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(Billings Gazette)   The car wash in Livingston, Montana has a high pressure wash feature to remove those stubborn body parts   (billingsgazette.com) divider line 25
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2013-10-01 11:38:46 AM  
Fark YOU subtard

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/GFY in the A
 
2013-10-01 11:40:45 AM  
Is it weird that I was expecting to read an article about dismemberment by a high pressure water jet?
 
2013-10-01 11:41:30 AM  
I guess someone didn't have an A-1 day.
 
2013-10-01 11:42:01 AM  
There really should be a way to revoke Javascript privileges.
 
2013-10-01 11:43:03 AM  
Was it stuck in the grill?

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2013-10-01 11:44:53 AM  

ChipNASA: Fark YOU subtard

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/GFY in the A


And it doesn't really say anything more anyway.


LIVINGSTON - A human body part found at a Livingston car wash Monday afternoon matches the victim of a fatal hit-and-run on Interstate 90 near Big Timber.
Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Bill Bullock said that the Sweet Grass County coroner determined the part came from the upper body of the man who was struck and killed Monday morning. He declined to give further details.
The patrol says the man may have been walking from a vehicle found near the scene when he was hit and that he may have been hit several times.
The patrol does not have information on the vehicle or the driver suspected of hitting the man.
Investigators are reviewing surveillance video from cameras adjacent to Interstate 90 exits in the area.
 
2013-10-01 11:48:34 AM  
I nearly removed three of my toes with a pressure washer. Was standing barefoot in ankle deep mud and had the brilliant idea to rinse off my feet and legs with the sprayer. Thankfully, I recognized my dumbassery just as I pulled the trigger and only cut the tops of my three smaller left toes.

(Yeah, CSB)
 
2013-10-01 11:49:16 AM  
Next on CSI....
 
2013-10-01 11:49:49 AM  
abhorrent1:

The patrol says the man may have been walking from a vehicle found near the scene when he was hit and that he may have been hit several times.

WTF does that even mean? Someone backed up and hit him again? Several vehicles hit him? Nice journalism, Lou.
 
2013-10-01 11:52:04 AM  
Ooh, you might not ever get rich
But let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch
There ain't no telling whose parts might be meat
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
 
2013-10-01 11:52:58 AM  

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2013-10-01 11:48:34 AM
I nearly removed three of my toes with a pressure washer. Was standing barefoot in ankle deep mud and had the brilliant idea to rinse off my feet and legs with the sprayer. Thankfully, I recognized my dumbassery just as I pulled the trigger and only cut the tops of my three smaller left toes.


OW!! ow! owie! Ow OW!
 
2013-10-01 12:00:37 PM  

abhorrent1: Was it stuck in the grill?

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And was it franks or beans?
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2013-10-01 12:03:40 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-01 12:05:11 PM  
question 1 of up to 2:
Do you feel overwhelmed with the variety of toothbrushes in stores?


No, but I feel kind of overwhelmed by the variety of body parts in car washes.
 
2013-10-01 12:09:03 PM  

abhorrent1: The patrol does not have information on the vehicle or the driver suspected of hitting the man.


Well, they know the car is clean.
 
2013-10-01 12:10:14 PM  
 
2013-10-01 12:18:15 PM  
If only there was some sort of device to attach things to other things, maybe a stabler, maybe a company that makes them, in Livingston.
 
2013-10-01 12:24:50 PM  
Hey Fark,

I read the headline and I saw the word Car Wash. Since I am an avid Breaking Bad fanatic, I thought how it would be funny if I posted a reference to the Car wash in the show.

Get it? There's a car wash in the show! and the article too!!! LOL
 
2013-10-01 12:25:16 PM  

TheWhoppah: You might get laid.

Livingston Saturday Night - Jimmy Buffett - 1978


Hey, cool song but no way some surfer-looking dude could ever right a song about Montana, man.  Just a Hollywood fiction.

/see also his cameo in "El Rancho Deluxe" or whatever it was with Jeff Bridges
 
2013-10-01 12:56:52 PM  
"County coroner determined the part came from the upper body of the man who was struck and killed Monday morning"

Was it a nipple?
 
2013-10-01 01:16:48 PM  
According to the local paper, the body part that they found was half of his face.

http://www.livingstonenterprise.com/content/hit-and-run-update-victi m- identified

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2013-10-01 01:30:29 PM  

SoCalChris: According to the local paper, the body part that they found was half of his face.

http://www.livingstonenterprise.com/content/hit-and-run-update-victi m- identified

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I don't know why that makes it so much worse. I was thinking it was a hand or something, and we already knew "the body was in multiple pieces." Still ... gah.

For the record, this happened in my hometown, and that's the carwash I use. Furthermore, for the record, I had nothing to do with this unsavory incident. Anyone says anything to the contrary, and I'll cut your farking face off.

I mean...uh...disagree with you politely on this Internet forum.
 
2013-10-01 03:51:08 PM  
What kind of car washes do they have in Montana? I mean, body parts are coming off cars like nothing. The crappy places around me can barely get the bird crap off my truck.
 
2013-10-01 04:40:23 PM  
Oh, human body part. I thought they meant car body part.
 
2013-10-01 06:55:44 PM  

SoupJohnB: TheWhoppah: You might get laid.

Livingston Saturday Night - Jimmy Buffett - 1978

Hey, cool song but no way some surfer-looking dude could ever right a song about Montana, man.  Just a Hollywood fiction.

/see also his cameo in "El Rancho Deluxe" or whatever it was with Jeff Bridges


He did all right with this one.
 
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