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2013-10-02 05:46:15 PM  
6 votes:
theflatline:

I was in a bar in San Fran years ago and was hit on by Bridget the Midget. Had no idea who she was until I found her website where she did bachelor parties and it said "sell suck every cock dry in the house".

CSB. I was in 1900 Park Fare at Grand Floridian Hotel at Walt Disney World and was groped by Minnie Mouse. I was dining alone because wife was not feeling very well. Minnie Mouse came up and started pantomiming that I was dining all alone and began to sit down and join me. Her advances were DEFINITELY more than friendly as several times she rubbed my genitals under the table with her huge white-gloved hand. I was getting a raging hard-on and Minnie was getting off on it. She came back to the table a number of times until finally Alice in Wonderland came over to warn her about 'moving on' and 'visiting with some of the other guests'. I realize now that it was probably a small Hispanic man inside the cast member costume, but my penis didn't seem to mind at all. To this day I can't walk past Mickey without the smug satisfaction of knowing that his girlfriend gave me a handy while I was eating tiny waffles with his face on them.

i1.disneyfoodblog.com
2013-10-02 04:27:49 PM  
3 votes:

rickythepenguin: I met a very good looking female little person in san francisco friday, we chatted for a bit.  i wonder if she dates much or if she were to have a hangup about dating a reacher (as i understand, little people call regular folks "reachers").  she was really pretty but i guess that physical issue is a hangup for some dudes.  i don't know how i would feel about it.


You could always just take her for a spin to see how it goes.
2013-10-02 01:56:42 PM  
3 votes:

edmo: If I became an actor, I'd pick a name that didn't sound like some sort of sexually transmitted disease diagnosis.


photos.imageevent.com
2013-10-02 04:35:35 PM  
1 votes:

rickythepenguin: I met a very good looking female little person in san francisco friday, we chatted for a bit.  i wonder if she dates much or if she were to have a hangup about dating a reacher (as i understand, little people call regular folks "reachers").  she was really pretty but i guess that physical issue is a hangup for some dudes.  i don't know how i would feel about it.


Now I'm confused

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-10-02 03:21:57 PM  
1 votes:
So we might see Puck on the screen? Didn't think they were already reaching for an Alpha Flight movie.

/dnrtfa
2013-10-02 03:07:22 PM  
1 votes:
If he was black would subby have made a fried chicken joke too?
 
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