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(WTSP)   "A Marion County woman has been arrested on driving under the influence charges after she was found inside a car naked from the waist down with empty boxed wine and her dog in the vehicle." Warning: Have the eye bleach handy   (wtsp.com) divider line 23
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2013-10-01 08:03:10 AM  
Thanks for the warning, cause I ain't clicking.
 
2013-10-01 08:04:47 AM  
Thank you, smitty, for not trolling us with a "smoking hot" headline.
 
2013-10-01 08:06:51 AM  

eraser8: Thank you, smitty, for not trolling us with a "smoking hot" headline.


This and what, no peanut butter?
 
2013-10-01 08:08:08 AM  
Actually, the sidebar mugshot is a hottie.
 
2013-10-01 08:08:46 AM  
Alcohol is good for you.
 
2013-10-01 08:11:34 AM  
Next week expect the Sklar Bros to talk about it on Sklarbro County.

/it's like a greatest hits of FLA Fark stories every week.
 
2013-10-01 08:19:06 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: Alcohol is good for you.


It even helps dogs get laid! Is there anything alcohol can't do?
 
2013-10-01 08:23:16 AM  
DNRTFA, but those who did might presumably need this:

2.bp.blogspot.com

/eye bleach thread?
//Bleach In E-mail?
///EIP
 
2013-10-01 08:29:02 AM  
A dog in her vehicle?  The depravity!
 
2013-10-01 08:29:32 AM  
Anyone else feel sorry for the dog, after seeing that mug shot?
 
2013-10-01 08:33:01 AM  
Bless you, Turboke
 
2013-10-01 08:34:32 AM  
The woman actually looks pretty pathetic. I kinda, sorta feel sorry for her in a way.
 
2013-10-01 08:39:50 AM  

dstanley: Actually, the sidebar mugshot is a hottie.


This.

And a criminal.

Dirty girl.
 
2013-10-01 08:44:40 AM  

WTFDYW: The woman actually looks pretty pathetic. I kinda, sorta feel sorry for her in a way.


Bingo. That's the skin of a long time drinker. Her life has not been a happy one.
 
2013-10-01 08:48:29 AM  

stupiddream: eraser8: Thank you, smitty, for not trolling us with a "smoking hot" headline.

This and what, no peanut butter?


The wine was to get the dog drunk
 
2013-10-01 09:26:32 AM  
That's a rough looking 51. Or as they say, "Rode hard and put away wet".

Probably look ok after a makeover.
 
2013-10-01 09:44:50 AM  

dstanley: Actually, the sidebar mugshot is a hottie.


Nothing like having the eye bleach included.
 
2013-10-01 12:20:22 PM  
did they find any peanutbutter???
 
2013-10-01 12:55:33 PM  
Did the dog's breath smell like fish?
 
2013-10-01 02:54:32 PM  
Damn, that's a hard 51.
 
2013-10-01 03:29:33 PM  

WTP 2: did they find any peanutbutter???


Was her van loaded with weapon.

/This ain't no party
//this ain't no disco
///there ain't no fooling around.
 
2013-10-01 11:37:57 PM  
Aw jeez, mom.
 
2013-10-02 07:14:08 PM  

BuckTurgidson: Aw jeez, mom.

 
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