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2013-10-01 12:31:31 PM
Thats my kind of blog!
 
2013-10-01 12:42:18 PM
Now if they'd only fix marvel unlimited. The damn android app still doesn't zoom properly, making reading any two page spreads quite painful. Also random comics just won't load. I was trying to read up on "Iron Fist" the other day and random books just wouldn't work. So annoying as otherwise it is a great service for its price.
 
2013-10-01 12:47:04 PM
The things I would do with Scarlett Johanssen if given the opportunity....

I mean, we'd go to the zoo, maybe catch a musical, dinner at a nice restaurant. You know, THOSE kinds of things.
 
2013-10-01 12:50:02 PM
Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-01 12:55:40 PM

AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]


Olivia's cute, but still too thin.

Scarlett > Olivia.  Every day and twice on Sunday.
 
2013-10-01 12:57:45 PM
i52.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-01 12:59:02 PM

Rwa2play: AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]

Olivia's cute, but still too thin.

Scarlett > Olivia.  Every day and twice on Sunday.


Scarlett Johanson, Olivia Wilde, and Emma Stone.
 
2013-10-01 01:07:45 PM

CygnusDarius: [i52.photobucket.com image 245x245]


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-01 01:20:59 PM

Mikey1969: The things I would do with Scarlett Johanssen if given the opportunity....

I mean, we'd go to the zoo, maybe catch a musical, dinner at a nice restaurant. You know, THOSE kinds of things.


You forgot putting your coat down over a puddle of water so that her shoes would not get wet.
 
2013-10-01 01:36:02 PM
That is some stunningly sh*tty website design right there. It's like they had meetings about how to inflict the most pain on people who visit the site.
 
2013-10-01 01:38:19 PM

Rwa2play: AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]

Olivia's cute, but still too thin.

Scarlett > Olivia.  Every day and twice on Sunday.


Damn kids...
 
2013-10-01 01:45:47 PM

bikerbob59: Mikey1969: The things I would do with Scarlett Johanssen if given the opportunity....

I mean, we'd go to the zoo, maybe catch a musical, dinner at a nice restaurant. You know, THOSE kinds of things.

You forgot putting your coat down over a puddle of water so that her shoes would not get wet.


I thought that was implied?
 
2013-10-01 01:46:40 PM

CygnusDarius: Rwa2play: AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]

Olivia's cute, but still too thin.

Scarlett > Olivia.  Every day and twice on Sunday.

Scarlett Johanson, Olivia Wilde, and Emma Stone.


Stay on topic, guys!  Stick to actresses in Marvel movies:

hotphotosat.info


i2.listal.com
img3.allvoices.com

www.blackbookmag.com
 
2013-10-01 01:54:15 PM
I remember reading that they took super high res body scans of each Avenger actor so they can then be used in the CGI all I want is that super high res shot :)
 
2013-10-01 01:54:40 PM
Every Scarlett Johannson I've seen on fark 10,000 times.

/I'll fap again anyway
//sigh
 
2013-10-01 02:07:19 PM

The_Homeless_Guy: Now if they'd only fix marvel unlimited. The damn android app still doesn't zoom properly, making reading any two page spreads quite painful. Also random comics just won't load. I was trying to read up on "Iron Fist" the other day and random books just wouldn't work. So annoying as otherwise it is a great service for its price.


I'd also like to see a comixology style guided view, but I understand that that would be an enormous undertaking.
 
2013-10-01 02:21:53 PM
img.fark.net

excuse me.  i am going to need a few minutes.
 
2013-10-01 02:30:29 PM

Rwa2play: AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]

Olivia's cute, but still too thin.

Scarlett > Olivia.  Every day and twice on Sunday.


i only know of one way to solve this argument... so, let the pictorial arguments begin
 
2013-10-01 02:38:10 PM

CygnusDarius: Rwa2play: AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]

Olivia's cute, but still too thin.

Scarlett > Olivia.  Every day and twice on Sunday.

Scarlett Johanson, Olivia Wilde, and Emma Stone.


whynotboth.jpg

I swear you folks are unimaginative, as if it has to be a one or the other type deal.
 
2013-10-01 02:43:05 PM
I only recently became fully aware of Cobie Smulders.


i.imgur.comi.imgur.com

 
2013-10-01 02:43:07 PM
Winning
 
2013-10-01 02:45:21 PM

Wellon Dowd: I only recently became fully aware of Cobie Smulders.


She Smulders alright
 
2013-10-01 02:45:47 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Scarlett Johanson, Olivia Wilde, and Emma Stone.

Stay on topic, guys! Stick to actresses in Marvel movies:


But Emma Stone was in Spiderman (ok, Marvel comic book, even if Marvel isn't doing the movies)

www.flicksandbits.com
wallpapersfly.com
germanbeautysabine.files.wordpress.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
ecl
2013-10-01 02:49:46 PM

Uisce Beatha: DjangoStonereaver: Scarlett Johanson, Olivia Wilde, and Emma Stone.

Stay on topic, guys! Stick to actresses in Marvel movies:

But Emma Stone was in Spiderman (ok, Marvel comic book, even if Marvel isn't doing the movies)

[www.flicksandbits.com image 823x564]
[wallpapersfly.com image 600x800]
[germanbeautysabine.files.wordpress.com image 850x850]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 460x600]


*male equivalent of sploosh.  Still sploosh I guess.
 
2013-10-01 02:52:37 PM

ecl: Uisce Beatha: DjangoStonereaver: Scarlett Johanson, Olivia Wilde, and Emma Stone.

Stay on topic, guys! Stick to actresses in Marvel movies:

But Emma Stone was in Spiderman (ok, Marvel comic book, even if Marvel isn't doing the movies)

[www.flicksandbits.com image 823x564]
[wallpapersfly.com image 600x800]
[germanbeautysabine.files.wordpress.com image 850x850]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 460x600]

*male equivalent of sploosh.  Still sploosh I guess.


More like a splat than a sploosh really.
 
2013-10-01 02:55:23 PM
I have to say, Olivia Wilde's acting wasn't putrid in Rush.  That might also be because she was on screen for, what, ten minutes at most?

/and Alexandra Lara was easy on the eyes
 
2013-10-01 02:56:27 PM
These ladies give me an itch in my loins. Sadly, I think it's jock itch.
 
2013-10-01 02:59:44 PM

ecl: Uisce Beatha: DjangoStonereaver: Scarlett Johanson, Olivia Wilde, and Emma Stone.

Stay on topic, guys! Stick to actresses in Marvel movies:

But Emma Stone was in Spiderman (ok, Marvel comic book, even if Marvel isn't doing the movies)

[www.flicksandbits.com image 823x564]
[wallpapersfly.com image 600x800]
[germanbeautysabine.files.wordpress.com image 850x850]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 460x600]

*male equivalent of sploosh.  Still sploosh I guess.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obQVwxnwkaU">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=obQVwxnwkaU
 
2013-10-01 03:00:49 PM
I's supersoakher in the face, if you get my drift......

Ejaculate.
 
2013-10-01 03:01:34 PM

Mikey1969: The things I would do with Scarlett Johanssen if given the opportunity....

I mean, we'd go to the zoo, maybe catch a musical, dinner at a nice restaurant. You know, THOSE kinds of things.


Gorilla F*** her in front of the Giraffe Enclosure.
 
2013-10-01 03:29:50 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-01 03:30:05 PM

AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]


Good lord, that woman's eyes could convince the Pope to get circumcised...
 
2013-10-01 03:47:39 PM
Why do they never dress like THAT
1.bp.blogspot.com

when they squat like THIS:
3.bp.blogspot.com

...
...
... then, like, maybe prop her up with a Sybian...
 
2013-10-01 04:33:03 PM

The "*cough*" <something> "*cough*" expression is as tired and lame as "...can you say, ?"

and "Don't go there" .

I hate you subby
 
2013-10-01 04:40:53 PM
This thread surprisingly filled with content and only a few bookmark posts. And at least one admitted hypocrite.
 
2013-10-01 04:41:07 PM

Gotfire: The "*cough*" <something> "*cough*" expression is as tired and lame as "...can you say, ?" and "Don't go there" .

I hate you subby


New hotness: It's more likely than you think. Here comes the science.
 
2013-10-01 05:27:20 PM

pute kisses like a man: Rwa2play: AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]

Olivia's cute, but still too thin.

Scarlett > Olivia.  Every day and twice on Sunday.

i only know of one way to solve this argument... so, let the pictorial arguments begin


Olivia wins major points for a face that says "Right here, right now...and you'll call uncle in the sack before I will" vs ScarJo's usual "I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire" expression.
 
2013-10-01 06:23:11 PM
I like all of the above.

Though I do prefer redheads to blondes. 9/10 women in america are 'blonde' in some fashion. Red or brunette are AWESOME.

Though if you really want to make me perk up (and why you'd do that I have no clue), non-natural dyes are awesome.
 
2013-10-01 06:41:27 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: pute kisses like a man: Rwa2play: AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]

Olivia's cute, but still too thin.

Scarlett > Olivia.  Every day and twice on Sunday.

i only know of one way to solve this argument... so, let the pictorial arguments begin

Olivia wins major points for a face that says "Right here, right now...and you'll call uncle in the sack before I will" vs ScarJo's usual "I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire" expression.


^^^ This.... A thousand times this.
Case in point:
us.cdn281.fansshare.com
 
2013-10-01 08:14:57 PM
Screw Marvel and Scarlett, it's Elvira's Birthday!
 
2013-10-01 10:03:58 PM

SirTanon: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: pute kisses like a man: Rwa2play: AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]

Olivia's cute, but still too thin.

Scarlett > Olivia.  Every day and twice on Sunday.

i only know of one way to solve this argument... so, let the pictorial arguments begin

Olivia wins major points for a face that says "Right here, right now...and you'll call uncle in the sack before I will" vs ScarJo's usual "I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire" expression.

^^^ This.... A thousand times this.
Case in point:
[us.cdn281.fansshare.com image 850x531]


Dear god...what was this thread about again?
 
2013-10-01 10:24:14 PM

MarkEC: Screw Marvel and Scarlett, it's Elvira's Birthday!


Cassandra Peterson for the win.
 
2013-10-01 10:34:12 PM

ZeroCorpse: MarkEC: Screw Marvel and Scarlett, it's Elvira's Birthday!

Cassandra Peterson for the win.


Whether in her natural red hair or her Elvira getup, that woman oozed sex appeal. I wonder how she's holding up these days.
 
2013-10-01 11:37:18 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: ZeroCorpse: MarkEC: Screw Marvel and Scarlett, it's Elvira's Birthday!

Cassandra Peterson for the win.

Whether in her natural red hair or her Elvira getup, that woman oozed sex appeal. I wonder how she's holding up these days.


Still cute but she's looking more like Grandmistress of the Dark these days.
 
2013-10-01 11:52:41 PM
All attractive ladies, although Emma Stone's voice bugs me.  Which isn't really related to her beautiful looks, I admit.
 
2013-10-02 12:15:48 AM

MechaPyx: Dingleberry Dickwad: ZeroCorpse: MarkEC: Screw Marvel and Scarlett, it's Elvira's Birthday!

Cassandra Peterson for the win.

Whether in her natural red hair or her Elvira getup, that woman oozed sex appeal. I wonder how she's holding up these days.

Still cute but she's looking more like Grandmistress of the Dark these days.


Eh, she's over 60 years old by now, I think I can give her a pass for that.
 
2013-10-02 01:00:20 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: ZeroCorpse: MarkEC: Screw Marvel and Scarlett, it's Elvira's Birthday!

Cassandra Peterson for the win.

Whether in her natural red hair or her Elvira getup, that woman oozed sex appeal. I wonder how she's holding up these days.


GIS it, I'd fark her silly. 60+, shes still a good looking woman.
 
2013-10-02 08:17:59 AM
My question is, what Marvel character can we cast Olivia Wilde as?

Dakota North? Domino?


To hell with it. Just bleach her hair and make her Carol Danvers.


/You can CGI the muscles in, in post.
 
2013-10-02 12:04:29 PM

SirTanon: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: pute kisses like a man: Rwa2play: AngryDragon: Scarlett Johannson subby?

This is what's wrong with kids these days.  Not enough attention span to make it to the Olivia Wilde pictorial.

[i.imgur.com image 640x267]
[i.imgur.com image 640x400]
[i.imgur.com image 640x360]
[i.imgur.com image 481x640]

Olivia's cute, but still too thin.

Scarlett > Olivia.  Every day and twice on Sunday.

i only know of one way to solve this argument... so, let the pictorial arguments begin

Olivia wins major points for a face that says "Right here, right now...and you'll call uncle in the sack before I will" vs ScarJo's usual "I wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire" expression.

^^^ This.... A thousand times this.
Case in point:
[us.cdn281.fansshare.com image 850x531]


Too bad she has that stupid tattoo on an otherwise flawless body............ I'd love to try to lick it off..... hehehehe
 
2013-10-02 12:13:45 PM

MarkEC: Screw Marvel and Scarlett, it's Elvira's Birthday!

Still hot in her 60's!

 
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