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(Slate)   Secret evidence of the dastardly deeds that Iranians get up to in their living rooms; sitting around playing PS3 and smoking hookahs. Wait, is Iran a giant college dorm?   (slate.com) divider line 90
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2013-10-01 02:36:00 PM
That gibes with all the Iranians I know here in the states.
 
2013-10-01 04:44:00 PM
Except they have hot babes.
 
2013-10-01 05:16:27 PM
Pretty much, yeah.
 
2013-10-01 05:17:23 PM
CSB
I did some consulting for a English-language porn site (text only, no images) and the number of IP addresses traced back to Iran was surprising.
/CSB
 
2013-10-01 05:17:39 PM
We're not so different after all.
 
2013-10-01 05:19:12 PM
This just in: most people in the world just want to hang out, have fun and get their shiat done, despite what governments and media outlets would have us believe.
 
2013-10-01 05:20:38 PM

rkiller1: I did some consulting for a English-language porn site (text only, no images) and the number of IP addresses traced back to Iran was surprising.


What the hell is the purpose of that?
 
2013-10-01 05:21:12 PM
Time to send PJ O'Rourke to Iran so he can get the low-down.
 
2013-10-01 05:21:32 PM
Most people just live like regular people.

Unfortunately, it saps people's willingness to kill each other if that is what people really believe.
 
2013-10-01 05:22:06 PM
They have really nice carpets.

/that likely match the drapes
 
2013-10-01 05:23:58 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: They have really nice carpets.

/that likely match the drapes


Also, their cats have luxurious fur and flat noses.
 
2013-10-01 05:24:40 PM

Karma Chameleon: This just in: most people in the world just want to hang out, have fun and get their shiat done, despite what governments and media outlets would have us believe.


Agreed. Been saying that for years to people who say "bomb those farking (insert middle eastern group) to the ground"...

/Watch the documentary  Three Broken Cameras
 
2013-10-01 05:25:01 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: rkiller1: I did some consulting for a English-language porn site (text only, no images) and the number of IP addresses traced back to Iran was surprising.

What the hell is the purpose of that?


The hell purpose of what?  Having an erotica site with no images/videos, or performing market research consulting to determine visitor demographics?
/74% was US, followed by EU then Canada.
 
2013-10-01 05:25:04 PM
If dealing with Iranians was good enough for Reagan, it's good enough for Obama.
 
2013-10-01 05:27:06 PM
Doh... meant the documentary  Five Broken Cameras
 
2013-10-01 05:27:20 PM
We're all supposed to believe that Iran is a giant boogeyman waiting to NUKE us into oblivion.

Fear, fear, fear.
 
2013-10-01 05:27:23 PM
"Teenaged boys playing video games and smoking hookah pipes..." My god, they have teenagers that are like 30 years old!
 
2013-10-01 05:27:29 PM

rkiller1: Having an erotica site with no images/videos


Yeah that? people pay for that?
 
2013-10-01 05:27:50 PM
Teenage boys?

www.slate.com

They look late 30ish.
 
2013-10-01 05:28:28 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: rkiller1: I did some consulting for a English-language porn site (text only, no images) and the number of IP addresses traced back to Iran was surprising.

What the hell is the purpose of that?


some folks like to read erotica. that's why the penthouse forum exists..

keep in mind that the concept of rule 34 is that anything you can think of is on the internet.. varily, your personal, sick, depraved little fetish is not unique, and is most likely someones pain in the ass job.

that a bunch of Iranians are fapping to text based erotica is in no ways suprising to me.

another great thing about religion, is that they all have loopholes. so if these iranians can't look at poon, then they can at least read about it.

dig?

and that could really be a socially inforced fetish.
 
2013-10-01 05:29:23 PM

cgraves67: justanotherfarkinfarker: They have really nice carpets.

/that likely match the drapes

Also, their cats have luxurious fur and flat noses.


As do their wives.
 
2013-10-01 05:29:48 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: They have really nice carpets.

/that likely match the drapes


really tied the room together
 
2013-10-01 05:30:17 PM

Mojax: "Teenaged boys playing video games and smoking hookah pipes..." My god, they have teenagers that are like 30 years old!


27 seconds!

At least I included a pic.

/great minds, ect.
 
2013-10-01 05:30:31 PM
Of course that raises the question of what do Iranian taunts translate as?
 
2013-10-01 05:31:04 PM

nipner: Doh... meant the documentary  Five Broken Cameras


Ha, I just did a search on Netflix for  "Three" to no avail.  Netflix does have Five though! In the queue, thank you sir!
 
2013-10-01 05:31:41 PM
Iranians, actually Persians, originally invented the concept of the flash crib.
In fact, much of the early MTV-stylized culture was based on Iranian youth subculture.
 
2013-10-01 05:32:04 PM

blatz514: Teenage boys?

[www.slate.com image 850x564]

They look late 30ish.


It's a little known fact, Persians are as hairy as bears. The one on the left is probably 12, or a woman.
 
2013-10-01 05:32:23 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: rkiller1: Having an erotica site with no images/videos

Yeah that? people pay for that?


Though I can't disclose financials, the annual revenue is astonishing.  Hell, they can afford me.
 
2013-10-01 05:33:44 PM
does that hookah get you high or is it just like a cigarette?
 
2013-10-01 05:37:17 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: rkiller1: I did some consulting for a English-language porn site (text only, no images) and the number of IP addresses traced back to Iran was surprising.

What the hell is the purpose of that?


Gaming
 
2013-10-01 05:39:09 PM

GrahamManning: does that hookah get you high or is it just like a cigarette?


Traditionally, it's tobacco infused with fruit but you definitely can put weed in it.
 
2013-10-01 05:41:09 PM

blatz514: Teenage boys?

[www.slate.com image 850x564]

They look late 30ish.


I'm totally digging the little pattern painted on the PS3.
 
2013-10-01 05:42:19 PM

Gergesa: Of course that raises the question of what do Iranian taunts translate as?


Your mother was a camel, and your father smelt of berberis.
 
2013-10-01 05:43:03 PM
garkola

Time to send PJ O'Rourke to Iran so he can get the low-down.

Great idea.

Question: Any farkers been to Iran?

    Lots of big beautiful mountains there and you're starting to see climbers from Iran in other ranges, especially the Himalaya. I would volunteer to do a diplomacy through alpinism or skiing tour if we could raise some money for my travel costs....say 30 grand.... I'll go over there and ski and climb and see what makes these folks tick.....
 
2013-10-01 05:43:57 PM

kombat_unit: Traditionally, it's tobacco infused with fruit but you definitely can put weed in it.


Goes through grass in a hurry, though, if you put the charcoal on it like you would with shisha.

I heard somebody somewhere say once, maybe...
 
2013-10-01 05:44:06 PM
Man, all those nice rugs, TVs, game stations... and they can't even afford a proper table. Da-yum.

Also: the "A traditional Iranian family dinner" pic has several non-typical looking Iranians in it.

/ Feed your head
// When she was just small
 
2013-10-01 05:47:01 PM
It's almost as if governments are run by a small number of corrupt assholes whose primary concern is amassing and protecting their power, while regular people just wanna hang out and not be bothered by anybody.
 
2013-10-01 05:47:32 PM

New Age Redneck: garkola

raise some money for my travel costs....say 30 grand.... I'll go over there and ski and climb and see what makes these folks tick.....


You may want to read this first: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009%E2%80%9311_detention_of_American_hi k ers_by_Iran
 
2013-10-01 05:47:57 PM

New Age Redneck: I would volunteer to do a diplomacy through alpinism or skiing tour if we could raise some money for my travel costs....say 30 grand.... I'll go over there and ski and climb and see what makes these folks tick.....


Send a redneck on a diplomatic visit to Iran to climb and ski with them?

If i were outrageously wealthy i would probably fund lots of these things. Just for my own amusement.
 
2013-10-01 05:51:49 PM
WAIT! They can't walk their dogs in public?

Heathens.
 
2013-10-01 05:51:52 PM

blatz514: Teenage boys?

[www.slate.com image 850x564]

They look late 30ish.


So... what are their fark handles?
 
2013-10-01 05:53:43 PM
Yeah, but if they get caught smoking hash, playing video games, and looking at porn, they are beheaded on the spot.

I still say we blow the effers up. There's terrorists and stuff.
 
2013-10-01 05:54:05 PM
img.fark.net

If my grandma were still alive and saw me sitting on her antique Persian carpet, eating, and putting tea cups on it, she would have had a stroke.
 
2013-10-01 05:58:11 PM

Ronin_S: blatz514: Teenage boys?

[www.slate.com image 850x564]

They look late 30ish.

So... what are their fark handles?


HookahHookahBurningLuv and ArabianKnight@TheOpera.
 
2013-10-01 05:58:38 PM

Infobahn: WAIT! They can't walk their dogs in public?

Heathens.


Yeah, this.

Where the hell are they supposed to walk them?
 
2013-10-01 05:58:44 PM
www.slate.com


(You know how I know you are gay?)
 
2013-10-01 06:01:32 PM

blatz514: Teenage boys?



They look late 30ish.


OMG! That was totally my date with an Iranian guy a month ago, same carpet and everything. Except we smoked pot.
 
2013-10-01 06:03:45 PM

vudukungfu: Except they have hot babes.


Unlike colleges?  You don't harbor any sort of guilt or self-ickiness, do you?
 
2013-10-01 06:05:07 PM

Rant_Casey's_Rabies_Buffet: blatz514: Teenage boys?

[www.slate.com image 850x564]

They look late 30ish.

I'm totally digging the little pattern painted on the PS3.


Ac adapter on the back, VGA output and USB on the side? That isn't a PS3. It's a laptop on a stand.
 
2013-10-01 06:05:50 PM

Mentalpatient87: We're not so different after all.


No! Phil, quick! Show them the evil Iranian missile pics, before they start questioning the GOP!.
 
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