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(HitFix)   Porn parody 'Girls' is like regular 'Girls,' with less nudity and more ball-gags (SFW)   (hitfix.com) divider line 62
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2013-10-02 01:36:31 PM
Oscars winning acting there, I'll tell you that.
 
2013-10-02 02:29:14 PM

edmo: Oscars winning acting there, I'll tell you that.




Still better acting then the real show.
 
2013-10-02 02:32:19 PM
Balls aren't a laughing matter.  Stop with the gags.
 
2013-10-02 02:32:41 PM
was it just me, or did that one chick look like Alyson Hannigan?
 
2013-10-02 02:37:25 PM
Wow. Even more boring than the actual show.
 
2013-10-02 02:42:19 PM

bingethinker: Wow. Even more boring than the actual show.


Did someone set up a camera in front of a wall of white paint drying? Cuz that's the only way it could be more boring. And even then, it's iffy.
 
2013-10-02 02:42:23 PM
You had me at "more ball gags"
 
2013-10-02 02:46:45 PM
Holy what the f*cking sh#t butter on toast did I just read?
 
2013-10-02 02:48:21 PM
Can't imagine the dialogue will be any worse.
 
2013-10-02 02:51:14 PM
A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.
 
2013-10-02 03:09:18 PM
So, it's full of girls you really don't want to see naked?
 
2013-10-02 03:14:44 PM

Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.



It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.
 
2013-10-02 03:15:09 PM
Do we have a "This Ain't Breaking Bad XXX" yet?

I really want to see the porn version of Walt Jr.

/maybe with his Aunt Marie
//or the mysterious Louis
 
2013-10-02 03:18:13 PM

asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.


See also, Gianna Michaels
 
2013-10-02 03:21:30 PM

Uzzah: Do we have a "This Ain't Breaking Bad XXX" yet?

I really want to see the porn version of Walt Jr.

/maybe with his Aunt Marie
//or the mysterious Louis


Of course there's a Breaking Bad porn parody (no nudity but let's call it NSFW just to be safe)

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"
 
2013-10-02 03:39:37 PM
"Lena Dunham Is Not Pleased With XXX Girls Parody."

static-mb.minutebuzz.com
 
2013-10-02 03:42:46 PM
That was so lame it actually qualifies for Diasability Support and a Blue Parking Spot.
 
2013-10-02 03:44:01 PM
Lena Dunham needs to keep her clothes on.
 
2013-10-02 03:59:49 PM

Bslim: Lena Dunham needs to keep her clothes on.


Mouth shut and laptop closed would help too.
 
2013-10-02 04:01:17 PM
For once the porn actress looks a lot better than the person she's spoofing.
 
2013-10-02 04:08:48 PM
Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.
 
2013-10-02 04:11:53 PM

asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.


Blech, Alex Chance is too fat.  But what the fark, I'd still do her anyhow.
 
2013-10-02 04:14:08 PM
Ball gags, I'll play
th03.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-02 05:01:55 PM

asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.


To jump off topic while I address both of these posts; I was looking through tube compiler site the other day looking in the "vintage" category when I saw several clips that clearly stared the lovely Christy Canyon at her prime. The title of the clips didn't have her name. Instead the phrase BBW in the title. What the holy Fark is that shiate!?!? I started looking around and found this to be prevalent on a lot of sites, some using the words Plumper and Fatty. In what world is a young Christy Canyon considered to be a BBW or a Fatty? It really says a lot about how horribly skewed our perceptions of beauty have become in just a few years.
 
2013-10-02 05:18:14 PM

Stinkbeard: asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.

To jump off topic while I address both of these posts; I was looking through tube compiler site the other day looking in the "vintage" category when I saw several clips that clearly stared the lovely Christy Canyon at her prime. The title of the clips didn't have her name. Instead the phrase BBW in the title. What the holy Fark is that shiate!?!? I started looking around and found this to be prevalent on a lot of sites, some using the words Plumper and Fatty. In what world is a young Christy Canyon considered to be a BBW or a Fatty? It really says a lot about how horribly skewed our perceptions of beauty have become in just a few years.


Yeah, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure they have a semi-sentient Markov Chain generator coming up with the titles now. Or Porn Mad Libs.

//[adjective] [adjective] [girl/girlfriend] in [verb] [verb describing sex].

//Hot.
 
2013-10-02 05:19:27 PM

mentallo69: Ball gags, I'll play
[th03.deviantart.net image 299x200]


Is your safe word "MMnnnfffff"?
 
2013-10-02 05:30:52 PM

halfpastnvr: asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.

See also, Gianna Michaels


Jennifer White.
 
2013-10-02 05:57:33 PM

halfpastnvr: asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.

See also, Gianna Michaels


She needs the extra bulk to negotiate the power forwards and linebackers that absolutely pummel her on a regular basis.
 
2013-10-02 08:19:04 PM

RoyHobbs22: halfpastnvr: asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.

See also, Gianna Michaels

She needs the extra bulk to negotiate the power forwards and linebackers that absolutely pummel her on a regular basis.



Oh holy lol.

/Oh so true
 
2013-10-02 08:23:12 PM

Stinkbeard: asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.

To jump off topic while I address both of these posts; I was looking through tube compiler site the other day looking in the "vintage" category when I saw several clips that clearly stared the lovely Christy Canyon at her prime. The title of the clips didn't have her name. Instead the phrase BBW in the title. What the holy Fark is that shiate!?!? I started looking around and found this to be prevalent on a lot of sites, some using the words Plumper and Fatty. In what world is a young Christy Canyon considered to be a BBW or a Fatty? It really says a lot about how horribly skewed our perceptions of beauty have become in just a few years.


Maybe that's like how they have any woman over 28 labelled as a MILF.
 
2013-10-02 09:15:41 PM

RoyHobbs22: halfpastnvr: asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.

See also, Gianna Michaels

She needs the extra bulk to negotiate the power forwards and linebackers that absolutely pummel her on a regular basis.


I lol'd
 
2013-10-02 09:18:40 PM

Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.


Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously
 
2013-10-02 09:21:33 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously


Schindler's Fist
 
2013-10-02 10:05:56 PM

baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist


The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos
 
2013-10-02 10:17:17 PM

Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos


On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon
 
2013-10-02 10:18:12 PM

FrancoFile: Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos

On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon


Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit
 
2013-10-02 10:22:38 PM

Snapper Carr: FrancoFile: Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos

On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit


Sex Trek : The next penetration
 
2013-10-02 10:33:28 PM

Flogster: Snapper Carr: FrancoFile: Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos

On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

Sex Trek : The next penetration


The White Stuff
 
2013-10-02 10:43:10 PM

Evil Mackerel: mentallo69: Ball gags, I'll play
[th03.deviantart.net image 299x200]

Is your safe word "MMnnnfffff"?


img.fark.net
 
2013-10-02 11:08:19 PM
Porn parody 'Girls' is like regular 'Girls,'


So it completely sucks and is full of fugly naked chicks, then?
 
2013-10-02 11:08:34 PM
well, it's definitely gonna have a hotter star

hell, the golden girls did
 
2013-10-02 11:23:56 PM

RoyHobbs22: Gianna Michaels

She needs the extra bulk to negotiate the power forwards and linebackers that absolutely pummel her on a regular basis.


Gianna pummels back, and that's why she's one of the best of all time.

Even if she does have nostrils like a thoroughbred.
 
2013-10-03 12:19:11 AM
I have seen enough of the source that the bit where Porn-Hannah got a ball gag was by far the highlight of the trailer.
 
2013-10-03 12:26:39 AM

ZeroCorpse: Porn parody 'Girls' is like regular 'Girls,'


So it completely sucks and is full of fugly naked chicks, then?


Hopefully less flapjack tits.
 
2013-10-03 12:31:30 AM

Shazam999: Blech, Alex Chance is too fat. But what the fark, I'd still do her anyhow.


Yes, because all women need to weigh 125lbs. or they aren't up to studman69'sShazam999's exacting standards.
 Felicia Clover is another good example of a woman who is both bigger-than-normal and definitely sexy as hell. So are Dors Feline and Chloe Vevier. A soft tummy can be fine or even great as long as there's an agreeable set of proportions in other measurements. A 180lb. woman with a 30" waist is just as much of a genetic freak as a 120lb. woman with C cups, but they probably have a pretty similar set of curves.
 
2013-10-03 12:32:56 AM

Flappyhead: halfpastnvr: asdrabael: Snapper Carr: A modern porn with a performer who's not an anorexic with bolt-ons? Might be worth a wank...er watch.


It can be hard to find women solidly in the middle sometimes. Seems like most porn is either anorexic sticks with pointy knees, extreme BBW where you're not sure if its actual sex or just a guy banging a fold, or a heavily modified plastic surgery junkie who looks more like an anime character in proportion than a real woman. Alex Chance (the star of this movie) at least looks real, if a bit pudgy in the middle.

See also, Gianna Michaels

Jennifer White.


A little bit older but likewise: Lisa Sparxxx.
 
2013-10-03 12:42:29 AM

Flogster: Snapper Carr: FrancoFile: Flappyhead: baconbeard: Tyrone Slothrop: Ramien: Snapper Carr:

/I miss the days when porn parodies had reasonably clever titles instead of "This Ain't (title of parodied property)" or "(Title of parodied property) XXX"

That makes two of us. Bad puns are better than no puns.

Little Shop of Whores
Edward Penishands
The Madames Family
The Poonies
The Night of Loving Dangerously

Schindler's Fist

The Beaverly Hilbillies
Glad He Ate Her
The Sapornos

On Golden Shower Pond
Doggie Style Day Afternoon

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

Sex Trek : The next penetration


Star Whores.
 
2013-10-03 02:21:21 AM

FrancoFile: Bslim: Lena Dunham needs to keep her clothes on.

Mouth shut and laptop closed would help too.


She should just go be the bank teller she was born to be.
 
2013-10-03 05:30:22 AM
The Black Hoe
Honey, I Blew Everyone
Riding Miss Daisy
 
2013-10-03 06:35:41 AM
The Gapes of Wrath.
 
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