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(Ron Paul)   If Ron Paul ever struck you as a used car salesman. . .well   (ronpaulinstitute.org) divider line 33
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2013-10-02 08:17:51 AM  
Only a true idiot would call a Chevette "cute'

ANd if he had any brains, he would have bought a Toyota.
 
2013-10-02 09:20:03 AM  
Well... I have thought of striking Ron Paul with a used car a couple of times

/so, close
 
2013-10-02 10:02:03 AM  
RONPAUL always struck not so much 'slimy liar' as 'adorably retarded'
 
2013-10-02 10:08:24 AM  
For you youngsters: Chevettes are entirely pieces of shiat.
 
2013-10-02 10:08:52 AM  
>The proceeds will be used to fund the work of the Ron Paul Institute for Peace and Prosperity

"... and fund my next car purchase - a 1981 Chevrolet Chevette."
 
2013-10-02 10:16:15 AM  
You're dead now Ron. You can't come back. You'd still be alive if you drove a Cadillac.
 
2013-10-02 10:16:25 AM  
 The proceeds will be used to fund the work of the Ron Paul Institute for Peace and Prosperity. That's the one that outrages the neocons, so you know it is important.
 
2013-10-02 10:17:51 AM  

GoodyearPimp: For you youngsters: Chevettes are entirely pieces of shiat.


This truth I know from experience, having to borrow my Dad's Chevette as a teenager during the late 80's.

/Dad's Chevette sounds like a good name for a band
 
2013-10-02 10:19:09 AM  
www.ronpaulinstitute.org
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2013-10-02 10:21:54 AM  

sprawl15: RONPAUL always struck not so much 'slimy liar' as 'adorably retarded'


Same here. He seems like a slightly senile old uncle who REALLY means well and nobody has the heart to tell him he is full of crap.
 
2013-10-02 10:22:24 AM  
I support him.
 
2013-10-02 10:29:00 AM  
I assume the Paulmobile doesn't have seatbelts.
 
2013-10-02 10:31:06 AM  

CavalierEternal: I assume the Paulmobile doesn't have seatbelts.


Runs on leaded fuel.
 
2013-10-02 10:33:16 AM  

GoodyearPimp: For you youngsters: Chevettes are entirely pieces of shiat.


Hey now! My first car was a used 1986 Chevette. It was damn near indestructible. Plus, I could put the back seat down and fool around with my girlfriend.
 
2013-10-02 10:33:27 AM  

sprawl15: CavalierEternal: I assume the Paulmobile doesn't have seatbelts.

Runs on leaded fuel.



Diesel conversion.  No spark plugs.  Spark plugs are for gas-holes.
 
2013-10-02 10:33:52 AM  

sprawl15: CavalierEternal: I assume the Paulmobile doesn't have seatbelts.

Runs on leaded fuel.


But has a windbag in place of air-bags
 
2013-10-02 10:41:37 AM  
Let us never forget Art Grindle, former Florida State Legislator, Republican and Used Car Salesman.

His TV commercials were bug-nuts-crazy, but not as crazy as the reality of him being elected to office. However, this is Florida, so why not?

He turned out to be a nice guy, founded the Florida Lemon Law among other things. Sad thing is that he would probably be considered a RINO these days.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/06/17/1100739/-RIP-Art-Grindle
 
2013-10-02 10:42:14 AM  

GoodyearPimp: For you youngsters: Chevettes are entirely pieces of shiat.


I once hit 75 miles an hour down hill in mine.  She wasn't built for those kinds of speeds.
 
2013-10-02 10:43:58 AM  
You know who else was a used car salesman?

That's right, Cobra Commander.
 
2013-10-02 10:44:08 AM  

SpectroBoy: sprawl15: RONPAUL always struck not so much 'slimy liar' as 'adorably retarded'

Same here. He seems like a slightly senile old uncle who REALLY means well and nobody has the heart to tell him he is full of crap.


Except for a special little boy that he begat. Ron is harmless and even though I think he is full of crap, harmless loonies like him are good for politics. His economic policies are pants on head stupid, but his presidential campaigns did bring to light a glaring weakness. Despite having fairly decent grass roots support, he couldn't get a seat at the table. I think that kind of thing is all sorts of wrong.
 
2013-10-02 10:45:35 AM  

Glenford: GoodyearPimp: For you youngsters: Chevettes are entirely pieces of shiat.

Hey now! My first car was a used 1986 Chevette. It was damn near indestructible. Plus, I could put the back seat down and fool around with my girlfriend.


Another truth, verified by myself as well. Somewhat cramped, but serviceable.
 
2013-10-02 10:54:11 AM  
Tip O'Neill, the powerful House speaker, was advocating gasoline rationing for the rest of us, while he was chauffeured around in a Lincoln, all at taxpayer expense. And no waiting in gasoline lines for him, nor paying for it: he had his own pump in the House garage.

Funny how 3rd in line to leader of the free world gets congressionally approved special treatment.

EABOD you disengenuous hack.
 
2013-10-02 10:58:55 AM  

fiddle-faddle: His TV commercials were bug-nuts-crazy, but not as crazy as the reality of him being elected to office. However, this is Florida, so why not?

LOW LOW PRICES!

ftfy
 
2013-10-02 10:58:59 AM  

fiddle-faddle: Glenford: GoodyearPimp: For you youngsters: Chevettes are entirely pieces of shiat.

Hey now! My first car was a used 1986 Chevette. It was damn near indestructible. Plus, I could put the back seat down and fool around with my girlfriend.

Another truth, verified by myself as well. Somewhat cramped, but serviceable.


Much like my girfirend at the time.

/ba dum tsh!
 
2013-10-02 11:05:21 AM  
images.wikia.com

Old Gil's getting third place in the primary vote tonight!
 
2013-10-02 11:20:25 AM  

PreMortem: Tip O'Neill, the powerful House speaker, was advocating gasoline rationing for the rest of us, while he was chauffeured around in a Lincoln, all at taxpayer expense. And no waiting in gasoline lines for him, nor paying for it: he had his own pump in the House garage.

Funny how 3rd in line to leader of the free world gets congressionally approved special treatment.

EABOD you disengenuous hack.


An important person gets preferential treatment?  I bet those lazy firemen don't have to buy the fuel for their trucks out of their pockets either.  Lousy elitists, always running red lights and making noise while a man can't even start a dumpster fire in peace.
 
2013-10-02 11:23:46 AM  
Not a Ron Paul supporter, but they did get pretty good mileage...

imageshack.us
 
2013-10-02 11:24:04 AM  

roddack: fiddle-faddle: His TV commercials were bug-nuts-crazy, but not as crazy as the reality of him being elected to office. However, this is Florida, so why not? LOW LOW PRICES!

ftfy


HE WANTS TO SELL YOU A CAR!!
 
2013-10-02 11:41:22 AM  

GoodyearPimp: For you youngsters: Chevettes are entirely pieces of shiat.


My dad maintained that the proper pronunciation of Chevette was "Shove It." Dad also maintained that the proper pronunciation of Coors was "Put that with the rest of the pee that came out of that damned pony."

I miss my dad.
 
2013-10-02 11:54:34 AM  
Ron Paul is selling old car driven by Ron Paul when he started really being Ron Paul on the national stage.

Ron Paul.
 
2013-10-02 11:55:07 AM  
What's wrong with driving a Corvette?

i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 01:10:20 PM  

Mister Bobo: Not a Ron Paul supporter, but they did get pretty good mileage...

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They were also the most recalled car of all time until the late 90's

/also the parts bin they built the Fiero from
 
2013-10-03 05:13:50 AM  

PreMortem: Tip O'Neill, the powerful House speaker, was advocating gasoline rationing for the rest of us, while he was chauffeured around in a Lincoln, all at taxpayer expense. And no waiting in gasoline lines for him, nor paying for it: he had his own pump in the House garage.

Funny how 3rd in line to leader of the free world gets congressionally approved special treatment.


What does Jan Björklund have to do with this?

/pro-tip: to be the "leader of the free world" you have to have a legitimate and free democracy
 
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