Clemkadidlefark: ... and your Polar Fleece and your mountain bike, and it's tires; all your solar equipment; any leather shoes you own; anything with rubber or poly-synthetics. Anything that uses electricity. Etc Etc Etc. The only solution to an all green planet is to start collecting your own farts to power the single 12 watt bulb allowed, preferably recycled out of a mercury-less former CF bulb.
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