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(HitFix)   Porn parody 'Girls' is like regular 'Girls,' with less nudity and more ball-gags (SFW)   (hitfix.com) divider line 62
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2013-10-03 07:18:29 AM  
Enter The Dragon Lady
 
2013-10-03 07:50:56 AM  

Brakefornobody: Flogster: Snapper Carr: FrancoFile: Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos

On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

Sex Trek : The next penetration

Star Whores.


biatch Black

/which doesn't exist as far as I know but totally should.
 
2013-10-03 07:59:43 AM  

Mad-Hamlet: Brakefornobody: Flogster: Snapper Carr: FrancoFile: Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos

On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

Sex Trek : The next penetration

Star Whores.

biatch Black

/which doesn't exist as far as I know but totally should.


Pacific Rimjob
 
2013-10-03 08:30:22 AM  

Uzzah: Do we have a "This Ain't Breaking Bad XXX" yet?

I really want to see the porn version of Walt Jr.

/maybe with his Aunt Marie
//or the mysterious Louis


Yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-prHgI_dfA (SFW)
 
2013-10-03 10:02:06 AM  

likefunbutnot: Shazam999: Blech, Alex Chance is too fat. But what the fark, I'd still do her anyhow.

Yes, because all women need to weigh 125lbs. or they aren't up to studman69'sShazam999's exacting standards.
 Felicia Clover is another good example of a woman who is both bigger-than-normal and definitely sexy as hell. So are Dors Feline and Chloe Vevier. A soft tummy can be fine or even great as long as there's an agreeable set of proportions in other measurements. A 180lb. woman with a 30" waist is just as much of a genetic freak as a 120lb. woman with C cups, but they probably have a pretty similar set of curves.


What?  Hey as long as they're alive I'd do them.  Heck if they were still warm...
 
2013-10-03 10:30:03 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Flappyhead: halfpastnvr: asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.

See also, Gianna Michaels

Jennifer White.

A little bit older but likewise: Lisa Sparxxx.


Cody Lane is a normal looking porn star. For a little larger star that did get enhancement but not obese I'd say Rebecca Love is worth a watch.
 
2013-10-03 01:12:40 PM  

Friend_Computer: ZeroCorpse: Porn parody 'Girls' is like regular 'Girls,'


So it completely sucks and is full of fugly naked chicks, then?

Hopefully less flapjack tits.


Like "The Notebook" sad.  Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
 
2013-10-03 01:28:29 PM  

FrancoFile: Mad-Hamlet: Brakefornobody: Flogster: Snapper Carr: FrancoFile: Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos

On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

Sex Trek : The next penetration

Star Whores.

biatch Black

/which doesn't exist as far as I know but totally should.

Pacific Rimjob



There Will Be Boobs
 
2013-10-03 06:01:03 PM  

jake_lex: FrancoFile: Mad-Hamlet: Brakefornobody: Flogster: Snapper Carr: FrancoFile: Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos

On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

Sex Trek : The next penetration

Star Whores.

biatch Black

/which doesn't exist as far as I know but totally should.

Pacific Rimjob


There Will Be Boobs


This is the Rear End
The Girl's End
Lick-Ass
Summer's Bone (tranny)
Silver Linings Gaybook
Granny-ty
Sleepy Whore-low
Game of Whores
True Pud
Ho-blivion
 
2013-10-03 06:48:34 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: jake_lex: FrancoFile: Mad-Hamlet: Brakefornobody: Flogster: Snapper Carr: FrancoFile: Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos

On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

Sex Trek : The next penetration

Star Whores.

biatch Black

/which doesn't exist as far as I know but totally should.

Pacific Rimjob


There Will Be Boobs

This is the Rear End
The Girl's End
Lick-Ass
Summer's Bone (tranny)
Silver Linings Gaybook
Granny-ty
Sleepy Whore-low
Game of Whores
True Pud
Ho-blivion


Hannah Does Her Sisters
 
2013-10-03 07:15:42 PM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: Friend_Computer: ZeroCorpse: Porn parody 'Girls' is like regular 'Girls,'


So it completely sucks and is full of fugly naked chicks, then?

Hopefully less flapjack tits.

Like "The Notebook" sad.  Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.


Like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball sad.

DAMNIT She has glooy tits!
 
2013-10-03 07:23:19 PM  

bingethinker: ExcedrinHeadache: jake_lex: FrancoFile: Mad-Hamlet: Brakefornobody: Flogster: Snapper Carr: FrancoFile: Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos

On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

Sex Trek : The next penetration

Star Whores.

biatch Black

/which doesn't exist as far as I know but totally should.

Pacific Rimjob


There Will Be Boobs

This is the Rear End
The Girl's End
Lick-Ass
Summer's Bone (tranny)
Silver Linings Gaybook
Granny-ty
Sleepy Whore-low
Game of Whores
True Pud
Ho-blivion

Hannah Does Her Sisters


Pan's Labia
 
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