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(AZCentral)   Proof it's hard to look good in your mugshot. Especially when you're facing bestiality charges   (azcentral.com) divider line 44
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2013-10-02 08:38:51 AM  
So the one on the right is the horse?
 
2013-10-02 09:05:16 AM  
i1256.photobucket.com
I mean what would it's parents think?
 
2013-10-02 09:05:33 AM  
They all look ruff, especially the biatch on the right.
 
2013-10-02 09:07:40 AM  
FTFA   he branded his initials on a woman's vagina to signify "his property,"

That's one sick puppy.
 
2013-10-02 09:08:05 AM  
Jesus. What? With each other?
 
2013-10-02 09:09:09 AM  
www.mugshotalley.com
 
2013-10-02 09:09:32 AM  
"Jackson was initially taken into custody on Sept. 3 after an investigation revealed he branded his initials on a woman's vagina to signify "his property," the Sheriff's Office said. Jackson was "re-arrested" in the bestiality case. "

blog.angelatung.com
 
2013-10-02 09:11:05 AM  
i.azcentral.com
Is that Columbo in the middle?
 
2013-10-02 09:11:43 AM  
If you told me the woman on the right could be Tribett's sister.
 
2013-10-02 09:20:23 AM  

The_Original_Roxtar: "Jackson was initially taken into custody on Sept. 3 after an investigation revealed he branded his initials on a woman's vagina to signify "his property," the Sheriff's Office said. Jackson was "re-arrested" in the bestiality case. "

[blog.angelatung.com image 330x282]


I agree that it's technically wrong usage, but then again..   http://vaginatattoo.com
 
2013-10-02 09:22:15 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: The_Original_Roxtar: "Jackson was initially taken into custody on Sept. 3 after an investigation revealed he branded his initials on a woman's vagina to signify "his property," the Sheriff's Office said. Jackson was "re-arrested" in the bestiality case. "

[blog.angelatung.com image 330x282]

I agree that it's technically wrong usage, but then again..   http://vaginatattoo.com


Also NSFW, BNCW.
 
2013-10-02 09:27:35 AM  

WTFDYW: Also NSFW, BNCW.


I guess the web address might not be a big enough clue. yeah, sorry.
 
2013-10-02 09:30:25 AM  

BraveNewCheneyWorld: WTFDYW: Also NSFW, BNCW.

I guess the web address might not be a big enough clue. yeah, sorry.


No biggy where I work, I figured the same anyway. However, some folks don't compute sell in the morning.
 
2013-10-02 09:31:31 AM  

Crewmannumber6: [i1256.photobucket.com image 850x566]
I mean what would it's parents think?


That is a criminally underrated movie.
 
2013-10-02 09:36:01 AM  
Yeah, he looks a little ruff.
 
2013-10-02 09:50:24 AM  
ruff looking fu*kers
 
2013-10-02 09:51:02 AM  
Also known as Mary Kanitz the stone mason, Christopher Jackson the carpenter and Josephine Erickson the boat builder.
 
2013-10-02 09:55:28 AM  
I imagine the dog is trying to raise bail money for the one on the left.
 
2013-10-02 10:01:21 AM  
There's a clip in the movie Kinsey (about Alfred Kinsey, who basically founded the field of sexology) about a conversation when he was doing his sex survey.

Wardell Pomeroy: How old were you when you first engaged in sexual activity with a partner?
Research Subject: 14.
Wardell Pomeroy: How?
Research Subject: With horse.
Wardell Pomeroy: [pause] How often were you having intercourse with animals at age 14?
Research Subject: [stunned] It's true. I farked a pony. You are genius, how did you know?
Wardell Pomeroy: You just said you had
[pause]
Wardell Pomeroy: sex with horse.
Research Subject: Nooo... Whores, not horse, *whores*.
 
2013-10-02 10:10:30 AM  
thumbs.mugshots.com

Blücher
 
2013-10-02 10:13:21 AM  
Even the dog would put a bag over the head of the one on the right
 
2013-10-02 10:22:06 AM  

vygramul: If you told me the woman on the right could be Tribett's sister.


More like a trilobite's sister, amirite?
 
2013-10-02 10:25:39 AM  
Ahhh... livin' life to its fullest! YOLO!
 
2013-10-02 10:28:01 AM  

Callous: FTFA   he branded his initials on a woman's vagina to signify "his property,"

That's one sick puppy.


The farking animal!
 
2013-10-02 10:32:52 AM  

bearded clamorer: Blücher


Winnar!
 
2013-10-02 10:34:34 AM  
Back in my younger and dumber days, I was put in a position where a mugshot was taken, and it was terrible. When I went in for my proper processing and whatnot, I had on a nice shirt, tie, and a bigass* smile. On the day I had to report to jail, they brought up my photo to make sure the correct person was being admitted, and said "DAMN, why are you looking so happy?".

I told 'em I knew they always used the most recent mugshot, so I wanted to make damn sure I negated the previous one of me lookin' like Nick Nolte.

*xkcd. I know
 
2013-10-02 10:42:49 AM  
It's not cheating if it's your own dog....
 
2013-10-02 10:51:27 AM  
She's a bit haggard but c'mon guys, bestiality charge?
 
2013-10-02 10:58:09 AM  

bearded clamorer: [thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]

Blücher


www.tinroofstables.com
 
2013-10-02 11:08:42 AM  

bearded clamorer: [thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]

Blücher


Or maybe, Debbie Downer.  She's not in her "happy place", for sure.
 
2013-10-02 11:18:38 AM  
"Cookies must be enabled on your browser to view this site."

Screw you.
 
gja
2013-10-02 11:33:11 AM  
"Javascript required"
Go eat Sh#t and die.......
 
2013-10-02 11:36:50 AM  
All three of them? That must be one sexy ass German Shepherd!

/ewwwwwwwwwww
 
2013-10-02 11:52:24 AM  
My roomate told me that one of the reason she broke up with her bf was she found a LOT of beastiality porn on his PC. Not the "Ha ha look at this , omg gross" clips just for a laugh but some straight up freaky stuff. I laughed for a bit then I said "Hey didnt he want you to bring your cat over to play with his?" She gave me a grossed look and went "Ewwwwwwwwwwww" I really enjoy messing with her head.
 
2013-10-02 11:56:50 AM  

groppet: My roomate told me that one of the reason she broke up with her bf was she found a LOT of beastiality porn on his PC. Not the "Ha ha look at this , omg gross" clips just for a laugh but some straight up freaky stuff. I laughed for a bit then I said "Hey didnt he want you to bring your cat over to play with his?" She gave me a grossed look and went "Ewwwwwwwwwwww" I really enjoy messing with her head.


Go on...
 
2013-10-02 01:51:53 PM  
Woof means NO.
 
2013-10-02 02:06:51 PM  
Most dogs have higher standards than that. I feel sorry for the dog.
 
2013-10-02 02:51:02 PM  

floggingworks: She's a bit haggard but c'mon guys, bestiality charge?


neigh right
 
2013-10-02 03:04:32 PM  
This probably wouldnt happen if the aminals hid their shame.

www.fancynancys.com
 
2013-10-02 03:57:13 PM  
Wow, and the town of Enumclaw wasn't even mentioned.
 
2013-10-02 04:10:05 PM  
img.fark.net

So, George Bush and Bruce Willis had a love-child and he's into penis-ing ugly women and dogs?
 
2013-10-02 10:43:58 PM  

bearded clamorer: [thumbs.mugshots.com image 400x500]

Blücher


Thanks for the HUGE laugh.

//whinnyneigh
 
2013-10-03 02:15:17 AM  
The lady on the right looks upset for some reason. Or at least I hope she is.
 
2013-10-03 11:38:34 AM  

Gayzilla: The lady on the right looks upset for some reason. Or at least I hope she is.


She lost her dog.
 
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