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(WTSP)   Protip: If you are a sports mascot who loses a bet thus getting pelted by paintballs, your costume will not protect your junk. With classic pic   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Jaguars, paintballs  
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8466 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2013 at 8:53 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-02 08:55:27 AM  
Chester Cheetoh finally loses his cool.
2013-10-02 08:56:48 AM  
Is that his costume, or the long underwear he wears UNDER his costume. 'Cause that's some serious furry failure right there.
2013-10-02 09:00:04 AM  
Their mascot is a pornographic Chester the Cheetoh? So, they've got that going for them...
2013-10-02 09:15:02 AM  
"No hard feelings"
"You shot me in the bollocks Tim."
"Yeah like I said, no hard feelings."
2013-10-02 09:15:27 AM

"Aw, nuts! What was I thinking?!"

2013-10-02 09:22:47 AM  
Oh this brings back childhood memories.  We played a game called Wall Ball.  All you needed was a tennis ball, a wall and multiple players.  Someone threw the ball, then it was caught barehanded and if dropped the person who dropped it had to sprint to the wall before someone threw the ball against the wall.  If the runner touched the wall first, he was fine.  If the ball beat him, he had to face the wall and take a pelting.  We all protected ourselves this way because a skillful player would purposely ricochet the ball into certain parts.

/I use the male pronouns because no girls would play
2013-10-02 10:04:16 AM

Who shoots a dude in the junk? That's just weak.
2013-10-02 10:13:43 AM  
Depends on the suit.  I used to be a mascot in college.  I had my clothes on.  Armor padding.  The Mascot "skin" then the clothes the mascot wore.

People would hit me all day long, especially kids and they would kick me in the groin.  I only felt that they were hitting me but there was almost no force.  Plus I had big wings on me so it wasn't a good idea to stand around hitting me because if I turned around quickly you get slammed to the side by my wings.
2013-10-02 11:00:00 AM  
He made a total points bet.  Against the Colts.  LOL
2013-10-02 12:52:57 PM  
Broncos fan LOL over here.
2013-10-02 12:53:44 PM  
They payed 5 bucks, they can aim where they want
2013-10-02 01:54:47 PM  
That would be a sad costume even for a high school team.
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