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Orgasm class for women eager to see how many students will come, Moon actually formed during Vigoda Period of Solar System evolution, and old man yells at clod: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/22 - 9/28 
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Not much to add up here this week; enjoy the headlines!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-09-22 to Sat 2013-09-28:

[image from too old to be available]  Woman injured when she tried to be swift in rescuing birds from aviary, may have egrets and grouse, bittern after hearing shrikes from the 18 consumed by the flicker of flames. Let osprey  

[image from too old to be available]  Missing skydiver found 28,006 feet from where someone last saw him  

[image from too old to be available]  World's oldest newspapers still being published today. There was a font change 250 years ago but people eventually got over it  

[image from too old to be available]  Eagle takes down deer, still can't complete a five-yard pass  

[image from too old to be available]  Mailing a letter would cost three cents more, or 49 cents, which is crazy and means mailing the entire alphabet would cost $12.74  

[image from too old to be available]  355 dead in quake. Should've used the rail gun, dude  

[image from too old to be available]  The shape of chocolate changes its taste; the taste of chocolate changes your shape  

[image from too old to be available]  University plans to host an orgasm class for female students, can't wait to see how many people will come  

[image from too old to be available]  Semi full of animal fat catches fire, rendering it inoperable  

[image from too old to be available]  Zimmerman pulled over for the third time in two months, proving for certain that he is definitely not white  

[image from too old to be available]  "Women shouldn't drive because it damages their ovaries and pelvis." That doesn't leave much womb for discussion  


[image from too old to be available]  Tim Tebow turns down $1 million offer to play football in Russia. Says he refuses to play for any less than what he was making in college  

[image from too old to be available]  In an obvious sign of a concussion, Cowboys defensive tackle Jason Hatcher makes a bizarre statement: "Tony Romo is the best quarterback in the league"  

[image from too old to be available]  British woman becomes the first female to row solo across the North Pacific, says she would have taken Carnival but decided her way would give her better odds of arriving safely  


[image from too old to be available]  Moon discovered to be 100 million years younger than previous estimates, placing it in the Vigoda Period of solar system evolution  

[image from too old to be available]  A new mathematical model predicts the evolution of large complex human societies, except for the Mule of course  

[image from too old to be available]  In 2000, a man surfaced on the internet claiming to have traveled from 2036 using a time machine installed in a 1987 Chevrolet. Citation needed  


[image from too old to be available]  Pamela Anderson to run New York City marathon, presumably in slow motion  

[image from too old to be available]  Richard Gere is back on the market. Ladies delighted, gerbils mortified  

[image from too old to be available]  Simon Cowell says he won't watch the birth of his baby. Apparently, he doesn't want to be in a room without any mirrors  


[image from too old to be available]  I will not talk on a log, to a frog, in a bog, in dense fog, about a loan, as it's shown, on an Obamaphone. I will not, could not, let people share. I would not, could not fund Obamacare  

[image from too old to be available]  Old man yells at clod  

[image from too old to be available]  There was a couple of Bushes at a lesbian wedding  


[image from too old to be available]  Hertz will rent Teslas at LAX and SFO, with increasing frequency  

[image from too old to be available]  Wall Street downgrades JC Penney to JC Halfpenney  

[image from too old to be available]  Toyota recalls 615,000 minivans that shift out of park and roll away. Chrysler owners immediately ask if that's an available option
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