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(Lacrosse Tribune)   ♪ Shot through the heart ♪ And you're to blame ♪ You give nail guns ♪ A bad name   (lacrossetribune.com) divider line 37
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2013-10-02 02:30:54 AM
HOTY.
 
2013-10-02 02:31:57 AM

some_beer_drinker: HOTY.


Good... I dunno about HOTY, but it's good.
 
2013-10-02 02:35:37 AM
I think he got the point.
 
2013-10-02 02:37:09 AM
zaccupples.files.wordpress.com
Nail guns don't kill people...
 
2013-10-02 02:46:29 AM
Wow, I get to post this twice! A friend of mine had an ex-bf try to kill himself in her yard w/a nail gun. Shot himself in the head three times and still lived!
 
2013-10-02 02:49:41 AM
Was he hammered?
 
2013-10-02 02:55:42 AM
Get on the helicopter John!
 
2013-10-02 02:57:24 AM
Subby,

A tortured pun made worse by the fact the bullet contradictorily missed.
 
2013-10-02 03:03:40 AM

some_beer_drinker: HOTY.


You mean you hot with that poor guy?
 
2013-10-02 03:21:25 AM

tomerson: Subby,

A tortured pun made worse by the fact the bullet contradictorily missed.


There was a pun?
 
2013-10-02 03:58:08 AM
Scary tag indeed -  that they needed to sound out the hospital phonetically:   img.fark.net
 
2013-10-02 03:59:20 AM
derp..I meant his town..
 
2013-10-02 04:42:28 AM
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2013-10-02 04:44:28 AM
gfx.quakeworld.nu

possible picture of the nailgun in question
 
2013-10-02 04:52:20 AM
Shooting at the walls of heatache...
 
2013-10-02 05:07:57 AM

kayanlau: [www.myconfinedspace.com image 451x640]


... is that Nathan Fillion?
 
2013-10-02 05:27:31 AM

some_beer_drinker: HOTY.


For ripping off a radio show Drew is on frequently? I think not.

/they rip off thread jokes
 
mhd
2013-10-02 05:36:58 AM

Rhino_man: ... is that Nathan Fillion?


...and Aria Giovanni?
 
2013-10-02 05:39:14 AM
damnit, i freaking hate bon jovi.
 
2013-10-02 05:42:45 AM
Man, f*ck a charge, this here's a gunpowder activated, 27 caliber, full auto, no kickback, nail-throwing mayhem, man. Sh*t right here's tight.  Word. F*ck this nailin' up boards, we could kill a couple motherf*ckers with this right here.
 
2013-10-02 06:44:41 AM

thamike: Man, f*ck a charge, this here's a gunpowder activated, 27 caliber, full auto, no kickback, nail-throwing mayhem, man. Sh*t right here's tight.  Word. F*ck this nailin' up boards, we could kill a couple motherf*ckers with this right here.


I came for the Snoop, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-02 06:44:52 AM

Rhino_man: ... is that Nathan Fillion?


mhd: ...and Aria Giovanni?


From this short. NSFWish.
 
2013-10-02 06:53:16 AM

mhd: Rhino_man: ... is that Nathan Fillion?

...and Aria Giovanni?


Yes and yes. You guys never watched PG Porn?
 
2013-10-02 07:15:21 AM
♪ OSHA ♪ OSHA ♪ OSHA ♪ OSHA
 
2013-10-02 07:29:48 AM

Abacus9: tomerson: Subby,

A tortured pun made worse by the fact the bullet contradictorily missed.

There was a pun?


No, no, not a pun.  What's that thing that's spelled the same backwards as forwards?
 
2013-10-02 07:32:00 AM
"You are the worst carpenter in the world!"

*Old SpiceTM ad jingle*
 
2013-10-02 07:32:32 AM
Where's the Danny Glover pics?
 
2013-10-02 07:39:27 AM

Rann Xerox: thamike: Man, f*ck a charge, this here's a gunpowder activated, 27 caliber, full auto, no kickback, nail-throwing mayhem, man. Sh*t right here's tight.  Word. F*ck this nailin' up boards, we could kill a couple motherf*ckers with this right here.

I came for the Snoop, leaving satisfied.


Indeed.

/how's my hair look?
 
2013-10-02 07:40:03 AM
We should require background checks on all nailgun purchases.
 
mhd
2013-10-02 07:46:23 AM

batlock666: Yes and yes. You guys never watched PG Porn?


Nope. And I don't think I'm even used to seeing pictures of Ms. Giovanni where I don't notice progressive JPEG rendering.
 
2013-10-02 08:18:11 AM
 
2013-10-02 09:10:15 AM

RedZoneTuba: Abacus9: tomerson: Subby,

A tortured pun made worse by the fact the bullet contradictorily missed.

There was a pun?

No, no, not a pun.  What's that thing that's spelled the same backwards as forwards?


Notlob.
 
2013-10-02 09:16:46 AM

Guadior42: RedZoneTuba: Abacus9: tomerson: Subby,

A tortured pun made worse by the fact the bullet contradictorily missed.

There was a pun?

No, no, not a pun.  What's that thing that's spelled the same backwards as forwards?

Notlob.


It's onomatopoeia.  Either that or synecdoche.  Or was it metonymy?
 
2013-10-02 09:23:31 AM

ksmith059: Scary tag indeed -  that they needed to sound out the hospital phonetically:   [img.fark.net image 850x112]


I do believe that's the name of the town, not the name of the hospital
 
2013-10-02 10:02:32 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: We should require background checks on all nailgun purchases.


And the nail guns should not be able to hold more than 7 nails at a time.  And serialize all the nails.  And make everyone get nail-gun permits.  It's for the children.  If you disagree with me it means that you approve of Newtown type mass shootings.
 
2013-10-02 10:08:18 AM

batlock666: mhd: Rhino_man: ... is that Nathan Fillion?

...and Aria Giovanni?

Yes and yes. You guys never watched PG Porn?


Well I have NOW.  Holy fark, that was hilarious.
 
2013-10-02 09:23:55 PM

Rhino_man: batlock666: mhd: Rhino_man: ... is that Nathan Fillion?

...and Aria Giovanni?

Yes and yes. You guys never watched PG Porn?

Well I have NOW.  Holy fark, that was hilarious.


You're welcome.
 
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