Buttknuckle: That is incredibly sad. I'd like to give him a shower, clean him up, and give him a hand.
Snarfangel: Well we masturbate in AllentownAnd they're closing all the libraries downOut in Bethlehem they're killing kitsFilling out formsThis is the -- this is bad.
SisterMaryElephant: The halls of the Capitol Building, along with all the others. One big farking dick-jerking contest is going on there.
blatz514: You all read his last name as "strokes" and you know it.
Inchoate: Buttknuckle: That is incredibly sad. I'd like to give him a shower, clean him up, and give him a hand.This is what I thought, also. Poor man. Even homeless people want/need to jack it sometimes (although I'm sure the library has public restrooms, hrm), and it doesn't seem like this guy was deliberately perving on anyone./(Your username is amusing for this story, because I am 12)
ElLoco: Well, I prefer the grocery store. The library? That's weird, man. Just... weird.
JohnnyRebel88: So in other words, a homeless man was just given 3 hots and a cot. How do you know this wasn't his intent without robbing or hurting someone else?
Walker: Snarfangel: Well we masturbate in AllentownAnd they're closing all the libraries downOut in Bethlehem they're killing kitsFilling out formsThis is the -- this is bad.Came here to do an Allentown parody. Will do it anyway.Well I'm jerking here in AllentownAnd my pants are pulled all the way downThe librarian says I have to goBut I just cameSo what does she knowAnd I'm jerking here in Allentown
The Stealth Hippopotamus: The public library, duh
Fano: So to be clear here, we are all in favor of our tax dollars being used to build masturbatoriums for the homeless? I mean, I AM, but I'm just checking. For a friend.
CygnusDarius: The City upoutskirts.
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