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(Detroit Free Press)   Paddle boat? You're not exactly James Bond in the escape department, dude   (freep.com) divider line 35
    More: Fail, obstructing justice, Michigan Department of Corrections, boats  
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2013-10-01 02:00:29 PM
James Bond? You're not exactly Einstein in the analogy department, submitter.

/should have used Harry Houdini
 
2013-10-01 02:03:53 PM
I remember his dad. Tragic end really. Somehow turned him against the law

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2013-10-01 02:11:56 PM

gopher321: James Bond? You're not exactly Einstein in the analogy department, submitter.

/should have used Harry Houdini


Harry Houdini used boats for getaways?
 
2013-10-01 02:13:04 PM
Now the police are gonna have to buy a Nimitz Class carrier for their swat unit because this dangerous mastermind nearly foiled them with a boat.
 
2013-10-01 02:13:53 PM
He had to use a paddle boat. This is Metro-Detroit.  We can't afford gas.
 
2013-10-01 02:14:53 PM

Yakk: gopher321: James Bond? You're not exactly Einstein in the analogy department, submitter.

/should have used Harry Houdini

Harry Houdini used boats for getaways?


A lot of people have trouble finding the little man in a boat.
 
2013-10-01 02:16:01 PM
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/Hawt: like boilin' butter
 
2013-10-01 02:16:16 PM
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2013-10-01 02:20:11 PM
keetsa.com

What Q Branch may come up with,,.
 
2013-10-01 02:22:39 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-10-01 02:23:50 PM
And the dad tried to obstruct the cops.
 
2013-10-01 02:23:54 PM

JAGUART: [keetsa.com image 500x500]

What Q Branch may come up with,,.


I'll stick with my kayak, thanks.
 
2013-10-01 02:26:16 PM
Was his nae Huck Finn?
 
2013-10-01 02:27:16 PM
It was a bad day to have the hydrofoil in the shop.
 
2013-10-01 02:29:08 PM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-10-01 02:29:54 PM
In other news, Jaws has found work at last.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hwsDvqt7M4
 
2013-10-01 02:32:31 PM
Officers chased him to the lake, where he jumped into a neighbor's paddle boat and headed out toward open water. But the paddle boat capsized, dumping Rood into the lake.

How do you even manage to do that?  Apart from being pretty slow, they're usually also quite stable
 
2013-10-01 02:49:28 PM

incawarrior: Officers chased him to the lake, where he jumped into a neighbor's paddle boat and headed out toward open water. But the paddle boat capsized, dumping Rood into the lake.

How do you even manage to do that?  Apart from being pretty slow, they're usually also quite stable


When you're a Real Man of Genius™, anything is possible.
 
2013-10-01 02:49:43 PM

nunyadang: He had to use a paddle boat. This is Metro-Detroit.  We can't afford gas.


I can afford the gas.

It's the mugging at 7 mile and evergreen that gets expensive.
 
2013-10-01 02:49:50 PM
2 RooD

My new gangsta rappa name.
 
2013-10-01 02:53:58 PM
He would have had a better chance if he stole some kid's Big Wheel.
 
2013-10-01 02:55:23 PM

gopher321: James Bond? You're not exactly Einstein in the analogy department, submitter.

/should have used Harry Houdini


Or Macgyver with the coffin jetski
 
2013-10-01 02:55:23 PM
Run, son! I'll cut 'em off at the pass! Stupid begets stupid. Hope they had a comfortable night in OCJ.
 
2013-10-01 02:57:25 PM
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Separated at birth?
 
2013-10-01 03:02:28 PM

CasperImproved: Was his nae Huck Finn?


No, but he has a new boyfriend: something something Jim.
 
2013-10-01 03:06:01 PM
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James Bond would've covered his ass. Maybe with an anal bum cover...
 
2013-10-01 03:06:27 PM
skip to 1:18 'How's your girl Mike?' nsfw language
Link
 
2013-10-01 03:15:29 PM

incawarrior: Officers chased him to the lake, where he jumped into a neighbor's paddle boat and headed out toward open water. But the paddle boat capsized, dumping Rood into the lake.

How do you even manage to do that?  Apart from being pretty slow, they're usually also quite stable


My guess: He was drunk.
 
2013-10-01 03:20:07 PM
It might have worked with one of these:
www.idahowatersports.com

/probably not though
 
2013-10-01 03:37:53 PM
Not exactly the brightest bulb in the box, but in Detroit, he's a frickin Werner Von Braun.
 
2013-10-01 03:50:57 PM

LeroyBourne: skip to 1:18 'How's your girl Mike?' nsfw language
Link


I have found that song in particular annoys many women. They just don't get the genius I suppose.
 
2013-10-01 03:58:23 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-01 04:01:12 PM

Paddle boat? You're not exactly James Bond in the escape department, dude


That's okay. The boat turns into this:

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2013-10-01 04:10:09 PM

JesseL: It might have worked with one of these:
[www.idahowatersports.com image 850x373]

/probably not though


I'm not sure which one sucks harder? Paddle kayaks or stand-up paddle boards, both are the bane of the waterways.

/move over Swanson, I'm driving
 
2013-10-02 12:16:55 AM

Fubegra: incawarrior: Officers chased him to the lake, where he jumped into a neighbor's paddle boat and headed out toward open water. But the paddle boat capsized, dumping Rood into the lake.

How do you even manage to do that?  Apart from being pretty slow, they're usually also quite stable

When you're a Real Man of Genius™, anything is possible.


I might be high as Snoop Lion right now but that was funny!
 
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