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(Yahoo)   Bieber visits the Great Wall in the douchiest way physically possible. No, worse than a Segway   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 119
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2013-10-01 08:09:54 PM
Well duh. Of course he can't climb stairs in those pants.

www.everyjoe.com

He should just commit and get a palanquin already.
 
2013-10-01 08:11:12 PM
If we as a nation could get together enough money to save the country from financial ruin, I think we'd still spend it on bribing those two guys to drop him at the top of the damned wall.
 
2013-10-01 08:20:51 PM
media.theonion.com

I guess the longings are long over.
 
2013-10-01 08:21:31 PM
Wow. Just.....wow.
 
2013-10-01 08:22:55 PM
....just wow.
 
2013-10-01 08:24:51 PM

fusillade762: He should just commit and get a palanquin already.


Learned a new word today.  Thank you.
 
2013-10-01 08:32:45 PM

fusillade762: He should just commit and get a palanquin already.


I don't think so. They're holy warriors who fight for  good.
 
2013-10-01 08:38:21 PM
Not for anything, but in places like the Great Wall or any of the holy mountains in China, you can pay people to carry you up in a palanquin.

Granted, it's usually used by the elderly, but it is there.

He is still a douche, though.
 
2013-10-01 08:44:39 PM
ooo this is the perfect place to post this:

farm6.staticflickr.com


saw that on the Great Wall this summer. Bieber was the one who started using "swag" right? either way.
 
2013-10-01 08:49:21 PM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-01 09:03:40 PM
A friend of mine on Twitter recently opened my eyes to the world that is "Beliebers" and their insane rantings.  They make World Net Daily read like Shakespeare.
 
2013-10-01 09:04:20 PM
Can we be done with this closet case now?
 
2013-10-01 09:29:54 PM

Mugato: fusillade762: He should just commit and get a palanquin already.

I don't think so. They're holy warriors who fight for  good.


No, that's Anna Paquin. You were thinking of a word that reads the same forwards and backwards.
 
2013-10-01 09:30:23 PM
So what? He had to go and there weren't any buckets around.
www.crazyphotos.com
He obviously forgot his diaper.
 
2013-10-01 09:32:14 PM
repent palanquin said the ticktock man.
 
2013-10-01 09:32:19 PM
Skateboard?

*clicks link*

Wow.
 
2013-10-01 09:32:40 PM

agent00pi: Mugato: fusillade762: He should just commit and get a palanquin already.

I don't think so. They're holy warriors who fight for  good.

No, that's Anna Paquin. You were thinking of a word that reads the same forwards and backwards.


No, that's a small arctic bird. You're thinking of a large animal with thick skin, like an elephant.
 
2013-10-01 09:34:09 PM

xanadian: Can we be done with this closet case now?


Give it maybe 2 years, tops. The girls will move on to someone else and Bieber will be sitting on the corner of Alameda and 7th straining rubbing alcohol through toast.
 
2013-10-01 09:34:24 PM
It. Must. Die.
 
2013-10-01 09:35:23 PM

Flappyhead: Skateboard?

*clicks link*

Wow.


fark you.
www.corbisimages.com
Skating the Great Wall is awesome.
 
2013-10-01 09:37:51 PM
How long until Bieber's old enough to run for congress?  Seems like he'd fit in well there.
 
2013-10-01 09:37:55 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: It. Must. Die.


Kill Blaster and Master will die soon enough.
startthinkingright.files.wordpress.com
Then we can rule Barter Town together!
 
2013-10-01 09:39:50 PM

agent00pi: Mugato: fusillade762: He should just commit and get a palanquin already.

I don't think so. They're holy warriors who fight for  good.

No, that's Anna Paquin. You were thinking of a word that reads the same forwards and backwards.


An onomatopoeia!
 
2013-10-01 09:39:50 PM

farkingismybusiness: HotIgneous Intruder: It. Must. Die.

Kill Blaster and Master will die soon enough.
[startthinkingright.files.wordpress.com image 400x251]
Then we can rule Barter Town together!


John Lithgow had some dental work done since that film.
 
2013-10-01 09:41:30 PM
He and Amanda Bynes have to be students of Andy Kaufman. That's the only way any of this make sense.
 
2013-10-01 09:44:21 PM

Karma Chameleon: He and Amanda Bynes have to be students of Andy Kaufman. That's the only way any of this make sense.


Andy Kaufman wouldn't embarrass himself with Bieber's antics. Bynes maybe but not Bieber.
 
2013-10-01 09:45:26 PM
He TedNuge'd himself. Didn't he...?
 
2013-10-01 09:48:17 PM
Thank gawd he's Canadian.
 
2013-10-01 09:49:12 PM
It's not like he spray-painted his name on it.  If this is the worst thing he does this week then he's had a good week.
 
2013-10-01 09:53:19 PM
Hodor?
 
2013-10-01 09:53:20 PM

Karma Chameleon: He and Amanda Bynes have to be students of Andy Kaufman. That's the only way any of this make sense.


Amanda Bynes has a legitimate mental illness; she's schizophrenic.  Don't compare her issues to Bieber's douchebaggery or Kaufman's comedy.
 
2013-10-01 09:54:11 PM
Dear China,

Please feel free to donate his Kidney's do some deserving person.

Thank You.

the world at large
 
2013-10-01 10:02:57 PM
I'd feel sorry for the bodyguards, but there's no way that kid weighs more than 120 soaking wet.

No, I still feel sorry for the bodyguards.
 
2013-10-01 10:04:12 PM

fusillade762: agent00pi: Mugato: fusillade762: He should just commit and get a palanquin already.

I don't think so. They're holy warriors who fight for  good.

No, that's Anna Paquin. You were thinking of a word that reads the same forwards and backwards.

An onomatopoeia!


No, stupid, an archipelago.
 
2013-10-01 10:09:54 PM

Dwight_Yeast: I'd feel sorry for the bodyguards, but there's no way that kid weighs more than 120 soaking wet.

No, I still feel sorry for the bodyguards.


That's gotta be a hell of a conflict of interest.  I mean, just imagine how gigantic of a douche this guy is behind closed doors.  And you have to be around this shiathead.  All.  Day.  If someone happens to a throw a punch at Justin, how do you NOT let that land at least once?  How do you resist the urge to join in?

/probably by thinking about all the zeros on your check...
 
2013-10-01 10:10:17 PM
It's times like this that make me regret joyfully clicking on a link.
 
2013-10-01 10:17:04 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-01 10:17:50 PM
FUN FACT: You can see the douchebaggery from space.
 
2013-10-01 10:24:57 PM

Brick-House: Dear China,

Please feel free to donate his Kidney's do some deserving person.

Thank You.

the world at large



Dear China,

Please teach Brick-House how to use apostrophes and words correctly.
 
2013-10-01 10:25:36 PM
I hereby define a new unit:  This stunt = 1 bieber on the douchebag scale.
 
2013-10-01 10:28:17 PM

This About That: Thank gawd he's Canadian.


You're welcome!!
 
2013-10-01 10:29:18 PM
You know why Canadians are so nice? Becuase 19 years ago their top scientists concentrated the entire nations douchebaggery into one being.

Yes. This farking kid is 35 million peoples worth of douchebag. Explains a lot, dont it.
 
2013-10-01 10:31:50 PM

Cyno01: You know why Canadians are so nice? Becuase 19 years ago their top scientists concentrated the entire nations douchebaggery into one being.

Yes. This farking kid is 35 million peoples worth of douchebag. Explains a lot, dont it.


You forgot the four members of Nickelback, so I'd say its around 34 million people.
 
2013-10-01 10:31:50 PM
All I see is some punk ass kid horsing around. I am not feeling the outrage.
 
2013-10-01 10:33:17 PM
Since when did we know what the hell a Justin Bieber is?
 
2013-10-01 10:33:25 PM

Cyno01: You know why Canadians are so nice? Becuase 19 years ago their top scientists concentrated the entire nations douchebaggery into one being.

Yes. This farking kid is 35 million peoples worth of douchebag. Explains a lot, dont it.


Celine Dion for the ladies.
 
2013-10-01 10:35:52 PM
How the hell did he deserve to tap Selena Gomez's ass again?  As a Canadian allow me to give an unconditional apology for the existence of the Bieber.  However, America you must accept responsibility for the popularity and wealth of said Beiber.
 
2013-10-01 10:40:49 PM

farkingismybusiness: agent00pi: Mugato: fusillade762: He should just commit and get a palanquin already.

I don't think so. They're holy warriors who fight for  good.

No, that's Anna Paquin. You were thinking of a word that reads the same forwards and backwards.

No, that's a small arctic bird. You're thinking of a large animal with thick skin, like an elephant.


No, that's a stringed instrument from the Renaissance, often used in today's folk music.  You're thinking of a small citrus fruit.
 
2013-10-01 10:41:39 PM

ryarger: Since when did we know what the hell a Justin Bieber is?


Since too damned long ago.  And I only know him from here.

/and the tabloids at the supermarket
//would a decent magazine in the check-out line be too much to ask?
///apparently so
 
2013-10-01 10:41:41 PM

Fallout Boy: Cyno01: You know why Canadians are so nice? Becuase 19 years ago their top scientists concentrated the entire nations douchebaggery into one being.

Yes. This farking kid is 35 million peoples worth of douchebag. Explains a lot, dont it.

You forgot the four members of Nickelback, so I'd say its around 34 million people.


I can forgive Nickelback, they are generic hard-pop-rock band.  they anger people by being successful without doing anything especially groundbreaking.  In short they are like Wunderbread.  Ubiquitous, available anywhere, somewhat acceptable.

whereas Bieber is like a seaweed wrap.  FARK him.
 
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