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(Opposing Views)   Jehovah's Witnesses can be pretty annoying, but unloading a high capacity 9mm handgun at their car as they drive away? Well, that's just uncalled for   (opposingviews.com) divider line 139
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2013-10-01 12:26:06 PM
ImOkayWithThis.jpg
 
2013-10-01 12:34:43 PM

BumpInTheNight: ImOkayWithThis.jpg


My dad is a Jehovah's Witness, so fark you and anyone who looks like you.
 
2013-10-01 12:51:09 PM

RedPhoenix122: BumpInTheNight: ImOkayWithThis.jpg

My dad is a Jehovah's Witness, so fark you and anyone who looks like you.


You sound preachy.
 
2013-10-01 12:52:31 PM
So......did they get em?

Dnrtfa
 
2013-10-01 12:52:38 PM

RedPhoenix122: BumpInTheNight: ImOkayWithThis.jpg

My dad is a Jehovah's Witness, so fark you and anyone who looks like you.


Yeah, well MY dad is a Moonie and he says your dad smells.
 
2013-10-01 12:52:57 PM

RedPhoenix122: BumpInTheNight: ImOkayWithThis.jpg

My dad is a Jehovah's Witness, so fark you and anyone who looks like you.


You're both going to Hell.
 
2013-10-01 12:53:06 PM

RedPhoenix122: BumpInTheNight: ImOkayWithThis.jpg

My dad is a Jehovah's Witness, so fark you and anyone who looks like you.


well fark you and your whole cult
 
2013-10-01 12:54:06 PM
I won't unload a gun at them as they drive off, but if anyone wants me to join a cult where my health advice comes from the same people who ignored G-d's gift of the rope, the boat, and the helicopter after they fell off the bridge nearby a waterfall (e.g. no blood transfusions); then I am not going to believe them about anything else.
 
2013-10-01 12:54:48 PM
I bet Witness canvassing in Dearborn, Michigan is an absolute blast.
 
2013-10-01 12:55:59 PM
Subby is a retard troll
 
2013-10-01 12:56:12 PM
19 shots and no hits? What a bad shot!
 
2013-10-01 12:56:17 PM
A former coworker of where I work leers at the kids they bring with them instead, since they started using toddlers to hand out the Watchtower.

My wife has managed to scare them as well with "I don't have time to deal with your bullshiat today" as well as one other time before that handing them some "info on Islam" pamphlets we got sent with an April Fool's Day Qur'an (someone signed us up for free religious literature as an April Fool's Day joke a few years back).
 
2013-10-01 12:56:22 PM
you have to be careful not to hit the sad little kid in a tie that they've been dragging around the neighborhood all fu(king Saturday morning while his friends are at home watching cartoons.
 
2013-10-01 12:58:16 PM
Were there any witnesses?
 
2013-10-01 12:58:25 PM
I speak with them for about 10 minutes and offer drinks to them when they stop by.
Why be an asshole?
 
2013-10-01 12:58:36 PM

AngryDragon: RedPhoenix122: BumpInTheNight: ImOkayWithThis.jpg

My dad is a Jehovah's Witness, so fark you and anyone who looks like you.

You sound preachy.


Never said I was one. Personally I can't stand them.  Doesn't mean I think they should be shot at.
 
2013-10-01 12:58:47 PM

AngryDragon: RedPhoenix122: BumpInTheNight: ImOkayWithThis.jpg

My dad is a Jehovah's Witness, so fark you and anyone who looks like you.

You sound preachy.


Though not, to be fair, like your average Jehovah's Witness.

/Seriously, stunts like this just feed their persecution/martyr complex
//Should know - I was raised JW
///I got better
 
2013-10-01 12:59:23 PM

Pinner: you have to be careful not to hit the sad little kid in a tie that they've been dragging around the neighborhood all fu(king Saturday morning while his friends are at home watching cartoons.


Who watches cartoons on Saturday morning?

/anymore, anyway - they peaked in the '90s.
 
2013-10-01 12:59:29 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Why be an asshole?


You must be new here.
 
2013-10-01 12:59:45 PM
When I was in high school a buddy's mother was a Jehovah's Witness.  The first indication I had that anything was amiss was finding a pamphlet about how the space shuttle was evil at his house.

/his stepmother believed evil spirits lived in the trashcan
//buddy was intelligent, but seriously screwed up in the head
 
2013-10-01 12:59:54 PM
shiat.

Was I wrong to put a "No Soliciting" sign up?

/Am I just supposed to shoot over their heads to scare them off or something?
 
2013-10-01 01:00:12 PM

Bermuda59: 19 shots and no hits? What a bad shot!


www.morethings.com
 
2013-10-01 01:00:41 PM

Pinner: you have to be careful not to hit the sad little kid in a tie that they've been dragging around the neighborhood all fu(king Saturday morning while his friends are at home watching cartoons.


THIS!
I was that kid and it sucked.
That whole upbringing is a circle of hell.
 
2013-10-01 01:00:45 PM
Now that's religious oppression. Butthurt Fundies take note.

/and the NRA will give this moran a lifetime membership too...
 
2013-10-01 01:00:46 PM
Here are some hilarious non-violent ways to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses (and Mormons) for good.
 
2013-10-01 01:00:54 PM
Hey, I felt threatened.
 
2013-10-01 01:01:45 PM
I have a friend who is a JW. He's a nice guy and I like him. He knows better than to make a religious debate with me. He's just a regular guy in every other way, and he never has to buy his wife a birthday present.
 
2013-10-01 01:02:20 PM

NutWrench: Here are some hilarious non-violent ways to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses (and Mormons) for good.


Helps if you show up naked.
 
2013-10-01 01:02:31 PM

hitlersbrain: Hey, I felt threatened.


Oh, so threatened. I felt threatened, and frightened, and scared...
 
2013-10-01 01:03:23 PM
They come by maybe once a year. I pleasantly tell them no thank you, and they're on their way.

What I don't like are the hordes of roofing contractors that sweep the neighborhood after every storm that has reported hail.
 
2013-10-01 01:03:39 PM
I would gladly donate bullets to this cause.
 
2013-10-01 01:04:14 PM
He's doing it wrong.

Visitations from religious types of all sorts (JW's, Mormons, etc.) fell to zero at my house once I added a large German Shepherd with excellent dental work to the family.  He *really* likes to show off his teeth to anyone he doesn't know approaching the door.

/never bitten anyone
//never had to

imageshack.us
 
2013-10-01 01:04:26 PM

RedPhoenix122: BumpInTheNight: ImOkayWithThis.jpg

My dad is a Jehovah's Witness, so fark you and anyone who looks like you.


You sound worldly.
 
2013-10-01 01:09:07 PM

ShawnDoc: RedPhoenix122: BumpInTheNight: ImOkayWithThis.jpg

My dad is a Jehovah's Witness, so fark you and anyone who looks like you.

You sound worldly.


Pretty much, yeah.  I also put my hand over my heart during the playing of the National Anthem, spent time in the military, and had premarital sex.
 
2013-10-01 01:09:41 PM
I thought high capacity mags were banned? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
 
2013-10-01 01:10:06 PM

Skyd1v: He's doing it wrong.

Visitations from religious types of all sorts (JW's, Mormons, etc.) fell to zero at my house once I added a large German Shepherd with excellent dental work to the family.  He *really* likes to show off his teeth to anyone he doesn't know approaching the door.

/never bitten anyone
//never had to

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Awesome dog is awesome.
 
2013-10-01 01:12:00 PM

NutWrench: Here are some hilarious non-violent ways to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses (and Mormons) for good.


The best way I've found to never have the Mormon's stop by again is to have them do "service" since they offer to help.

We had them weeding our garden.  Then we gave them some sweet corn to take back to their dorm or whatever, since we had way too much.

I was going to do the same every time they dropped by, have them help me weed, but they've never come back.

I've been outside working in the front yard and they actually skip my house
 
2013-10-01 01:12:12 PM
responsible gun owner
 
2013-10-01 01:12:26 PM

JohnnyRebel88: I speak with them for about 10 minutes and offer drinks to them when they stop by.
Why be an asshole?


Why? Why?! Because like telemarketers and leftover asphalt driveway repairers, these guys are not only pushing a scam on the general public, they're taking advantage of your fear of saying no by doing it to you in your own home. In short, they are assholes, and to not be an asshole in fair return is to encourage their illicit behavior.
 
2013-10-01 01:13:13 PM
I tend to keep it simple.

"No, thank you. I practice the Dark Arts. I appreciate you stopping by, though!" Smile, and let them be on their way.
 
2013-10-01 01:13:37 PM
I think I've only had JWs come to my home twice.  Both times, they were polite enough and it wasn't a big deal.  Once they wanted to schedule a private meeting of some kind, I said no thank you, and they said okay and left.
 
2013-10-01 01:13:43 PM

nytmare: JohnnyRebel88: I speak with them for about 10 minutes and offer drinks to them when they stop by.
Why be an asshole?

Why? Why?! Because like telemarketers and leftover asphalt driveway repairers, these guys are not only pushing a scam on the general public, they're taking advantage of your fear of saying no by doing it to you in your own home. In short, they are assholes, and to not be an asshole in fair return is to encourage their illicit behavior.


Except unlike telemarketers and driveway repairers, they don't believe it's a scam.  So they aren't assholes, just misguided.
 
2013-10-01 01:14:05 PM
Jehovah's Witnesses can be pretty annoying, but unloading a high capacity 9mm handgun at their car as they drive away? Well, that's just uncalled for

Is it?
 
2013-10-01 01:15:51 PM

RedPhoenix122: NutWrench: Here are some hilarious non-violent ways to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses (and Mormons) for good.

Helps if you show up naked.


I did that once.  They freaked the fark out and never came back to that apartment.  I also answered the door loading a shotgun when they kept showing up at my house.  Never seen 3 old ladies move so fast, on the bright side, they never came back again.
 
2013-10-01 01:16:17 PM
There's a JW storefront about 5 miles from me.  They stopped by my house once last year, I told them not to ever come back, they haven't thus far.  They were far more annoying in my old neighborhood.
 
2013-10-01 01:16:38 PM

JohnnyRebel88: I speak with them for about 10 minutes and offer drinks to them when they stop by.
Why be an asshole?


That's exactly what you should be asking them.
 
2013-10-01 01:17:35 PM
OK, this was funnier when I misread the headline and thought it was the JWs unloading a 9mm from their car as they drove away.
 
2013-10-01 01:23:48 PM

Skyrmion: OK, this was funnier when I misread the headline and thought it was the JWs unloading a 9mm from their car as they drove away.


"You can either witness Jehovah" *click* "or meet HIm."
 
2013-10-01 01:24:24 PM
I had to threaten them with physical violence to get them to leave me alone. I work nights and sleep during the day. They would not stop banging on my door every day, even after I repeatedly told them I work nights. So I flipped out on the last one to wake me up. I told them to pass the word that the next time they banged on my door I was going to beat the living snot out of whoever woke me up. They now cross over to the other side of the street when passing my house.
 
2013-10-01 01:26:36 PM

cgraves67


He's just a regular guy in every other way, and he never has to buy his wife a birthday present.


Please to explain.
 
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