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2013-10-01 05:21:55 PM
I would call that comically tragic, not ironic.
 
2013-10-01 05:38:55 PM
If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.
 
2013-10-01 07:57:32 PM
DODGEd that bullet.
 
2013-10-01 08:11:43 PM
Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.


Or maybe it would have less...
 
2013-10-01 08:16:52 PM

fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.

doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...


No, it would be a hell of a lot more.
 
2013-10-01 08:17:15 PM
sounds like nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-10-01 09:11:14 PM

fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...


HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.
 
2013-10-01 10:26:42 PM
This author really cracks me up.

The writing style is completely ridiculous.
 
2013-10-01 10:29:03 PM
Fatal injury during an assault (or is it battery?).

So... treated and released. Makes sense to me.
 
2013-10-01 10:30:47 PM
At least he died doing what he loved.
 
2013-10-01 10:31:16 PM

doglover: fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.


Sounds like you caught yourself a real catch. :-(

Sorry, but that's not normal. My wife wouldn't dare hit me. She might ignore me (not necessarily a bad thing), or whine and nag, but we don't hit each other.
 
2013-10-01 10:32:32 PM
I've got the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-10-01 10:35:19 PM
And not in Florida?

Wow, I'm impressed.
 
2013-10-01 10:36:42 PM

Mark Ratner: doglover: fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.

Sounds like you caught yourself a real catch. :-(

Sorry, but that's not normal. My wife wouldn't dare hit me. She might ignore me (not necessarily a bad thing), or whine and nag, but we don't hit each other.


Yup, my wife and I don't strike each other, and I would never stay with a woman who would dare hit me in anger.
 
2013-10-01 10:37:44 PM

LordOfThePings: Fatal injury during an assault (or is it battery?).

So... treated and released. Makes sense to me.


Ya, I expected to read something about, at the very least, manslaughter charges. WTF?
 
2013-10-01 10:38:02 PM

Mark Ratner: doglover: fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.

Sounds like you caught yourself a real catch. :-(

Sorry, but that's not normal. My wife wouldn't dare hit me. She might ignore me (not necessarily a bad thing), or whine and nag, but we don't hit each other.


This.

Hitting is never an acceptable way to handle negative emotions with your significant other.  If she'shiatting you, you need to get out.
 
2013-10-01 10:39:24 PM
bungee chord ?!?!

0.tqn.com
 
2013-10-01 10:39:25 PM

LordOfThePings: Fatal injury during an assault (or is it battery?).

So... treated and released. Makes sense to me.



Also unsuprised by the lack of charges. Had he lived I bet he'd have been in cuffs.
/better off dead.
 
2013-10-01 10:39:51 PM

tetsoushima: If she'shiatting   she is hitting you, you need to get out.


Stupid fark html editor.
 
2013-10-01 10:41:23 PM
He should have been driving a Ford Escape.
 
2013-10-01 10:41:57 PM

doglover: fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.


There's a lot of females who would get punched out for their behavior if they had the penis instead. That particular get out of jail free card is abused by too many too often. I'm not an advocate for hitting people but equality between the sexes has a long way to go.
 
2013-10-01 10:43:57 PM

tetsoushima: tetsoushima: If she'shiatting   she is hitting you, you need to get out.

Stupid fark html editor.


It was Avatar. I'd hit me, too.
 
2013-10-01 10:44:45 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-01 10:44:49 PM

tetsoushima: Mark Ratner: doglover: fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.

Sounds like you caught yourself a real catch. :-(

Sorry, but that's not normal. My wife wouldn't dare hit me. She might ignore me (not necessarily a bad thing), or whine and nag, but we don't hit each other.

This.

Hitting is never an acceptable way to handle negative emotions with your significant other.  If she'shiatting you, you need to get out.


That's why Sean Connery is a man's man and yall a bunch of beta men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzXkbJwrN38

mycrappyneighbor.com
 
2013-10-01 10:44:52 PM

yoyopro: bungee chord ?!?!

[0.tqn.com image 399x399]


Totally wimpy way to play F major. Gotta get your thumb on the low E string and let the high e string ring. It's a pain but sounds so nice.

Also I imagine if women were as strong as men the number of women using "casual violence" would go down. It's only tolerated due to its (relative) weakness. That and the whole protected gender thing.
 
2013-10-01 10:47:47 PM

doglover: fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.


A few days ago I met an ex for lunch so she could give me some mail accidentally sent to her, and about halfway through lunch and ok the middle of pleasant conversation she leaned in and smacked me in the face because "I needed that". Yeah, she's a little crazy.

Awesome in the sack, though....
 
2013-10-01 10:48:37 PM
Was this down by the river?
 
2013-10-01 10:50:35 PM
Why the hell was the woman not arrested for manslaughter? If it was a guy who punched his wife/gf who then fell out of a moving car you know good and god damned well he would be in jail right now.
 
2013-10-01 10:51:59 PM

Honest Bender: LordOfThePings: Fatal injury during an assault (or is it battery?).

So... treated and released. Makes sense to me.

Ya, I expected to read something about, at the very least, manslaughter charges. WTF?


No kidding. She had to have noticed him either get in the van on the passenger side or "secure" the door with the bungee cord at some point. If his face is beaten up enough that they can tell after he falls out on the highway, then she pushed or punched him out of the van.
 
2013-10-01 10:55:29 PM
Shame that he didn't know that the only defense against a face pincher is to crush their head.

It's so sad to go through life with a crushed head.
 
2013-10-01 10:58:11 PM

ReapTheChaos: Why the hell was the woman not arrested for manslaughter?


I can think of two reasons.

I'm talking about boobs.
 
2013-10-01 11:00:26 PM

tetsoushima: Mark Ratner: doglover: fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.

Sounds like you caught yourself a real catch. :-(

Sorry, but that's not normal. My wife wouldn't dare hit me. She might ignore me (not necessarily a bad thing), or whine and nag, but we don't hit each other.

This.

Hitting is never an acceptable way to handle negative emotions with your significant other.  If she'shiatting you, you need to get out.


After my ex wife, my new rule is ill take a shove, and MAYBE the first hit.

But if a woman picks up a weapon of any sort or continues to try and hit me, she's got herself a fight.

Exwife broke my nose in a hormonal rage over me putting groceries in the wrong cabinet. Really. I turned around just in time to catch the can she threw at me with my face.
 
2013-10-01 11:03:24 PM

doglover: ReapTheChaos: Why the hell was the woman not arrested for manslaughter?

I can think of two reasons.

I'm talking about boobs.


1. Double standard (shes a woman and cant hurt anyone)

2. Everyone knows men are all potential predator/rapists/violent animals, so if a man snd a woman get in a fight, it's always the man's fault no matter what.
 
2013-10-01 11:04:19 PM
She adored him.
 
2013-10-01 11:05:11 PM
Is the girl ok??
 
2013-10-01 11:10:48 PM
Was she hot?

/was meth involved?
//I have this feeling.......
 
2013-10-01 11:18:55 PM

yoyopro: bungee chord ?!?!


Too many strings, head hurts!
 
2013-10-01 11:19:09 PM
Man Dies After Falling Out of Moving Van During Fight With Girlfriend!
the door was held closed by a bungee chord!
Herd was using a bungee chord to keep the door closed!


My name is John McKay, and I'm super excited!
 
2013-10-01 11:21:19 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: tetsoushima: Mark Ratner: doglover: fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.

Sounds like you caught yourself a real catch. :-(

Sorry, but that's not normal. My wife wouldn't dare hit me. She might ignore me (not necessarily a bad thing), or whine and nag, but we don't hit each other.

This.

Hitting is never an acceptable way to handle negative emotions with your significant other.  If she'shiatting you, you need to get out.

After my ex wife, my new rule is ill take a shove, and MAYBE the first hit.

But if a woman picks up a weapon of any sort or continues to try and hit me, she's got herself a fight.

Exwife broke my nose in a hormonal rage over me putting groceries in the wrong cabinet. Really. I turned around just in time to catch the can she threw at me with my face.


I think we were married to the same woman!  :)

Mine ex flew into a rage once about my sideburns.  She was furious that I'd had them cut a bit shorter than usual.  Seriously.  Why didn't I hear the old Fark adage "don't stick your dick in crazy" back in 1993?  Y'all could have saved me 16 years of grief.
 
2013-10-01 11:25:16 PM

patchvonbraun: The more you eat the more you fart: tetsoushima: Mark Ratner: doglover: fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.

Sounds like you caught yourself a real catch. :-(

Sorry, but that's not normal. My wife wouldn't dare hit me. She might ignore me (not necessarily a bad thing), or whine and nag, but we don't hit each other.

This.

Hitting is never an acceptable way to handle negative emotions with your significant other.  If she'shiatting you, you need to get out.

After my ex wife, my new rule is ill take a shove, and MAYBE the first hit.

But if a woman picks up a weapon of any sort or continues to try and hit me, she's got herself a fight.

Exwife broke my nose in a hormonal rage over me putting groceries in the wrong cabinet. Really. I turned around just in time to catch the can she threw at me with my face.

I think we were married to the same woman!  :)

Mine ex flew into a rage once about my sideburns.  She was furious that I'd had them cut a bit shorter than usual.  Seriously.  Why didn't I hear the old Fark adage "don't stick your dick in crazy" back in 1993?  Y'all could have saved me 16 years of grief.


Lol yeah...sounds that way.

Even the beautiful big titties couldnt make up for the ex's brand of cray cray.

Ran into one of her ex-bfs about two years ago. Dude tells me "How? How did you put up with that for 13 years?"
 
2013-10-01 11:27:28 PM
My wife and I have been married 15 years and we've only ever taken swings at each other once. It was over some slight she perceived, and it ended when I broke her tibia by slamming her arm into a bookshelf. She figured shiat out after that and hasn't tried that kind of bullshiat again.

Marriage is a little bit like prison. You either beat someone up or you become their biatch. Anything else and you're asking for long term trouble.
 
2013-10-01 11:27:32 PM
I wasn't told the year car or the year it happened(I would guess late 40's), but my grandma fell out of the family car once.  She was holding one of my aunts as they took her home for the first time, grandma was sitting sideways with her back against the door and of course, no seat belt.  They hit a bump, door popped open and out fell grandma with baby aunt.  Luckily, they were going slow at the time.

I agree with the idea of the world would be much more violent if women were 'man strong'.  Both my grandmothers were the mean one in the relationship.  Maternal grandparents never physically fought, because grandpa was scared of her.  Paternal grandparents on the other hand was a different story, grandma kicked the crap out of grandpa for smelling of alcohol after he promised to give up beer for good.  He didn't even drink any, someone had spilt some on him.  Grandma was also known to knock out a grown farm boy or two when they came screaming at the front door.  Long story involving stolen pigs.  Those two women raised eight sons between them, and not one dared sassed his mom.   Both below 5' and 100 lbs, I would hate to see what they could've done if they were 'man strong.'
 
2013-10-01 11:30:44 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: My wife and I have been married 15 years and we've only ever taken swings at each other once. It was over some slight she perceived, and it ended when I broke her tibia by slamming her arm into a bookshelf. She figured shiat out after that and hasn't tried that kind of bullshiat again.

Marriage is a little bit like prison. You either beat someone up or you become their biatch. Anything else and you're asking for long term trouble.


You must be REALLY strong to break someone's leg by slamming their arm into a bookshelf.
 
2013-10-01 11:32:43 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: AverageAmericanGuy: My wife and I have been married 15 years and we've only ever taken swings at each other once. It was over some slight she perceived, and it ended when I broke her tibia by slamming her arm into a bookshelf. She figured shiat out after that and hasn't tried that kind of bullshiat again.

Marriage is a little bit like prison. You either beat someone up or you become their biatch. Anything else and you're asking for long term trouble.

You must be REALLY strong to break someone's leg by slamming their arm into a bookshelf.


It was a big bookshelf.
 
2013-10-01 11:33:18 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: The more you eat the more you fart: AverageAmericanGuy: My wife and I have been married 15 years and we've only ever taken swings at each other once. It was over some slight she perceived, and it ended when I broke her tibia by slamming her arm into a bookshelf. She figured shiat out after that and hasn't tried that kind of bullshiat again.

Marriage is a little bit like prison. You either beat someone up or you become their biatch. Anything else and you're asking for long term trouble.

You must be REALLY strong to break someone's leg by slamming their arm into a bookshelf.

It was a big bookshelf.


Tibia = bone in the LEG.
 
2013-10-01 11:34:07 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: AverageAmericanGuy: The more you eat the more you fart: AverageAmericanGuy: My wife and I have been married 15 years and we've only ever taken swings at each other once. It was over some slight she perceived, and it ended when I broke her tibia by slamming her arm into a bookshelf. She figured shiat out after that and hasn't tried that kind of bullshiat again.

Marriage is a little bit like prison. You either beat someone up or you become their biatch. Anything else and you're asking for long term trouble.

You must be REALLY strong to break someone's leg by slamming their arm into a bookshelf.

It was a big bookshelf.

Tibia = bone in the LEG.


She's a big woman.
 
2013-10-01 11:35:05 PM
So did you rip off her arm and beat her in the leg with it? Lol
 
2013-10-01 11:35:43 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: doglover: fusillade762: Looks like she was getting punched pretty good, too.


doglover: If women were as strong as men, the world would have a lot more violence.

Or maybe it would have less...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oh, you crazy.

I took my girlfriend to see a movie. She didn't like it. Instead of saying "I want to leave." or "This sucks." she held her peace until it was over. Then she belts me in the face.

If a man did that to a woman, for the same reason, he'd be drawn and quartered. But if you're an average male, you have 1,000 stories just like that one when some woman hit you for no real reason and you ignored it because she didn't have any English or follow through. Women are exceedingly violent. It's a universal human trait, but we beat it out of boys more.

A few days ago I met an ex for lunch so she could give me some mail accidentally sent to her, and about halfway through lunch and ok the middle of pleasant conversation she leaned in and smacked me in the face because "I needed that". Yeah, she's a little crazy.

Awesome in the sack, though....


Why does it have to be like that...
 
2013-10-01 11:36:59 PM

The more you eat the more you fart: AverageAmericanGuy: The more you eat the more you fart: AverageAmericanGuy: My wife and I have been married 15 years and we've only ever taken swings at each other once. It was over some slight she perceived, and it ended when I broke her tibia by slamming her arm into a bookshelf. She figured shiat out after that and hasn't tried that kind of bullshiat again.

Marriage is a little bit like prison. You either beat someone up or you become their biatch. Anything else and you're asking for long term trouble.

You must be REALLY strong to break someone's leg by slamming their arm into a bookshelf.

It was a big bookshelf.

Tibia = bone in the LEG.


Nah, I'm pretty sure it's a fish.
 
2013-10-01 11:39:43 PM
What's she'shiatting? German porn?
 
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