Hyjamon: Contestant 1: I will open the bidding at $32k a year salary for these 1,500 new pilots, Bob.Contestant 2: (looks at crowd) I will bid $10 an hour and max 29 hours a week to avoid paying healthcareContestant 3: I will bid $28k starting salaries, claim I cannot find pilots, then apply for H1B visasContestant 4: $1 Bob.Bob: ...and the winner is contestant #4, come on down.
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