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2013-10-01 06:33:59 PM
Surprisingly funny for Liveleak
 
2013-10-01 06:34:34 PM
I'd be terrified if I was holding a big black cock and it suddenly started flying like in Second Life
 
2013-10-01 06:39:32 PM
 
2013-10-01 06:47:49 PM
That's the biggest chicken I've ever seen.
 
2013-10-01 06:50:20 PM
I wouldn't say "terrified", perhaps just "none too pleased that said cock probably just punched a hole right through his palm with its talons".
 
2013-10-01 06:51:31 PM
Mandingo laughs at your big black cock. Although, KFC is on his mind.
 
2013-10-01 06:59:32 PM

Smeggy Smurf: I'd be terrified if I was holding a big black cock and it suddenly started flying like in Second Life


Voodoo Dick, my ass!
 
2013-10-01 07:03:55 PM
What's got 8 legs and a big black cu*nt?

The A-Team.

[img src "dude with a gigantic rooster on a leash.jpg"]
 
2013-10-01 07:04:18 PM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Mandingo laughs at your big black cock. Although, KFC is on his mind.

OK.  I'll comply...


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2013-10-01 07:29:32 PM

I Like Bread: I wouldn't say "terrified", perhaps just "none too pleased that said cock probably just punched a hole right through his palm with its talons".


Exactly. That was a scream of pain...not fear.
 
2013-10-01 07:36:16 PM
"highendmighty

OK. I'll comply.."

I likey. Thanks!
 
2013-10-01 07:59:01 PM

ko_kyi: Surprisingly funny for Liveleak

 
2013-10-01 08:15:41 PM
The YouTube version is much better than the stolen LiveLeak because it shows him fleeing down the aisle like a little girl.

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Reporter terrified of rooster by Ryan Loughborough - 465,226 views
Published on May 17, 2013
Originally broadcast on Russell Howard's Good News, BBC Three. No copyright infringement intended. Just too funny not to upload.


ALSO
http://www.australiantimes.co.uk/entertainment/friday-funny-youtube- cl ip-of-aussie-reporters-fear-of-giant-rooster.htm

A YouTube clip of a Channel Nine Today show Australian reporter fleeing from a rampaging rooster is enjoying new life online, after being discovered by UK radio station Capital FM.
Roving weatherman Steve Jacobs was filmed presenting a segment from a farm show holding a docile black cockerel. That is, before the cockerel decides to suddenly flap its wings, sending Jacobs into a panic.
Jacobs runs off in mock fear, as colleagues can be heard laughing in the background.
The segment was filmed in 2008, and earned headlines in Australia after it was aired on the Today show.
Now it is enjoying new viral infamy, after London radio station Capital FM included it in their 'Best Web Wonder' segment.
 
2013-10-01 08:17:34 PM

I Like Bread: I wouldn't say "terrified", perhaps just "none too pleased that said cock probably just punched a hole right through his palm with its talons spurs".


ftfy
 
2013-10-01 08:38:43 PM
Guess they should have hired someone from this thread yesterday!

http://www.salon.com/2013/09/30/fired_for_doing_porn_the_new_employm en t_discrimination/
 
2013-10-01 08:57:16 PM

HairBolus: The YouTube version is much better than the stolen LiveLeak because it shows him fleeing down the aisle like a little girl.


A YouTube clip of a Channel Nine Today show Australian reporter fleeing from a rampaging rooster is enjoying new life online, after being discovered by UK radio station Capital FM.

Roving weatherman Steve Jacobs was filmed presenting a segment from a farm show holding a docile black cockerel. That is, before the cockerel decides to suddenly flap its wings, sending Jacobs into a panic.
Jacobs runs off in mock fear, as colleagues can be heard laughing in the background.



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FYI: For starters, Stevie Jacobs is an attention wh0re at heart, walking the well-trodden path of ZANY WEATHERMAN. Basically, he got his start in television as a teenage star of an Aussie sitcom. He's an actor TRYING to be a comedian.. but he's about as funny as cancer.

An unfunny attention wh0re.. a terrible combination of traits for someone who "gets invited into your lounge room" every week day morning.

Everything after 0:03 was pure acting. Yukking it up. For the laughs, y'see.

// oh, and he's DUMB, too

One week Jacobs was doing the weather crosses live from a Pacific Island resort, like, on the island of Samoa or something. After one particular read of the weather forecast he had to conduct a 20 second interview with a native bloke wearing a grass-skirt.

For some inexplicable reason he asked the Samoan fella what human flesh tasted like.

This was my reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LOk-O0i83I

For once he WASN'T trying to be funny. He was ad libbing and that's what his brain came up with. Seriously.

After a slight pause, the Samoan played it with a straight bat and answered very quietly: "chicken." I absolutely shiat you not. He had a poker face the whole time so I can't really tell what he was thinking.
 
2013-10-02 01:01:14 AM
Fry it up.
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2013-10-02 01:13:35 AM
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2013-10-02 02:04:26 AM

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That's the funniest thing I've prolly seen in the last month. Cheers.
 
2013-10-02 03:23:43 AM
I love how he pauses to think up an alternative to "cock".

"Big, black... Australorp cockerel"
 
2013-10-02 06:25:50 AM
crasstalk.com
 
2013-10-02 06:26:40 AM

bifford: I love how he pauses to think up an alternative to "cock".

"Big, black... Australorp cockerel"


Just saying Rooster would have sounded much less stupid
 
2013-10-02 06:32:54 AM
To be fair, big black cock makes worthless whatever it touches.
 
2013-10-02 08:53:29 AM

abhorrent1: [crasstalk.com image 500x281]


win
 
2013-10-02 08:35:01 PM

robohobo: To be fair, big black cock makes worthless whatever it touches.


sounds like you're just mad that when you arrive on the scene afterwards there's the inevitable disappointment due to a failure to measure up
 
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