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(ABC)   Actual AP headline: "George Clooney Hopes Government Shutdown Ends Soon"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 25
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2013-10-02 07:07:42 AM  
If they're going to poll everyone in the nation individually, it'll take a while.
 
2013-10-02 07:09:27 AM  
I know I, for one, was up late last night worrying about George Clooney's opinion if the shutdown.

Thank you AP, for this timely and important reporting.

/Okay, so a sick child had more to do with my lack of sleep and punchiness.
//Somewhere in DC or at Fox News two assholes just fist bumped proclaiming, "Fark yeah we pissed off Clooney!"
 
2013-10-02 07:09:28 AM  
Clooney made the comments at the New York premiere of his new film, "Gravity."

Just imagine the mindset of the reporter who asked him this question. "Oh man, he's going to assume that I'm just going to ask him about the film or his next project or whatever, but I'm going to see two steps ahead! I'm going to ask him his thoughts on the government shutdown, and tie it in to NASA losing funding, and hence this movie! It's genius, no one will see it coming! MSNBC, here I come!"
 
2013-10-02 07:15:12 AM  
What does George Clooney think of Chili's Fried Chicken Salad?
 
2013-10-02 07:21:40 AM  

Alphax: If they're going to poll everyone in the nation individually, it'll take a while.


I'm holding out for Sylvester Stallone's opinion.

/ Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
 
2013-10-02 07:22:55 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: What does George Clooney think of Chili's Fried Chicken Salad?


He's against it and wants to promote said hate, but doesn't have any suggestions.
 
2013-10-02 07:23:09 AM  
Local Area Man George Clooney?
 
2013-10-02 07:30:42 AM  
I want to hear character actor Mark Margolis's take on this.
 
2013-10-02 07:33:43 AM  
Quick, someone ask Clint Eastwood what he thinks of the Shutdown! Oh, wait... Clint is too busy ranting at a chair to answer the question.
 
2013-10-02 07:42:47 AM  
I can't sleep until I find out what the former child actor who played "Eddie" on "The Courtship of Eddie's Father" thinks.
 
2013-10-02 07:49:03 AM  
But what does DANNY GLOVER think?
 
2013-10-02 07:49:53 AM  

Jackson Herring: But what does DANNY GLOVER think?


He thinks he's too damn old for this shiate.
 
2013-10-02 07:50:10 AM  

Jackson Herring: But what does DANNY GLOVER think?


'I'm getting too old for this sh-'
 
2013-10-02 07:52:26 AM  
17 seconds.
 
2013-10-02 07:53:31 AM  
I am still waiting until Kimye weighs in on this. /black people don't care about slimdowns?
 
2013-10-02 08:02:03 AM  
We need Ja Rule to weigh in before I can know my feelings.

/Chapelle
 
2013-10-02 08:16:05 AM  

Ooba Tooba: I am still waiting until Kimye weighs in on this. /black people don't care about slimdowns?


It's that fatal inability to prevaricate regarding one's fondness for ample nether parts that trips them up every time.
 
2013-10-02 08:17:53 AM  
*look down*

*look up*
 
2013-10-02 08:21:53 AM  
What does Nick Nolte think of this matter? What about Danny Kaye? Jerry Lewis?

Anyone?
 
2013-10-02 08:26:35 AM  
Phew!  Thanks, AP!  I was wishing Clooney would weigh in with his opinion on the shutdown.  Wishing upon a STAR!!!
 
2013-10-02 08:45:45 AM  
Starstruck much AP, ABC?
 
2013-10-02 09:27:06 AM  
Clooney is possibly one of the biggest douches on the planet.
 
2013-10-02 10:00:51 AM  

machoprogrammer: Clooney is possibly one of the biggest douches on the planet.


LOLWUT?
 
2013-10-02 11:14:43 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-10-02 11:40:21 AM  
i.imgur.com

Budget problem solved.
 
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