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(Las Vegas Sun)   "The complaint says Dr. Weiss intentionally squirted bodily fluid and other types of fluid from the man's scrotum into the air and onto others on multiple occasions"   (lasvegassun.com) divider line 45
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2013-10-02 02:28:12 PM
La Comedie Humaine...
 
2013-10-02 02:28:43 PM
FTFA:  Zeeshan Hoodbhoy was called the primary physician at the center, but board investigators found he was not licensed by the state. He estimated he treated 250 patients.

Don't worry,  Dr. Nick will be there next week.

/Jeebus!
 
2013-10-02 02:28:56 PM
In before "that takes balls"
 
2013-10-02 02:29:59 PM
What happens in Vegas...
 
2013-10-02 02:30:07 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2013-10-02 02:30:41 PM
I would never let a doctor like that near my precious bodily fluids.
 
2013-10-02 02:32:18 PM
What other type of fluid can you shoot out your testicles?

It would be awesome if I had a switch to shoot out hot sauce instead. Although I could see a "whoops! My bad" moment during sex.
 
2013-10-02 02:37:09 PM
I am in a public room, morbidly curious, and yet seriously afraid to click that link. *sigh*
 
2013-10-02 02:40:58 PM
"Well, this is the last time I will hire Rug Doctor, that's for certain!"
 
2013-10-02 02:41:09 PM
"The complaint says Dr. Weiss intentionally squirted bodily fluid and other types of fluid from the man's scrotum into the air and onto others on multiple occasions"

dafuq

"...on a 76-year-old male patient"

i1003.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 02:41:44 PM
"other types of fluids"

*baffle*

/dnrtfa
 
2013-10-02 02:43:24 PM
At 76 you don't squirt bodily fluids like you used to.
 
2013-10-02 02:43:28 PM
FTFA:  Weiss is also accused of failing to note the behavior in the operative report.

It would have been great if he did though:

3:36 pm: "Then I says to the nurse, I says, "Oh yeah?!? Hows about you stop flappin' your gums?!"  And then I squirted her right in the mug with nut juice!  Ha Ha Ha, dat was great!"

3:38 pm:  Sutured and closed.
 
2013-10-02 02:44:09 PM
Ohhhwoooo that smell.
 
2013-10-02 02:44:26 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Last seen in Las Vegas.
 
2013-10-02 02:45:09 PM
Man, that'll teach me to take the high road in a Balzac thread...
 
2013-10-02 02:46:02 PM

amoral: "other types of fluids"

*baffle*

/dnrtfa


If I could produce piña colada from my scrotum I'd have a queue of women waiting for me.
 
2013-10-02 02:46:07 PM
What other kind of fluids would be in the man's scrotum? I mean, I'm sure there's saline and possibly other fluids in the OR, but not FROM the man's farking scrotum.

/shiatty writer is shiatty
 
2013-10-02 02:46:45 PM

CleanAndPure: amoral: "other types of fluids"

*baffle*

/dnrtfa

If I could produce piña colada from my scrotum I'd have a queue of women waiting for me.


I'd be first in line!
 
2013-10-02 02:46:55 PM
www.quotecollection.com

So... Weiss guy, huh?
 
2013-10-02 02:49:39 PM

QueenMamaBee: CleanAndPure: amoral: "other types of fluids"

*baffle*

/dnrtfa

If I could produce piña colada from my scrotum I'd have a queue of women waiting for me.

I'd be first in line!


I will start practicing tonight to try and figure out how to do this.

Where there's a will there's a way.
 
2013-10-02 02:51:04 PM
""It has also been discovered that Mr. Hoodbhoy's patients were treated with controlled substances and/or dangerous drugs, including but not limited to testosterone, phentermine, B-12 vitamins and HCG," the complaint says."

B-12 vitamins are controlled substances and/or dangerous drugs?
 
2013-10-02 02:52:58 PM

CleanAndPure: QueenMamaBee: CleanAndPure: amoral: "other types of fluids"

*baffle*

/dnrtfa

If I could produce piña colada from my scrotum I'd have a queue of women waiting for me.

I'd be first in line!

I will start practicing tonight to try and figure out how to do this.

Where there's a will  willy  there's a way.


/Fixed
 
2013-10-02 02:58:17 PM
Dr. Avi Chaim Weiss

a Swede, eh?
 
2013-10-02 03:03:21 PM
*clicks*
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 03:05:30 PM
Fail tag?? Seriously?!

Sick tag drunk or something?
 
2013-10-02 03:07:05 PM

QueenMamaBee: What other kind of fluids would be in the man's scrotum? I mean, I'm sure there's saline and possibly other fluids in the OR, but not FROM the man's farking scrotum.

/shiatty writer is shiatty


Blood for one. Blood plasma. Possibly puss if there was an infection.
 
2013-10-02 03:07:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-02 03:11:29 PM

QueenMamaBee: What other kind of fluids would be in the man's scrotum? I mean, I'm sure there's saline and possibly other fluids in the OR, but not FROM the man's farking scrotum.

FTFA: "

...[T]o remove fluids in a membrane that covers the front and sides of the male testes[sic]."

They could be talking about hydrocele testis. An image search shows disturbingly graphic but very informative photos.

By the way, there is no female testis: the female counterpart is the ovary. And since there is no male ovary there's no need to specify sex. On the other hand women's hearts are often smaller.

PSSST. The internet ain't JUST for pr0n. Ya gets to look shiat up too.
 
2013-10-02 03:14:15 PM

Russ1642: QueenMamaBee: What other kind of fluids would be in the man's scrotum? I mean, I'm sure there's saline and possibly other fluids in the OR, but not FROM the man's farking scrotum.

/shiatty writer is shiatty

Blood for one. Blood plasma. Possibly puss if there was an infection.


Of for the love of god, wtf is this. I'm not nearly drunk enough for this thread. I'm just gonna...I'm just gonna go back to my PowerPoint presentation.

\also, can we get a switch that makes it squirt diet coke and captain Morgan's with a squeeze of lime?
 
2013-10-02 03:24:33 PM
Blood, lymph, semen...uhm.. uh...diet pepsi?
 
2013-10-02 03:30:02 PM

Russ1642: QueenMamaBee: What other kind of fluids would be in the man's scrotum? I mean, I'm sure there's saline and possibly other fluids in the OR, but not FROM the man's farking scrotum.

/shiatty writer is shiatty

Blood for one. Blood plasma. Possibly puss if there was an infection.


Those are all bodily fluids. The article says "Bodily fluids and other fluids".... I'm wondering what the "other" is.

Motor oil?
 
2013-10-02 03:53:15 PM

Nurglitch: ""It has also been discovered that Mr. Hoodbhoy's patients were treated with controlled substances and/or dangerous drugs, including but not limited to testosterone, phentermine, B-12 vitamins and HCG," the complaint says."

B-12 vitamins are controlled substances and/or dangerous drugs?


Beat me to it.

I think they just wanted to tack a few extra things on there, for dramatic effect.
 
2013-10-02 04:03:18 PM
The 13-count complaint against Jones said she was paid $1,000 a month to be medical director at the Las Vegas Health Center but rarely showed up at the site.

I think they guys at McDonalds make more then $1000 a month...
 
2013-10-02 04:12:19 PM

o_blah: Nurglitch: ""It has also been discovered that Mr. Hoodbhoy's patients were treated with controlled substances and/or dangerous drugs, including but not limited to testosterone, phentermine, B-12 vitamins and HCG," the complaint says."

B-12 vitamins are controlled substances and/or dangerous drugs?

Beat me to it.

I think they just wanted to tack a few extra things on there, for dramatic effect.



The manner if ingestion could warrant a prescription, making it a controlled substance. You can't buy B-12 injections over the counter.
 
2013-10-02 04:13:29 PM

life of the sausage party: The 13-count complaint against Jones said she was paid $1,000 a month to be medical director at the Las Vegas Health Center but rarely showed up at the site.

I think they guys at McDonalds make more then $1000 a month...


Surely that's just a fee to use his name.
 
2013-10-02 05:00:31 PM

Pangea: o_blah: Nurglitch: ""It has also been discovered that Mr. Hoodbhoy's patients were treated with controlled substances and/or dangerous drugs, including but not limited to testosterone, phentermine, B-12 vitamins and HCG," the complaint says."

B-12 vitamins are controlled substances and/or dangerous drugs?

Beat me to it.

I think they just wanted to tack a few extra things on there, for dramatic effect.


The manner if ingestion could warrant a prescription, making it a controlled substance. You can't buy B-12 injections over the counter.


You cannot get it in a pharmacy, but you can get pharma grade injectable even on Amazon.com.  Or just order the Vet one.
 
2013-10-02 06:35:34 PM
www.easyoilpress.com

Handy, manual nut juice expeller. Though, as a former Surgical Tech I can't remember ever scrubbing with one of these coming out of the Autoclave, but maybe times have changed ..
 
2013-10-02 06:38:27 PM

skinink: I would never let a doctor like that near my precious bodily fluids.


newageadtech.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-02 09:33:54 PM

Resident Muslim: Fail tag?? Seriously?!

Sick tag drunk or something?


Fail that he got caught?
 
2013-10-02 10:10:13 PM
The ACA at work here.  Thanks Obama.
 
2013-10-02 10:55:28 PM

Russ1642: QueenMamaBee: What other kind of fluids would be in the man's scrotum? I mean, I'm sure there's saline and possibly other fluids in the OR, but not FROM the man's farking scrotum.

/shiatty writer is shiatty

Blood for one. Blood plasma. Possibly puss if there was an infection.


All of which are bodily fluids, yes? So "bodily" and "other" fluids from a scrotum is still a head scratcher.
 
2013-10-02 11:26:45 PM
Huey Pierce Long would like a word, please...
 
2013-10-03 02:35:33 AM
Good times, good times.
 
2013-10-03 04:38:20 AM
"...other types of fluid..."

I got it! Bud Lite!
 
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