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(10TV Columbus)   Warning citizens: People may be using illegal drugs in their e-cigarettes right in front of you. If anyone seems mellow, happy, purchases Funyuns, or watches Adventure Time after inhaling from an e-cig, alert authorities immediately   (10tv.com) divider line 143
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2013-10-02 12:03:11 PM
Sgt. Sicilian says the same features that make e-cigarettes attractive to legitimate users, make them ideal for drug-users.

Who the f*ck cares? I used to shake out the tobacco of old cigarettes because I was terrible at rolling joints.

Anyone standing next to you or around you or knows you, they are not suspecting you of smoking an illegal narcotic, because there's no odor that comes with it." Sgt. Sicilian said.

So if you don't know they're getting high by the smell, and can't tell their high by their actions, who the f*ck cares?!
 
2013-10-02 12:10:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: Sgt. Sicilian says the same features that make e-cigarettes attractive to legitimate users, make them ideal for drug-users.

Who the f*ck cares? I used to shake out the tobacco of old cigarettes because I was terrible at rolling joints.

Anyone standing next to you or around you or knows you, they are not suspecting you of smoking an illegal narcotic, because there's no odor that comes with it." Sgt. Sicilian said.

So if you don't know they're getting high by the smell, and can't tell their high by their actions, who the f*ck cares?!


Somebody may be enjoying themselves in a way I don't approve of.
 
2013-10-02 12:11:07 PM
"They're using the cigarette to smoke liquid THC, which is found in marijuana, cannabis, hash oil, and potentially crack, crack cocaine."

Old and busted: Cop math
New hotness: Cop chemistry
 
2013-10-02 12:14:06 PM
AND THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE TO BE TAXED, BECAUSE DRUGS
 
2013-10-02 12:15:45 PM
What if one of these pot heads inhales some pot near me and overdoses and goes on a murderous raping rampage?

That would be bad!
 
2013-10-02 12:34:57 PM

scottydoesntknow: Sgt. Sicilian says the same features that make e-cigarettes attractive to legitimate users, make them ideal for drug-users.

Who the f*ck cares? I used to shake out the tobacco of old cigarettes because I was terrible at rolling joints.

Anyone standing next to you or around you or knows you, they are not suspecting you of smoking an illegal narcotic, because there's no odor that comes with it." Sgt. Sicilian said.

So if you don't know they're getting high by the smell, and can't tell their high by their actions, who the f*ck cares?!


Unauthorized fun is highly illegal.
 
2013-10-02 12:35:57 PM

Marcus Aurelius: What if one of these pot heads inhales some pot near me and overdoses and goes on a murderous raping rampage?

That would be bad!


The only thing I've ever seen a stoner murder is a bag of Doritos.
 
2013-10-02 12:41:46 PM
Could someone 'splain to me how that works?
You need like hash oil to do this?
Or doesn't that get cloggy?
how do you clean the residue out when it clogs?
 
2013-10-02 12:54:32 PM
"They're using the cigarette to smoke liquid THC, which is found in marijuana, cannabis, hash oil, and potentially crack, crack cocaine."

masonprof.x10.mx

/WTF am I reading?
 
2013-10-02 12:59:54 PM
i236.photobucket.com

We must put a stop to people buying these insidious devices that can be used to smoke the devil weed.
 
2013-10-02 01:04:16 PM

bearded clamorer: "They're using the cigarette to smoke liquid THC, which is found in marijuana, cannabis, hash oil, and potentially crack, crack cocaine."

Old and busted: Cop math
New hotness: Cop chemistry


Oh wow.
 
2013-10-02 01:04:28 PM
So a one-hitter that looks like a cigarette? Sounds new and improved.

Used to use one on the streets of Manhattan for years
 
2013-10-02 01:21:01 PM
 
2013-10-02 01:27:20 PM
Good.
 
2013-10-02 01:32:26 PM

Marcus Aurelius: What if one of these pot heads inhales some pot near me and overdoses and goes on a murderous raping rampage?

That would be bad!


We now know Rob Delaney's FARK handle.
 
2013-10-02 01:33:44 PM
No it doesn't work.

the Glycol and vegetable glycerine used in E-cigs have a lower vapor point then THC.

/The reason there is no smell is you aren't getting high.
 
2013-10-02 01:35:25 PM
Adventure time is for stoners?  I mean I've noticed that the creator seems to be perpetually stoned out of his mind, but the show itself is just fun.
 
2013-10-02 01:35:30 PM

Weaver95: Marcus Aurelius: What if one of these pot heads inhales some pot near me and overdoses and goes on a murderous raping rampage?

That would be bad!

The only thing I've ever seen a stoner murder is a bag of Doritos.


The past three US presidents all admit to smoking pot. QED pot smokers have murdered hundreds of thousands.
 
2013-10-02 01:36:04 PM
How about we stop wasting time worrying about the drugs?
 
2013-10-02 01:36:11 PM
E-Bong?
 
2013-10-02 01:36:52 PM

Ned Stark: The past three US presidents all admit to smoking pot. QED pot smokers have murdered hundreds of thousands.


Olympic swimmers also smoke pot.

Olympic swimmers must swim in liquid crack cocaine.
 
2013-10-02 01:37:32 PM
It astounds me, literally astounds me, the level of ignorance that actual adults, full-grown adults have with regard to drugs.

Though in certain cases, those adults' salaries depend on them being ignorant.
 
2013-10-02 01:38:01 PM
fluffy2097:

/The reason there is no smell is you aren't getting high.

Vaporizers work. Minimal odor.
 
2013-10-02 01:38:06 PM

fluffy2097: No it doesn't work.

the Glycol and vegetable glycerine used in E-cigs have a lower vapor point then THC.

/The reason there is no smell is you aren't getting high.


umm.. you need to do a wee bitty more research, mate. Seriously, go google how to do it (cos it's being done, successfully)
 
2013-10-02 01:38:14 PM
i237.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 01:39:38 PM

naturalbornposer: Vaporizers work. Minimal odor.


Vaporizers are not E-cigarettes.

/keep wasting your weed though.
 
2013-10-02 01:39:46 PM
cache.oingle.com
 
2013-10-02 01:39:50 PM

bearded clamorer: "They're using the cigarette to smoke liquid THC, which is found in marijuana, cannabis, hash oil, and potentially crack, crack cocaine."

Old and busted: Cop math
New hotness: Cop chemistry


I could call in a massive hydric acid leak and get hazmat, swat, and half the PD to show up and find a fire hydrant valve open. I don't want those ignernt bastiches anywhere near chemical equations.
 
2013-10-02 01:39:57 PM
SMOKING NARCOTICS!?!

Oh the farking humanity.
 
2013-10-02 01:40:12 PM

fluffy2097: No it doesn't work.

the Glycol and vegetable glycerine used in E-cigs have a lower vapor point then THC.

/The reason there is no smell is you aren't getting high.


I can't comment on whether you can use an e-cig to vaporize THC oil or even just ground cannabis but I do know they make devices that look remarkably like e-cigs that you can vaporize THC and cannabis in.

There is still a faint aroma however.
 
2013-10-02 01:41:49 PM
I have a friend who has a hash oil vaporizer e-cig. It gives off a distinct marijuana smell. This cop is an idiot.
 
2013-10-02 01:42:10 PM
I once saw a guy drink beer out of a coke can.
 
2013-10-02 01:43:16 PM

uttertosh: fluffy2097: No it doesn't work.

the Glycol and vegetable glycerine used in E-cigs have a lower vapor point then THC.

/The reason there is no smell is you aren't getting high.

umm.. you need to do a wee bitty more research, mate. Seriously, go google how to do it (cos it's being done, successfully)


I'll give him a hint: search for 'carboxylize'.  It's kinda like a precooked meal. The Ecig is the microwave/toaster oven.
 
2013-10-02 01:44:01 PM
Welcome to Merica, a FBC (fear based culture)
 
2013-10-02 01:44:40 PM

vudukungfu: Could someone 'splain to me how that works?
You need like hash oil to do this?
Or doesn't that get cloggy?
how do you clean the residue out when it clogs?


1. as advertised, it doesn't
2. sort of, to do it right you need thc oil, which is different
3. Yep, clogs your atty pretty dang quick
4. You don't, gotta replace the atty

As someone else said, pg/vg(the liquids that are used as a base for ecigs) has a lower vapor temp than thc, so it gets vaporized, while leaving all the thc resin to clog up your atty and do nothing. You can get variable volt ecig mods, etc to make them burn hotter, and that does actually work. Want to know what pot vapor smells like? Pretty much just like pot smoke... there is no way the person next to you wouldn't know what you are doing.
 
2013-10-02 01:44:46 PM

Amos Quito: I once saw a guy drink beer out of a coke can.


ib4.huluim.com

Dennis: Oh. you put wine in the soda can?
Dee: You didn't know did you?
Dennis: That is good.
Charlie: Ahh, you stole Frank's idea.
 
2013-10-02 01:45:32 PM

Amos Quito: I once saw a guy drink beer out of a coke can.


Visit a college campus after dark. If you see a student walking around with a Big Gulp odds are it isn't just Coke in there.
 
2013-10-02 01:45:40 PM

fluffy2097: naturalbornposer: Vaporizers work. Minimal odor.

Vaporizers are not E-cigarettes.

/keep wasting your weed though.


They're essentially the same. An electronic element heats the desired compound to a temperature which vaporizes the active ingredient(s). This temperature is different for different substances. While the temp generated by e-cigs may not be set the same, I'm sure it could be.

For the record, I don't like weed. I don't like anything about. But I don't think we need to waste time persecuting people who like it. My feelings are the same about crack, but I DO believe in persecuting the crimes that often result. From crack. Not weed.
 
2013-10-02 01:45:55 PM

lewismarktwo: I'll give him a hint: search for 'carboxylize'. It's kinda like a precooked meal. The Ecig is the microwave/toaster oven.


To be honest, being high in public is the worst thing ever.

Ohh! Let me take a drug that's going to make me more absent minded, paranoid, and self conscious then I already am in public! That sound's like an AWESOME time!
 
2013-10-02 01:46:02 PM

Amos Quito: I once saw a guy drink beer out of a coke can.


I once saw a guy drink beer out of a vagina. It's amazing what they can make in those things.
 
2013-10-02 01:46:08 PM

EvilEgg: scottydoesntknow: Sgt. Sicilian says the same features that make e-cigarettes attractive to legitimate users, make them ideal for drug-users.

Who the f*ck cares? I used to shake out the tobacco of old cigarettes because I was terrible at rolling joints.

Anyone standing next to you or around you or knows you, they are not suspecting you of smoking an illegal narcotic, because there's no odor that comes with it." Sgt. Sicilian said.

So if you don't know they're getting high by the smell, and can't tell their high by their actions, who the f*ck cares?!

Somebody may be enjoying themselves in a way I don't approve of.


Never go against a sicillian when death is on the line!

/asyouwish.gif
 
2013-10-02 01:46:23 PM
Semi-related cool story sis..
This past weekend my busband was smoking an e-cig at an outdoor wedding reception. From across the huge lawn a woman came practically running up to him waving her hands in the air, coughing and gasping and told him his smoking was making her asthma flare up and he had better put it out NOW.
We laughed. Sadly, she is family now.
 
2013-10-02 01:46:32 PM

Amos Quito: I once saw a guy drink beer out of a coke can.


And that guy was me.
 
2013-10-02 01:46:52 PM
"It's very concerning," says Sgt. Sicilian. "And it should be concerning to the public. Because a person could be in the car next to you, you think they're smoking an e-cigarette or a regular cigarette, and they're smoking narcotics."

Goddamn right it's very concerning!  If that jazz musician in the car next to you is smoking the dangerous narcotic devil weed, and you happen to be a white woman, it's a guarantee that you'll be raped right there in the street.

Why the hell isn't anyone thinking of the children here??  There's a reason they call it "dope" people!
 
2013-10-02 01:47:08 PM
Sgt. Sicilian says the same features that make e-cigarettes attractive to legitimate users, make them ideal for drug-users.

So smoking a narcotic alkaloid, nicotine, which kills more Americans each year than WWII, the Great one, is legitimate, but tetrahydrocannabinol isn't.

Makes sense to me. If I had a job carrying out all that baggage though, I'd looking into being a porter or valet, sometimes the uniforms are prettier.
 
2013-10-02 01:47:09 PM

fluffy2097: lewismarktwo: I'll give him a hint: search for 'carboxylize'. It's kinda like a precooked meal. The Ecig is the microwave/toaster oven.

To be honest, being high in public is the worst thing ever.


Hahaha, sounds like you just hate being out in public to begin with.
 
2013-10-02 01:47:51 PM
Ha Ha
Cops have never told you the truth about drugs marijuana.
Why would you believe this uninformed, ignorant crap now?

Do NOT tell the cops that you can eat MJ! No smell. No smoke at alllll.

Just more flame up the public.

But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
 
2013-10-02 01:48:49 PM

vudukungfu: Could someone 'splain to me how that works?
You need like hash oil to do this?
Or doesn't that get cloggy?
how do you clean the residue out when it clogs?


You can get the e-cigs filled with hash oil at dispensaries if you live in MMJ state or you can buy a specific e-cig looking pen vaporizer for wax/oil/budders (like Grenco G Pen or similar) from any head shop or websites like Vapor Nation.
 
2013-10-02 01:48:56 PM

GanjSmokr: "It's very concerning," says Sgt. Sicilian. "And it should be concerning to the public. Because a person could be in the car next to you, you think they're smoking an e-cigarette or a regular cigarette, and they're smoking narcotics."

Goddamn right it's very concerning!  If that jazz musician in the car next to you is smoking the dangerous narcotic devil weed, and you happen to be a white woman, it's a guarantee that you'll be raped right there in the street.

Why the hell isn't anyone thinking of the children here??  There's a reason they call it "dope" people!


No, "they" call hard drugs dope, dope.
 
2013-10-02 01:49:53 PM

Amos Quito: I once saw a guy drink beer out of a coke can.


When I was a kid my dad had a brilliant idea to get away with drinking beer in public. He'd buy us pop and then put the beer in the pop cans and then put our pop in his beer cans. So it looked like he was drinking a soft drink, while it looked like my brother and I were drinking beer.

You may think that you have found a flaw in this cunning plan ("look at that guy, letting his kids drink beer!") but my dad cleverly planned ahead... if anyone complained about us drinking beer he'd have us pour out a little bit of pop... "see, it's just a soft drink, they thought it would be cool to drink it out of a beer can...."

To this day I am disappointed that Dr. Pepper doesn't have that beery aftertaste that I had come to enjoy.
 
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