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2013-10-01 11:43:20 PM
Mynd you, møøse rydes Kan be pretty nasti
 
2013-10-01 11:45:24 PM
If it involves Moosehead first, no frikkin way

/dinner, maybe
 
2013-10-01 11:47:34 PM
What goddamned assholes.
 
2013-10-02 12:11:05 AM
Is that a sex thing?
 
2013-10-02 12:20:40 AM
Subby, are you illiterate? He merely tried to ride a cow moose.

AMERICA tough is riding a bull moose

www.history.com
 
2013-10-02 12:22:07 AM
As prey animals, moose are biologically programmed to fear and will attempt to escape from predators, including humans. Inability to escape a predator can cause moose extreme physical exhaustion and stress, and even death ...


That's groundbreaking new zoological data, thanks for that.
 
2013-10-02 12:22:41 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: What goddamned assholes.


THIS. X1000.

Why do people think wild animals are their personal play toys?
 
2013-10-02 12:23:27 AM
cryazone.com

I can't tell if that's Teddy Roosevelt or Bun E. Carlos
 
2013-10-02 12:25:42 AM
If it was just getting the boat close enough for an idiot to jump on the moose and then take off to let said idiot fend for himself, I'd almost say let 'em do it, Darwinism in action. That said, they should lose their boat permanently AND pay monstrous fines.
 
2013-10-02 12:27:26 AM
I can't believe I'm the Weeners this picture. You guyz are slacking.

weknowmemes.com
 
2013-10-02 12:33:50 AM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-10-02 12:35:00 AM

fusillade762: Is that a sex thing?


No.  He was just avenging his sister.
 
2013-10-02 12:36:01 AM

ciberido: fusillade762: Is that a sex thing?

No.  He was just avenging his sister.


Ok. Because my gf wanted me to kick his ass.
 
2013-10-02 12:37:05 AM
Mr. Berkowitz is shot, stuffed, and mounted at the New York Athletic Club.  And the joke is on them, 'cause it's restricted...
 
2013-10-02 12:38:41 AM
Just be sure to use a condom.
 
2013-10-02 12:45:31 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: What goddamned assholes.


took the words right out of my mouth...nasty habit, that.
 
2013-10-02 12:45:52 AM

Ed Willy: Subby, are you illiterate? He merely tried to ride a cow moose.

AMERICA tough is riding a bull moose

[www.history.com image 605x412]


bearded clamorer: [cryazone.com image 770x382]

I can't tell if that's Teddy Roosevelt or Bun E. Carlos


HotWingAgenda: I can't believe I'm the Weeners this picture. You guyz are slacking.

[weknowmemes.com image 499x395]


Fark you guys, I've got Tea Party Lincoln riding a grizzly bear.
img0.etsystatic.com

Not to mention Saint Ron the Ray Gun (Peace be upon Him!) riding a Velociraptor!
media.boingboing.net
 
2013-10-02 12:49:15 AM

bearded clamorer: I can't tell if that's Teddy Roosevelt or Bun E. Carlos


Its definitely not Rafael Cruz.
 
2013-10-02 12:50:00 AM
As prey animals, moose are biologically programmed to fear and will attempt to escape from predators, including humans.

Could have fooled me. I was charged by a bull moose once, and once the moose lost interest I collapsed and cried for my mama at the age of 25. I then set about changing my shorts.
 
2013-10-02 12:52:11 AM
 
2013-10-02 12:52:39 AM

Donnchadha: Mynd you, møøse rydes Kan be pretty nasti


Those responsible for that comment have been sacked.
 
2013-10-02 12:52:46 AM

Rhino_man: Ed Willy: Subby, are you illiterate? He merely tried to ride a cow moose.

AMERICA tough is riding a bull moose

[www.history.com image 605x412]

bearded clamorer: [cryazone.com image 770x382]

I can't tell if that's Teddy Roosevelt or Bun E. Carlos

HotWingAgenda: I can't believe I'm the Weeners this picture. You guyz are slacking.

[weknowmemes.com image 499x395]

Fark you guys, I've got Tea Party Lincoln riding a grizzly bear.


Not to mention Saint Ron the Ray Gun (Peace be upon Him!) riding a Velociraptor!


I thought republicans didn't believe in dinosaurs?
 
2013-10-02 12:56:22 AM
And you're not Canadian gay until you have sex with a bear.

1.bp.blogspot.com

 
2013-10-02 12:59:05 AM

dickfreckle: Could have fooled me. I was charged by a bull moose once, and once the moose lost interest I collapsed and cried for my mama at the age of 25. I then set about changing my shorts.


Yeah, moose will seriously fark people up on land. These guys should be punished by being dropped by helicopter into the middle of a bunch of bull moose during mating season, or between a female and her young.

Best i've heard is a bull moose sending someone ~15 feet into the air with an antler launch. Perhaps we can break that record.
 
2013-10-02 01:01:33 AM

Rhino_man: Ed Willy: Subby, are you illiterate? He merely tried to ride a cow moose.

AMERICA tough is riding a bull moose

[www.history.com image 605x412]

bearded clamorer: [cryazone.com image 770x382]

I can't tell if that's Teddy Roosevelt or Bun E. Carlos

HotWingAgenda: I can't believe I'm the Weeners this picture. You guyz are slacking.

[weknowmemes.com image 499x395]

Fark you guys, I've got Tea Party Lincoln riding a grizzly bear.


Not to mention Saint Ron the Ray Gun (Peace be upon Him!) riding a Velociraptor!


"Tea party Lincoln" is the least likely part of that drawing
 
2013-10-02 01:01:58 AM

HotWingAgenda: I can't believe I'm the Weeners this picture. You guyz are slacking.

[weknowmemes.com image 499x395]


During the next Fark congressional session, I'm putting to vote that Teddy Roosevelt be the Final Boss of the Internet. There will be some detractors who will take it to court, but will be summarily mocked and pelted with horse manure.
 
2013-10-02 01:06:56 AM
Now watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
 
2013-10-02 01:09:04 AM
There's a moose in my house,
I thought it was a deer.
There's a moose in my house,
but now it's very clear.
There's a moose in my house,
moose moose in my house.
 
2013-10-02 01:15:20 AM
You're not a Canadian tough asshat until you ride a wild moose, eh

FTFY, subby.
 
2013-10-02 01:18:47 AM

the_rhino: Rhino_man: Ed Willy: Subby, are you illiterate? He merely tried to ride a cow moose.

AMERICA tough is riding a bull moose

[www.history.com image 605x412]

bearded clamorer: [cryazone.com image 770x382]

I can't tell if that's Teddy Roosevelt or Bun E. Carlos

HotWingAgenda: I can't believe I'm the Weeners this picture. You guyz are slacking.

[weknowmemes.com image 499x395]

Fark you guys, I've got Tea Party Lincoln riding a grizzly bear.


Not to mention Saint Ron the Ray Gun (Peace be upon Him!) riding a Velociraptor!

I thought republicans didn't believe in dinosaurs?


Of course they believe in dinosaurs, silly... they just think that they existed in the time before The Flood.

Also... RHINO FIGHT!
img.posterlounge.de
 
2013-10-02 01:27:48 AM

Rhino_man: the_rhino: Rhino_man: Ed Willy: Subby, are you illiterate? He merely tried to ride a cow moose.

AMERICA tough is riding a bull moose

[www.history.com image 605x412]

bearded clamorer: [cryazone.com image 770x382]

I can't tell if that's Teddy Roosevelt or Bun E. Carlos

HotWingAgenda: I can't believe I'm the Weeners this picture. You guyz are slacking.

[weknowmemes.com image 499x395]

Fark you guys, I've got Tea Party Lincoln riding a grizzly bear.


Not to mention Saint Ron the Ray Gun (Peace be upon Him!) riding a Velociraptor!

I thought republicans didn't believe in dinosaurs?

Of course they believe in dinosaurs, silly... they just think that they existed in the time before The Flood.

Also... RHINO FIGHT!


www.rawstory.com
 
2013-10-02 01:32:21 AM

J. Frank Parnell: dickfreckle: Could have fooled me. I was charged by a bull moose once, and once the moose lost interest I collapsed and cried for my mama at the age of 25. I then set about changing my shorts.

Yeah, moose will seriously fark people up on land. These guys should be punished by being dropped by helicopter into the middle of a bunch of bull moose during mating season, or between a female and her young.

Best i've heard is a bull moose sending someone ~15 feet into the air with an antler launch. Perhaps we can break that record.


I was what I thought was at an appropriate distance, merely admiring the animal (I'm from freakin' New Orleans, when would I see a bull moose again?). And he was cool at first. Just sort of looked at me, dismissed me, and then went about lazily roaming around. I must have balked or something because without warning and without noise but the pounding of his legs on the ground, the magnificent bastard made it clear that I was farking with his turf. The chase wasn't long, but as with all traumatic moments in life it felt like an eternity. And I would've qualified for the Olympics with that sprint. Not to mention the leaping over obstacles and bizarre sure-footedness my goofy ass has never had since

Look man, I've commuted on a motorcycle in rush hour or drunken city commuter traffic for years. Not scared. Jumped out of some airplanes. Not scared. Had a gun pulled on me in a robbery - scared but did not soil myself.

I actually pissed my pants this time. Decorum prevents me from listing the other unintended contents of my shorts. Into the fire they went Stayed in camp (was alone and unarmed, because I'm a genius) for the night but couldn't sleep even though I know moose aren't known for showing up and stealing your soul.
 
2013-10-02 01:54:57 AM

HighOnCraic: Mr. Berkowitz is shot, stuffed, and mounted at the New York Athletic Club.  And the joke is on them, 'cause it's restricted...


I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow:  two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
 
2013-10-02 01:55:20 AM
Where is he when you need him?indianapublicmedia.org
 
2013-10-02 01:58:36 AM
After circling the moose, the boat went to shore and returned shortly after with three other adult dumbfark passengers.
 

FTFY, article.
 
2013-10-02 02:15:49 AM

fusillade762: Is that a sex thing?


mitchieville.com
 
2013-10-02 02:31:03 AM

illannoyin: fusillade762: Is that a sex thing?

[mitchieville.com image 395x700]


I would further investigate what a Moosehead is... but I'm at work.
 
2013-10-02 02:56:27 AM

Rhino_man: Ed Willy: Subby, are you illiterate? He merely tried to ride a cow moose.

AMERICA tough is riding a bull moose

[www.history.com image 605x412]

bearded clamorer: [cryazone.com image 770x382]

I can't tell if that's Teddy Roosevelt or Bun E. Carlos

HotWingAgenda: I can't believe I'm the Weeners this picture. You guyz are slacking.

[weknowmemes.com image 499x395]

Fark you guys, I've got Tea Party Lincoln riding a grizzly bear.
[img0.etsystatic.com image 570x320]

Not to mention Saint Ron the Ray Gun (Peace be upon Him!) riding a Velociraptor!
[media.boingboing.net image 850x478]


www.dailysquib.co.uk

You got nothing dude!
 
2013-10-02 03:33:33 AM

mr_fulano: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM


Thats one of the coolest things I've seen all year, thanks for the laugh!
 
2013-10-02 04:57:55 AM

dickfreckle: J. Frank Parnell: dickfreckle: Could have fooled me. I was charged by a bull moose once, and once the moose lost interest I collapsed and cried for my mama at the age of 25. I then set about changing my shorts.

Yeah, moose will seriously fark people up on land. These guys should be punished by being dropped by helicopter into the middle of a bunch of bull moose during mating season, or between a female and her young.

Best i've heard is a bull moose sending someone ~15 feet into the air with an antler launch. Perhaps we can break that record.

I was what I thought was at an appropriate distance, merely admiring the animal (I'm from freakin' New Orleans, when would I see a bull moose again?). And he was cool at first. Just sort of looked at me, dismissed me, and then went about lazily roaming around. I must have balked or something because without warning and without noise but the pounding of his legs on the ground, the magnificent bastard made it clear that I was farking with his turf. The chase wasn't long, but as with all traumatic moments in life it felt like an eternity. And I would've qualified for the Olympics with that sprint. Not to mention the leaping over obstacles and bizarre sure-footedness my goofy ass has never had since

Look man, I've commuted on a motorcycle in rush hour or drunken city commuter traffic for years. Not scared. Jumped out of some airplanes. Not scared. Had a gun pulled on me in a robbery - scared but did not soil myself.

I actually pissed my pants this time. Decorum prevents me from listing the other unintended contents of my shorts. Into the fire they went Stayed in camp (was alone and unarmed, because I'm a genius) for the night but couldn't sleep even though I know moose aren't known for showing up and stealing your soul.


thanks for the chuckles, young man
 
2013-10-02 06:07:54 AM
Ride ride ride the wild moose
Ride ride ride the wild moose
Ride ride ride the wild moose
Gotta take that one last ride

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DvOsfL7n7M
 
2013-10-02 07:41:44 AM

lasercannon: And you're not Canadian gay until you have sex with a bear.[1.bp.blogspot.com image 200x300]


Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer.
 
2013-10-02 07:51:00 AM
As prey animals, moose are biologically programmed to fear and will attempt to escape from predators, including humans. Inability to escape a predator can cause moose extreme physical exhaustion and stress, and even death, the ministry said.

They also added, "So there was only one thing that I could do was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long"...
 
2013-10-02 08:03:38 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: What goddamned assholes.

 
2013-10-02 08:33:23 AM

illannoyin: fusillade762: Is that a sex thing?


But are any of those filthy canadian sex acts as filthy as a "Rusty Venture"
 
2013-10-02 08:42:04 AM

Donnchadha: Mynd you, møøse rydes Kan be pretty nasti


I submitted this yesterday with the headline :"Møøse bøats Kan be pretty nasti" but rejected as usual. No way this site sees a thin dime from me ever.

//butthurt
 
2013-10-02 08:51:56 AM

the_rhino: Rhino_man: Ed Willy: Subby, are you illiterate? He merely tried to ride a cow moose.

AMERICA tough is riding a bull moose

[www.history.com image 605x412]

bearded clamorer: [cryazone.com image 770x382]

I can't tell if that's Teddy Roosevelt or Bun E. Carlos

HotWingAgenda: I can't believe I'm the Weeners this picture. You guyz are slacking.

[weknowmemes.com image 499x395]

Fark you guys, I've got Tea Party Lincoln riding a grizzly bear.


Not to mention Saint Ron the Ray Gun (Peace be upon Him!) riding a Velociraptor!

I thought republicans didn't believe in dinosaurs?


I thought republicans were dinosaurs.
 
2013-10-02 09:26:12 AM
As a proud Canadian, who loves all animals, I say we drop these asshats into a cold lake, then make them swim to shore surrounded by boats circling them until they are too exhausted to swim anymore. See how they like it. Then throw their asses in jail. Asshats.
 
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