34:01 PM
I think I got the Line from Lewis Black.  One Saturday some Religious folks came knocking on my door (maybe Mormons, maybe some other Locals) and they asked me about Jesus & Church and stuff and I said, "Sorry I'm Busy trying to Sacrifice a Goat in here!" and slammed the door. I like to think I freaked them out a little.
 
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