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(Washington Post)   "Did you try turning it off and on again?" Why yes, we have. Here is a complete list of US Government shutdowns   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 5
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2013-10-02 07:36:42 AM  
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UsikFark:

It's like watching a little kid try to hold his breath until he DIES.

.... and when that kid dies, his parents blame the kid that is not holding its breath.

A better analogy:

Dems: "Sandwiches for everyone!"
GOP: "No, no sandwiches for everyone!"
Dems: "Sandwiches for Everyone!"
US Prez: "I agree with Dems"
SCOTUS: "I agree with US Prez and Dems"
GOP: "I'm holding my breath until you all agree with me!"
*GOP dies from suffocation*
GOP's Parents: "Why did my poor little helpless GOP  have to die?? Why were you all so cruel to GOP??"
2013-10-02 07:52:16 AM  
1 votes:

dittybopper: Maybe we should just wipe the drive and re-install the operating system clean.


If only it worked that way.

/Why do we keep electing stubborn anti-progress a holes?
//Right, congress is the opposite of progress.
2013-10-02 07:44:43 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe we should just wipe the drive and re-install the operating system clean.
2013-10-02 07:28:45 AM  
1 votes:

WGJ: From what I've gathered in all of this is the republicans caused the shutdown, but the democrats are enjoying it more.


It's like watching a little kid try to hold his breath until he DIES.
2013-10-02 07:07:21 AM  
1 votes:
And not one elected official will be inconvenienced in the slightest.

I think that this 'shutdown' will be the one that causes people to realize how inconsequential many elective federal services are.

F8ck Mitch, John, Harry, Nancy and Barry anyway. They've all done nothing for the past five years (Nancy and Harry go back longer) but create the most partisan federal government in forever.
 
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