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2013-10-02 12:11:55 AM
cl.jroo.me
 
2013-10-02 12:19:57 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-02 12:28:28 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-02 12:28:45 AM
Please let that be a premature baby holding those things.  A midget premature baby.
 
2013-10-02 12:38:48 AM
fark you subby, fark you right in the ass!
 
2013-10-02 12:39:55 AM
Can you imagine, one of those things clinging to the bottom side of your toilet seat in the morning?
 
2013-10-02 12:43:29 AM
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2013-10-02 12:52:19 AM
Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.

WAT

I'm applying for a fully automatic rifle permit as we speak. I shall not leave the house without one ever again.
 
2013-10-02 01:00:37 AM
awesomegifs.com
 
2013-10-02 01:11:23 AM

ManateeGag: fark you subby, fark you right in the ass!


Hey, I stumbled onto this shiat somehow and I wasn't about to be saddled with that image by myself, I had no choice but to share.

/Subby
 
2013-10-02 01:25:03 AM

Beerguy: ManateeGag: fark you subby, fark you right in the ass!

Hey, I stumbled onto this shiat somehow and I wasn't about to be saddled with that image by myself, I had no choice but to share.

/Subby


Then fark you right in the ass! But since you're probably a The Oatmeal fan, we'll use lube.
 
2013-10-02 01:33:43 AM
I'm reading the article and, terrible as this creature is, it's on the other side of the Pacific Ocean.  Then:

Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.

They have their own FACEBOOK PAGE.

I guess the upside of this is how much more work I can get done now that I won't be sleeping.  Ever.
 
2013-10-02 01:40:55 AM

Godscrack: Can you imagine, one of those things clinging to the bottom side of your toilet seat in the morning?


That's not really their style. It's more of a spider thing.

i182.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-02 02:18:59 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
/kinda sorta obscure
 
2013-10-02 02:24:13 AM
cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com
 
2013-10-02 02:56:11 AM
media.salon.com
lol, wut?
 
2013-10-02 02:56:35 AM
Between these guys and Siafu ants I think it's high time we declared war on the insect kingdom.
 
2013-10-02 02:56:51 AM

Lorelle: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 144x236]
/kinda sorta obscure


davey??
 
2013-10-02 02:58:30 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-02 02:59:00 AM
You mean I can follow a link to an image that might scare the crap out of me, and is the same image in plain sight at the top of the article?

THANKS GAWKER!
 
2013-10-02 02:59:05 AM
*reminds self to keep tennis racket around when going outside*

Also, from the comments "So my role as the confounding millennial who sits on her exercise ball, cackling randomly throughout the day remains. So it remains." I hope a whole swarm attack that hipster douche.
 
2013-10-02 03:01:10 AM
I'm pretty sure you would have already heard by now if hornets larger than your thumb actually existed in the wild, and posed a threat to human beings.
 
2013-10-02 03:02:15 AM
I'm cool with those. They're big enough that I can defend myself with a tennis racket, cricket bat, or pretty much anything else. The critters I have a problem with are shiat like ticks, mosquitoes, centipedes, and brown recluses. The only defense from any of those is to be lucky enough not to be a target, because you can't just whack them away out of reflex - they're too small.
 
2013-10-02 03:07:40 AM
www.mydisguises.com

Disappointed :-(
 
2013-10-02 03:11:23 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-02 03:15:16 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-02 03:16:55 AM

some_beer_drinker: Lorelle: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 144x236]
/kinda sorta obscure

davey??


Nopey the Dog, from Gumby.

/nothing's obscure on Fark.
 
2013-10-02 03:17:56 AM
A fly landed on my arm as I was reading this. Nearly soiled myself.
 
2013-10-02 03:22:51 AM
The four hornets of the apocalypse. :(
 
2013-10-02 03:29:48 AM
I'm also getting a kick because in 36 hours I have to stick a 6 inch Emperor Scorpion in my pants, hop on a rola-bola, and juggle knives in front of a crowd in Midtown Atlanta.

/True Story
//EIP if anyone wants to see it live!
///Proud Carny.
////Yay Slashies!!!
 
2013-10-02 03:35:06 AM

Plush_Cthulhu: The four hornets of the apocalypse. :(


9:1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
9:2 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
9:3 And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.
9:4 And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.
9:5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
9:6 And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
9:7 And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.
9:8 And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.
9:9 And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
9:10 And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.
9:11 And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.

Revelation 9:1-11
 
2013-10-02 03:35:27 AM
As one who got stung multiple times checking out my Opas  corn silo ( he grew popcorn corn until the 80s ), I have to say- they do look beautiful. I wouldnt want to run into them, but they are rather cool creatures.IMHO
 
2013-10-02 03:38:39 AM
The battles between Japanese giant hornets and Japanese honey bees are intriguing. There's the take-out-the-fighters-before-they-can-report-back-to-the-Death-Star thing, and the completely-futile-but-utterly-selfless defense, and the this-will-nearly-kill-me-but-definitely-kill-you gambit.

Can only imagine what these things must sound like, some less than half that size sound like a damn Apache helicopter is closing in.
 
2013-10-02 03:39:24 AM
 
2013-10-02 03:43:43 AM

RatMaster999: Plush_Cthulhu: The four hornets of the apocalypse. :(

9:1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
9:2 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
9:3 And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.
9:4 And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.
9:5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
9:6 And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
9:7 And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.
9:8 And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.
9:9 And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
9:10 And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.
9:11 And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.

Revelation 9:1-11



And lo, I spake unto my friend Peter, Thy dealer hast provided unto us product of the utmost quality, and Peter laughed heartily and denied it not.
 
2013-10-02 03:43:44 AM
Just wait until I post my pics of the North Korean Spiderwasps that I took on vacation.
 
2013-10-02 03:47:01 AM
Hey baby, what's happening?

johnkennethmuir.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-02 03:51:36 AM

Cagey B: Godscrack: Can you imagine, one of those things clinging to the bottom side of your toilet seat in the morning?

That's not really their style. It's more of a spider thing.

[i182.photobucket.com image 850x478]


I'm sure you could have found a more obviously shopped image, but it would have been pretty tough. Still, I thank you. Even though someone is still bound to post clock spider here shortly...
 
2013-10-02 04:08:39 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-02 04:10:34 AM

SpdrJay: Just wait until I post my pics of the North Korean Spiderwasps that I took on vacation.


Why would you take North Korean Spiderwasps on vacation? Do they even like to drink?
 
2013-10-02 04:17:34 AM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: RatMaster999: Plush_Cthulhu: The four hornets of the apocalypse. :(

9:1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
9:2 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
9:3 And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.
9:4 And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.
9:5 And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
9:6 And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
9:7 And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.
9:8 And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.
9:9 And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
9:10 And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.
9:11 And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.

Revelation 9:1-11


And lo, I spake unto my friend Peter, Thy dealer hast provided unto us product of the utmost quality, and Peter laughed heartily and denied it not.


For it is a burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD.  The Lord God most high.
 
2013-10-02 04:27:22 AM

HotWingAgenda: SpdrJay: Just wait until I post my pics of the North Korean Spiderwasps that I took on vacation.

Why would you take North Korean Spiderwasps on vacation? Do they even like to drink?


They were wearing those silly Hawaiian shirts. I thought everyone would be amused.
 
2013-10-02 04:58:03 AM
Thank you.  I am now setting my monitor on fire, just to be safe.
 
2013-10-02 05:00:56 AM
just a lot of red crosses, for me. which is probably a blessing on balance
 
2013-10-02 05:25:34 AM
Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.
Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.
Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.


*rocks in a corner*
 
2013-10-02 05:26:06 AM
Couldn't sleep and thought, "Hey! Why not check out Fark since I'm bored?" *clicks link*

WHATINTHEMOTHERfarkINGHELLISTHAT?!
Thanks for the nightmare fuel, subby!

Nope. Nope. NOOOOOOOOOPE.
 
2013-10-02 05:37:34 AM

911Jenny: Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.
Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.
Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.


*rocks in a corner*


Better nuke Illinois from orbit.  Just to be sure.
 
2013-10-02 05:56:16 AM

xanadian: 911Jenny: Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.
Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.
Last summer, some Asian giant hornets were spotted in Illinois.


*rocks in a corner*

Better nuke Illinois from orbit.  Just to be sure.


I was going to say Chicago would be better off, but cockroaches ALWAYS survive.

/just look at Detroit
 
2013-10-02 06:03:39 AM
I'm sure there're just drones.
 
2013-10-02 06:13:18 AM
Quinn Mallory knows how they feel.
 
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