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(WLKY Louisville)   Cattle truck overturns, dumps cows all over interstate. Witnesses describe it as udder chaos   (wlky.com) divider line 56
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2013-10-01 07:36:40 PM  
All the bulls staggered during the accident but all were left standing though. Somebody asked them why and one of them responded "We bulls wobble but we don't fall down.".
 
2013-10-01 07:54:13 PM  
"I had reached over to get a pack of cigarettes out of the glove box and when I did I let the truck veer off the road just a little bit," said Mullins.

Smoking IS really hazardous to your health!
 
2013-10-01 08:14:58 PM  
That was no accident...those damn cows planned the whole thing.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-01 08:15:36 PM  
Steering problem.
 
2013-10-01 08:15:37 PM  

fusillade762: "I had reached over to get a pack of cigarettes out of the glove box and when I did I let the truck veer off the road just a little bit," said Mullins.

Smoking IS really hazardous to your health!


'King of the road...'
 
2013-10-01 08:16:18 PM  
A terribly mooving tail.
 
2013-10-01 08:20:25 PM  
We'll milk this for all it's worth.
 
2013-10-01 08:22:09 PM  
Yes, it was udder chaos.
 
2013-10-01 08:22:28 PM  

brerrabbit: All the bulls staggered during the accident but all were left standing though. Somebody asked them why and one of them responded "We bulls wobble but we don't fall down.".


You should feel bad.
 
2013-10-01 08:22:50 PM  
Someone's gotta go back and get a shiatload of dimes french fries.
 
2013-10-01 08:29:56 PM  
Never should have left the cow house...
 
2013-10-01 08:35:20 PM  
Emergency response A1 tankers are on the way.
 
2013-10-01 08:38:08 PM  
Don't halve a cow, man!
 
2013-10-01 08:40:48 PM  

megarian: brerrabbit: All the bulls staggered during the accident but all were left standing though. Somebody asked them why and one of them responded "We bulls wobble but we don't fall down.".

You should feel bad.


it wasn't until you said he should feel bad that I re-read it slowly...then quickly...enough to know why he should feel bad.

You're right; he should feel bad
 
2013-10-01 08:41:37 PM  

Bslim: Emergency response A1 tankers are on the way.


Philistine!
 
2013-10-01 08:43:02 PM  
 
2013-10-01 08:45:25 PM  

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"We've got cows."
 
2013-10-01 08:47:28 PM  
Udder Chaos! HA! You See, Queen makes it a funny.
 
2013-10-01 08:48:13 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Bslim: Emergency response A1 tankers are on the way.

Philistine!


give him a break - not everyone is from the south enough to know how to cook cow flesh

/used to cook the best steaks and bbq on my side of town, not counting the ages-old bbq joints
//vegan now.  don't have a cow, man!
 
2013-10-01 08:55:06 PM  
Cow Tipping?
 
2013-10-01 09:05:07 PM  
That's a lot of ground beef
 
2013-10-01 09:12:53 PM  
"I had reached over to get a pack of cigarettes out of the glove box and when I did I let the truck veer off the road just a little bit," said Mullins.

Way to fark yourself, chief.
 
2013-10-01 09:31:52 PM  
I ran over a cow head once on the Bluegrass Parkway once, so I'm having a cow...
 
2013-10-01 09:40:11 PM  
Re-enactment
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2013-10-01 09:41:39 PM  

Todashy: I ran over a cow head once on the Bluegrass Parkway once, so I'm having a cow...


Um...........on second thought, I don't want to know.
 
2013-10-01 09:46:32 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Re-enactment
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Better re-enactment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYRihfVboY
 
2013-10-01 09:46:45 PM  

Witness99: Yes, it was udder chaos.


Bears repeating
Dipshiat
 
2013-10-01 09:54:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Re-enactment
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

Better re-enactment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYRihfVboY


Oh, that's just wrong

/poor animals
//yeah, yeah... I know they're steak on the hoof
///still feel bad about that unnecessary trauma
 
2013-10-01 09:58:17 PM  
I want a follow up article.  This one didn't revealed where they bbq the survivors.
 
2013-10-01 10:00:08 PM  
So often I'm driving on the expressway and see a truck full
 
2013-10-01 10:02:38 PM  
Damnittohellanyway!!!

Anyhoo, so often I'm driving along the expressway and see a truck full of live stock or produce or milk or whatever and I speed away from it thinking I'm going to be in a fark headline about being smashed by 2 tons of spinach.
 
2013-10-01 10:09:44 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Damnittohellanyway!!!

Anyhoo, so often I'm driving along the expressway and see a truck full of live stock or produce or milk or whatever and I speed away from it thinking I'm going to be in a fark headline about being smashed by 2 tons of spinach.


It's okay, you'll likely get in a accident with a random looking truck that turns out is hauling feminine products and the headline would be something about that time of the month.

/when it's your turn to headline on FARK, it is just your turn.
 
2013-10-01 10:12:36 PM  
Well done, subby

/Smoking and driving is a high-steaks game
 
2013-10-01 10:19:50 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-01 10:20:51 PM  
I'm goin' off the rails on a cowrazy train.
 
2013-10-01 10:33:16 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Re-enactment
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

Better re-enactment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYRihfVboY

Oh, that's just wrong

/poor animals
//yeah, yeah... I know they're steak on the hoof
///still feel bad about that unnecessary trauma


They all just got up and wandered away, if I could have found a link to the raw footage. So it's actually pretty funny.
 
2013-10-01 10:35:52 PM  
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

i55.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-01 10:38:09 PM  
They could push them off the road with a dozer of some sort...
 
2013-10-01 10:46:06 PM  
How are they going to make it to university now?
 
2013-10-01 11:10:38 PM  
cowswithguns.com
 
2013-10-01 11:13:02 PM  
Driving was heard saying that there is "no crying over spilled mik."
 
2013-10-01 11:18:46 PM  

KAzaMM: Driving was heard saying that there is "no crying over spilled milk."


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-10-01 11:37:40 PM  

Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Re-enactment
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

Better re-enactment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYRihfVboY

Oh, that's just wrong

/poor animals
//yeah, yeah... I know they're steak on the hoof
///still feel bad about that unnecessary trauma

They all just got up and wandered away, if I could have found a link to the raw footage. So it's actually pretty funny.


It's footage of raw steak. Close enough, right?
 
2013-10-01 11:41:41 PM  
88 cows in a truck that rolls over and slides off the interstate, and none of them was injured. I'd call them lucky cows, except that happened yesterday morning so they've probably been slaughtered by now.
 
2013-10-01 11:49:09 PM  
To err is human; to forgive, bovine.
 
2013-10-01 11:50:29 PM  
88 cows in a truck on the road,
88 cows in a truck,
One falls out, rolls about,
87 cows in a truck on. the. road.
 
2013-10-02 12:00:01 AM  

cyberspacedout: Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Gyrfalcon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Re-enactment
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

Better re-enactment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBYRihfVboY

Oh, that's just wrong

/poor animals
//yeah, yeah... I know they're steak on the hoof
///still feel bad about that unnecessary trauma

They all just got up and wandered away, if I could have found a link to the raw footage. So it's actually pretty funny.

It's footage of raw steak. Close enough, right?


I don't find raw steak funny! Only when it's medium rare with garlic potatoes on the side.
 
2013-10-02 12:12:13 AM  
Also, that's a lotta cows www.tigriffith.com
 
2013-10-02 12:28:53 AM  
Cowtastrophe !
 
2013-10-02 12:33:29 AM  
The driver was beef stricken.
 
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